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|But then i realised it said `Thick Cut`!|
Posted: 8/30/2008 4:51:46 PM
|Bring me my brown pants!|
So the mouse said, "Suffer, ****!"
Forget the water, how about some more of that buttery corn?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
Wow, then mommy musta sat on a chain saw!
I'll keep an eye out for you.
Also, how about jokes where the setup IS the punchline? I know one:
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
Posted: 8/30/2008 9:09:11 PM
|And the Lone Ranger said, "NO, you stupid horse! POSSE!!!! P-O-S-S-E!!!!!!"|
Posted: 8/31/2008 2:11:22 AM
E: Beaten... But it still begs repeating.
Posted: 8/31/2008 8:19:14 AM
|"What you mean 'we', PALEFACE?"|
Posted: 10/4/2011 5:41:25 AM
|Pick up your head dummy, your licking the rug.|
Bigfoot has actually been sighted.
Posted: 10/4/2011 5:53:34 AM
|Nope!! But I got some pretty good leads.|
If you got a big**** you don't need a Corvette.
The prick is on the inside.
Posted: 10/4/2011 6:58:39 AM
|I've got good news and bad news you don't have crabs your cherry has fermented and you have fruitflies|
Posted: 10/4/2011 9:17:12 AM
|Well sir: She's got worms and I like to fish.|
Posted: 10/4/2011 2:33:21 PM
|Well, they didn't inflate the catheter balloon the way I thought they would... I guess that would've required the 'Head' nurse.|
Posted: 10/5/2011 5:39:02 AM
|Snow Whites cherry|
Posted: 12/18/2011 5:15:33 AM
|And the black man replies " No! My girlfriends name is Nancy, it says, Welcome to New York and have a nice day! "|
Posted: 12/23/2011 7:24:28 AM
|Well,that's all my sister has,and that's her big fancy house and her Corvette!|
So I took my bowling ball and threw it in her toilet!
So the bear reaches down, picks up the bunny rabbit and wipes his a$$ with it!
Posted: 12/23/2011 7:51:28 AM
|haha ... nice idea|
he was a super callous fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Not heard this joke but the punchline is good enough I can work out the joke haha
A lot of punchline's I'm reading I know the joke and they're great, other's I read and think the OP's intention was missed....
General type of joke I like:
And then he woke up....
Moral of the story: [insert random unexpected quirp here]....
What do you mean you don't know? Dumbass...
Goes to show which gender is better hey?
Now for a joke specific reply:
Because they're both not real (santa v perfect woman/man)
"Well I guess that answered that age old question" (chicken & egg)
Posted: 1/10/2012 1:08:41 PM
|"none, hippies screw in sleeping bags"|
Posted: 1/10/2012 8:39:52 PM
|This is like a treasure hunt. I don't recognize about half of these intriguing punchlines, and I'll have to look them up to find the rest of that joke.|
Posted: 1/11/2012 7:40:48 AM
|"What do you ****ing think happened? We had sexual intercourse!"|
Posted: 12/18/2012 1:20:32 AM
|...holding up the bucket, "I'm just here to feed the alligator!"|
Posted: 12/19/2012 12:37:10 PM
|Aaaarrrgggghhh... it's driving me nuts.|
Posted: 12/19/2012 5:06:02 PM
|"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"|
"My throat feels much better now, and you're husband still can't believe that it was YOUR idea!"
"Of course I'm sure, the little one he uses to pee and the big one he uses to brush the babysitters teeth!"
"He had to quit his job cause now he is afraid of the dark."
"The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
"I was in math class and my teacher asked "what comes after 69?" Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer."
Posted: 12/20/2012 12:08:31 PM
|"We're Number One! We're Number One!"|
"Because one's a Doc, one's a Worf, and one's a Marina."
"Oh no, my garden's on fire!"
Posted: 12/21/2012 10:10:15 AM
|Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am." |
Then he says "I define myself to be outside the fence."
And the philosophy department doesn't even want the wastebaskets.
Posted: 12/22/2012 11:51:41 PM
|"What God wants - he keeps!"|
It's his to keep....
I like this one A loving heart (and snow tires) is the beginning of all knowledge.
Thomas Carlyle- I added to it ....sorry
Posted: 12/27/2012 10:24:40 AM
|"me and the Ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."|