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Posted: 4/9/2008 8:45:44 PM | his ass!
thats all they could get in 2 trucks
gettin em back in teh whellchair | |
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Posted: 4/10/2008 9:39:54 AM | | Bloodied palms | |
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Posted: 4/10/2008 9:59:45 AM | Somebody go back and get a sh*t load of dimes
Badges!?, We dont need no stinkin BADGES!!!!!!
Mongo lieks candy | |
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Posted: 4/10/2008 12:19:09 PM | Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?".....and the rest is history.  | |
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Posted: 4/12/2008 6:20:27 AM | | This must mean I'm a complete spaz at telling jokes, I screw up the jokes and the punchlines!!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/12/2008 11:19:55 AM | | Acres and acres, and it's all mine! | |
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Posted: 4/13/2008 6:59:30 AM | | I told you not to mess with a man who can wrap his D++K around himself twice AND stick it in his ear. | |
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Joined: 2/18/2008
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Posted: 4/16/2008 12:02:17 AM | No,its me Gretzky | |
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Msg: 34 | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 9:12:30 AM | "Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the truck."...
That's from the funniest joke ever told..... | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 11:36:20 AM | | And that's how they came to be married | |
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Posted: 4/27/2008 11:58:25 AM | For you golfers out there-----------
Mulligan!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/7/2008 4:52:24 PM | | "Of course not. Spell 'chrysanthemum.'" | |
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Posted: 7/19/2008 1:25:53 PM | Richard Pryor. See you Tuesday!
How many is a "Brazilian?"
My dad has two of them. One he uses in the bathroom, and another one Mommy uses to brush her teeth.
Two all beef Pattys, special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame street bus.
Lisping, as if one had a cleft palate. "Shhh. I wasn't. I was making fun of him."
Your wife has the clap, your daughter is pregnant, and your son is having relations with a Doberman Pinscher. Lastly, if you don't quit touching yourself, your gonna get tennis elbow.
That was no blessing. He said "I want you, that bottle, and your idiot friend hiding in the bushes to get the Hell away from my church."
In a Chinese accent "2 or 3 days, it will drop off all by itself."
So there! | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 11:56:25 AM | | 'It's a pity Camila isn't here or we could have saved the Range Rover!' | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 2:21:10 PM | | because he was known as the chip monk. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 2:21:58 PM | | You ready for this? he was a super callous fragile mystic hexed by halitosis | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 8:52:41 PM | "That's just in case!"
"Focus? Bo'fus?"
"Nope- frayed knot..."
 Guess you had to be there......
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Posted: 7/20/2008 9:42:48 PM | | F*ck'em, give him five bucks, and send him on his way. | |
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Posted: 7/21/2008 12:56:50 PM | "Oh, and I bet he even said I was speeding, too!"
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Posted: 8/29/2008 10:05:47 PM | So then the doctor says to Oprah "It's not, I just wanted to see what my house would look like if I painted it black with pink shutters!"
And the doctor replied "Well he seemed a bit****yed, but his foresight is pretty good!"
Guy responds to the bartender "Thanks, but I have to tell you, if 6 shots of tequila doesn't get this taste out of my mouth, then nothing will!" | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 10:16:50 PM | I'm calling Jack Niklaus to find out what's par for this hole!
...and somehow he saw his shadow and that means we're gonna have 6 more weeks of winter!
10 minutes of silence
So tell me, Father: at what speed was the Rabbi going when he backed into you? | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 10:50:41 PM | the other guy is picking watermellons
in case it gets hot, i can roll down the window
oh shit, i lost my girlfriend too
she threw away all the "w"s
and that's the sum****that killed my dog
he was makin pun ub da way i tawk
and the gorilla looked down at the sliced bologna, looked up, then rubbed his eye. | |
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Posted: 8/30/2008 9:32:33 AM | | What does that chunk want? | |
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Posted: 8/30/2008 11:49:44 AM | | After that cue ball he checks everything to make sure it will fit. | |
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Posted: 8/30/2008 2:47:10 PM | | Then Little Johnny says to his teacher "Rectum? Damn near killed him!!!" | |
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