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 Ugly_Duckling

Joined: 4/14/2007
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why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 9:27:11 AM
Damn this thread is getting me horny! Any girl wants me to prove the OP wrong?
 Miss Amandap

Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 55
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 9:32:37 AM
Communication is important, of course. Tell him what he's doing wrong, tell him when it's not working for you, and help him learn how to pleasure you the way you want him to. I'm not sure if it's possible for his tongue to stay dry, but, maybe with a towel around, he could try! lol

And, if all else fails, bring out a vibrating toy! That should help you along...
 K-lo

Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 56
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 9:44:07 AM

Damn this thread is getting me horny! Any girl wants me to prove the OP wrong?
Ugly - THANK YOU! My sentiments exactly. Where were you last night? And how far is Dayton from Montreal? I'll pretend to be disenchanted with your tongue . . . for a second.
 lonestardaddy

Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 57
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 9:58:59 AM
Hmmm, and here I was ignoring this thread entirely ...not realizing who's head was asking and who's getting the hornier besides being 'right on the money' for a woman needing to offer a little more direction and possible instruction for 'eating her fish' just right.
 cutiepieMS

Joined: 3/4/2007
Msg: 58
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 10:00:36 AM
well I personally like it to be juciy and wet it makes me think he enjoying his meal, plus it is good lubrication also, I like when he shares the taste with me too
 Peachcontradiction

Joined: 9/1/2006
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why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 1:47:39 PM
When serving a man I prefer him to come a bit hungry. If he gets a little messy it just shows he enjoyed what was on the menu. It's all good unless he bites.
 Ugly_Duckling

Joined: 4/14/2007
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Posted: 5/24/2007 2:23:25 PM
K-Lo, according to google maps it is more than a 12 hours ride, I am sure you can find a charming man who enjoys doing it as much as me without traveling that far!

CutiepieMS, We have a saying in French that would translate to: "shared bread has a much better taste". I guess this can be applied to other things too!
 D3nis3

Joined: 3/10/2007
Msg: 61
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 2:24:00 PM
God...I CAN SOOOOOOOOOOOOO RELATE...men seem to think they are doing it right and um yeah...I am dissapointed most of the time. Most think just because they like kitten munching they do it well
 fun_tall

Joined: 11/3/2005
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Posted: 5/24/2007 2:28:09 PM
Its called - GREED! Boys want way too much when on their knees....(no pun intended)

Passion comes with a few men......I think its an art to be down there performing well on a woman. Very few can do it. Maybe you need to ask first before dating a boy ;)
 Ugly_Duckling

Joined: 4/14/2007
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Posted: 5/24/2007 2:38:24 PM
Personally what I like about it is the power it gives me over the woman while doing it much more then the act itself. The risk of suffocation and losing my hair also adds a little to the thrill I guess.
 Tysta

Joined: 4/10/2007
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Posted: 5/24/2007 2:50:39 PM
This thread cracks me up.


C~
 Mutantdate

Joined: 5/16/2007
Msg: 65
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 3:09:12 PM
Yes Communication is important. If your not getting it the way you want then say something. We are guy's remember, can't read a womens mind.
San Kinson I think is his name {God bless his soul passed away} advice was to do your alphabets with you tongue. My problem is I can't do mine unless I sing the alphabets & how can I lick & sing at same time. And my voice sucks {no pun intended} so I always get the shut up thing going. Talk about taking the steam out of the engine. Communication is important and some women must be a little shy about Communication when some guy is trying his best. Only thinking of his feeling I guess. Girl get your freak on and tell him what and how you want it done. If he can't take direction break his erection As far a wet goes, hmm. Women get a little excites = wet. Man get a little hungry = wet tongue. Wet + wet = ?


 andronacus

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 66
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/24/2007 3:14:25 PM
another thing guys HUM do this in the right spot and it works wonders (not recomended on a first date) and you gotta help us out sometimes ur very complex HOW many lips and things come on give us a break !! lol
 saucmi1849

Joined: 2/15/2007
Msg: 67
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Posted: 5/24/2007 3:32:42 PM
Amineedsluv2....You gave the only explination that made any since of all the comments I read... Men and women need to communicate when they make love. It makes thing go so much better....You GO GIRL!!
 innocentantic

Joined: 7/22/2006
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Posted: 5/24/2007 4:52:11 PM
What I noticed is that your first post stated something about men in general, and then your second post (the "kick him in the face" one) showed that you were really only talking about one guy. Sounds like you need to grow some self-confidence and find a mate that suits you better.
 K-lo

Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 69
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Posted: 5/24/2007 5:18:10 PM

K-Lo, according to google maps it is more than a 12 hours ride, I am sure you can find a charming man who enjoys doing it as much as me without traveling that far!
Uglyduck - you're probably right. There's some lovely lickers and suckers down here. But, they won't have the Montreal-Quebec accent when they say the alphabet. Dag nab green grass!!
 PHK

Joined: 12/14/2006
Msg: 70
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Posted: 5/24/2007 6:00:14 PM
*fans self* great thread!
OP - you resemble Angelina Jolie :) but to answer your question the guide by 'Show Me The Way' is a good start...
the nails need to be FILED. Don't just cut them off with nail clippers and give them a good scrub in the sink - FILE those nails down! Otherwise those little razor blades will ruin more than just the moment and 'the clitoris, which is extremely sensitive' may not convey as well as 'take all of the nerves in your penis and stuff them into the size of a pea or the pink of a pencil eraser'
And encourage! Be vocal, verbal and physical. Everyone loves praise. Can't expect someone to read your mind
 PHK

Joined: 12/14/2006
Msg: 71
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Posted: 5/24/2007 6:13:13 PM
I may have missed this in a previous post but one possible suggestion is once she appears to be warming up (lubrication, darker or more blushed coloration, raising or tilting pelvis toward you...) warm your hands by stroking, caressing and otherwise stimulating her other e-zones while continuing to kiss her 'flower'. Then warm your dominant index finger in your mouth. Next use that same finger, in combination with your mouth, to continue to stimulate her 'flower'. This will also lubricate your finger (female fluid is different from saliva) then slowly insert (nail side toward her back, fleshy padded side towards her heart). Within an inch or two, you'll feel something about the same size and texture of a walnut. This is her g-spot. Try 'come hither' motions with your finger, curling towards yourself. The combination of g-spot and clitoral stimulation is very enjoyable. As she continues to warm up, try two fingers. This will open your palm, and makes the position and activities more comfortable for you, and thereby more enjoyable and enduring for her. Depending on her body and your hand, the base of your palm may fit or may contact with her - which is a another pleasant experience to feel the strength, softness and warmth of your palm on the base, with your fingers on the g-spot and your lips on our *other* lips... Finally, mumbling or 'talking' into the clitoral hood is also nice (for one it sounds as if you are enjoying yourself, and for the other your voice releases vibration through sound waves). Hope this helps
 christi66

Joined: 4/17/2007
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Posted: 5/25/2007 6:06:10 PM
Man i hate when people copy and paste how to have sex ...
 sunshyne1977

Joined: 5/8/2006
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Posted: 5/25/2007 6:18:03 PM
have to agree,let him know. if he cares,he will learn,if not,then get a new man!
 WakeDan

Joined: 8/16/2006
Msg: 75
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/26/2007 4:11:48 AM
I swear to God, i believe smurfan is just a guy posting as a woman for kicks.

clear as day to me. use of language, things he says. screams 'guy'.
 christi66

Joined: 4/17/2007
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Posted: 5/26/2007 11:16:53 AM
hmmm maybe its a shemale ... would explain the posting saying a guy was giving head rather than saying a guy didnt eat me out very good ...
 EiGHTY-SiX

Joined: 9/27/2005
Msg: 77
why cant they give head properly?
Posted: 5/26/2007 12:03:58 PM
yeah i fumbled around for a bit but had a sim experience. now every womans hips shutter when im down there. thanx jackie!
 BigMikeC2

Joined: 5/1/2007
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Posted: 5/26/2007 12:27:04 PM
hahaha this is an interesting thread. Well I have no experience on this so I will just read the posts.
 Test_Pilot

Joined: 10/15/2005
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Posted: 5/26/2007 2:02:07 PM
I'm not sure if the OP realizes that wet is the vagina's natural state when aroused... or it should be. She should just bung that dry old snapper with sand and cement and be done with it. Not worth a single tongue wag.
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