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Posted: 6/23/2008 2:51:26 PM | #1948... Loved it......... | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 4:01:47 PM | all quotes by the late, great George Carlin
~Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
~When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
~I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
~Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
~Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
~You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 4:23:18 PM | thanx ash...god i'm sad....
~*~
anyway, read this on the back of a papyrus greeting card..and thought of you:
'the hummingbird's delicate grace reminds us that life is rich, beauty is everywhere, every personal connection has meaning and that laughter is life's sweetest creation.'
(love carlin's : ~fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity....
damn, he's good) | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 8:19:38 AM | aww man rose...that's sweet...thank you....glad I could make you smile babe
"I must try, however, as best I can, although I am very conscious of the fact that our feelings and strivings are often contradictory and obscure and that they cannot be expressed in easy and simple formulas."
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Posted: 6/24/2008 10:34:48 AM | Carlin will be missed greatly here as well. He spoke from his heart and so:
"Say what you mean and mean what you say."
This may not be his quote, but it fits and is greatly needed on this site and elsewhere.... :-) | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 12:48:38 PM | Carlin was the master of the obvious.
He put into words what all people thought.
..or at least thought after he got done telling them.
I woke up one morning to bare breasts on basic cable.
My kid was watching the show drooling.
Then a commercial came on advertising cereal.
He wanted froot loops and I wanted a hooker.
~dog | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 1:42:49 PM | As you seek fragrance in a flower, oil in the sesamum seed, fire in wood,
ghee (clarified butter) in milk, and jaggery (guda) in sugarcane;
so seek the spirit that is in the body by means of discrimination.
~~~Kautalya | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 1:58:46 PM | | clarified butter is just grease with no fat | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 2:10:04 PM | Clarified butter - Butter made clear by heating and removing the sediment of milk solids.
Clarified butter is composed almost entirely of saturated fat (Laurin acid - 3%,
Myristic acid-11%, Palmitic acid-29% and stearic acid-13%). For comparison, eggs
contain Laurin acid - 0%, Myristic acid-0%, Palmitic acid-27% and stearic acid-10% [ref]
[ref]-U.S. Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service. 2007. USDA
National Nutrient Database for Standard Reference, Release 20.
Dog: Some new types of butter made in recent days may not have fat (for the benefit of obese people). I have no idea that people take butter, milk, meat etc. not for fat. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 2:14:27 PM | yeah, whatever.. you melt the butter and scrape the fat off of the top
that's clarified butter
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Posted: 6/24/2008 4:19:12 PM | oh.. you mean non-butter.. I don't eat tofu or vegemite, either
Dog: Some new types of butter made in recent days may not have fat (for the benefit of obese people). I have no idea that people take butter, milk, meat etc. not for fat.
Main Entry: 1but·ter
Pronunciation: \ˈbə-tər\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English butere, from Latin butyrum, from Greek boutyron, from bous cow + tyros cheese; akin to Avestan tūiri- curds — more at cow
Date: before 12th century
1: a solid emulsion of fat globules, air, and water made by churning milk or cream and used as food
2: a buttery substance: as a: any of various fatty oils remaining nearly solid at ordinary temperatures b: a creamy food spread; especially : one made of ground roasted nuts
3: flattery
— but·ter·less \-ləs\ adjective | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 4:49:04 PM | I prefer margerine myself ... its probably the preservatives ... at this stage in life think I need em   | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 8:41:29 PM | | "When you come to the edge of all the light that you have known and you are about to step out into the darkness, FAITH is knowing one of two things will happen, there will be something to stand on or you will be taught to fly"- Jonathan Living Seagull | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 8:44:48 PM | "WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU, 'A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS', AND YOU PUT YOUR 'TWO CENTS IN', WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER PENNY?"
~George Carlin~
"HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ANYONE DRIVING SLOWER THAN YOU IS AN IDIOT, AND ANYONE GOING FASTER THAN YOU IS A MANIAC"
~George Carlin~ | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 9:09:05 PM | "I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself."
~? | |
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Posted: 6/25/2008 6:52:52 AM | “In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.”
~Tori Amos
“Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”
~John Webster | |
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Posted: 6/25/2008 10:06:00 AM | "The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” - St. Augustine"
to be coming soon... Switzerland | |
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Posted: 6/25/2008 5:31:59 PM | You want an explaination? God is pyssed.
~brian the dog on family guy | |
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Posted: 6/25/2008 6:57:27 PM | A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
~~~ Patricia Neal | |
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Posted: 6/25/2008 8:02:59 PM | "All or Nothing
It is actually difficult to edit life. Especially in regard to feelings. Not being open to anger or sadness usually means being unable to be open to love and joy. The emotions seem to operate with an all-or-nothing switch. I never cease to be impressed by the capacity of some ill people to live life more fully than most, to find more meaning and more depth, more awe in the ordinary. Perhaps it is because they have allowed the events of their lives to take them to some extraordinary highs and lows. Meeting people there is a choice."
--Rachel Naomi Remen, M.D., "Kitchen Table Wisdom, Stories that Heal" | |
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Posted: 6/26/2008 8:09:43 AM | “The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church”
~Ferdinand Magellan
“Those who dwell among the beauties and mysteries of the earth are never alone or weary of life.”
~Rachel Carson | |
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Posted: 6/26/2008 8:39:44 AM | | No one is free whose mind is not like a door with a double-acting hinge swinging outward to release their own ideas and inward to receive the worthy thoughts of others. — Validivar | |
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Posted: 6/26/2008 8:45:17 AM | "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
Martin Luther King, Jr. | |
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Posted: 6/26/2008 9:05:46 AM | "Religion is for those who are afraid to go to hell....spirituality is for those that have already been."
-? | |
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Posted: 6/26/2008 10:55:45 AM | Originality is not doing something
no one else has ever done,
but doing what
has been done countless times with
New Life, New Breath.
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