| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/28/2008 10:14:50 PM | Wrapping a vibrator is probably the biggest waste of a prophylactic in the world. You could donate them to Africa and save a few lives. Jesus I love being a money-grubbing American sometimes.  | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 8:38:48 AM | Ok, yesiamcute.
Imagine you are seeing someone, exclusive rationship, living together, etc. You come home from a business trip and you find, ahem, a"used" one in the trash.
You confront him, he says, its just a more realistic sensation, it lets me imagine that I was with you.
Would YOU believe that?
Now, if you WOULD believe that, please contact me immediately, as I have some excellent investment-grade real estate in Florida that I am sure you will be very interested in, as well as a relative of a well-placed individual in the Nigerian government who will gladly pay you a considerable fee for assistance in transferring some funds using your U.S. bank account. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 8:52:19 AM | | I can't see that happening hun. That girl is so not using a condom for masterbation. I'd say she's lyin, but I don't know her. Maybe she's telling the truth, but if I was a guy and I came home and seen that, I'd be like wtf and the fact that she didn't tell me she would do that before I left, that would get me a bit suspicious. Hopefully your friend took a good look at the condoms and made sure they were, how do you say it, empty? lol | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 12:36:01 PM | ^^^Think of it like lining your pans with Reynold's Wrap...
You could just wash the pan, too!
(although most B.O.B.'s aren't submersible) 
edit: It is cheaper than a doctor's visit!
It would depend on the individual's priorities...
Beer or condoms??? Hmmmm... tough one! | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 12:47:19 PM | yeah but even without putting it in the dishwasher you should be able to clean your dildo right?
sounds like laziness of the highest order if by some miracle she is telling the truth. especially if you have a boyfriend whose been out of town and you leave used condoms lying around - it's far more likely she is lying.
To the OP, is this woman incredibly lazy? | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 12:56:47 PM | ^^^^I am sure you shower and change your sheets immediately after EVERY sexual encounter...
No? That must mean you are lazy!
BTW...
B.O.B.'s are a better use for those 99 cent store condoms than your real one!
"Ooops" would have more limited consequences. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 1:14:15 PM | I do tend to shower after sex as I work up a sweat. I wouldn't rely on the 99 cent store condoms - call it brand loyalty if you like...
and while i might not clean the sheets immediately after throwing her the lumber, I don't soil them when masturbating, or leave use condoms lying around for my girlfriends to find when she comes home from a business trip.. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 1:31:12 PM |
...or leave used condoms lying around for my girlfriend to find when she comes home from a business trip...
Yes, the trash is best...
BTW... flushing them down the toilet is bad... I saw a special on sewers once... gross! | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 6:00:22 PM | im not surehow a toy feels . but idont see why have a condom on it. but hey if she used it with avibrator Im pretty sure there would me no semen in them. just take a good look
but its still hard to believe | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 5/29/2008 6:13:35 PM | If it was all innocent, why did she not call him a few times while he was away, and have some phone fun? Or leave an erotic voice mail if he was unavailable during the times she was playing? Make his teeth sweat, and insure that she was the only person he was thinking of while he was away, and that he was going to be hurrying home. He would have then KNEW she was telling the truth.
Personally, I don't bother putting a condom on my toys. There are some great antibacterial soaps available, and since I don't share my toys, washing them works just fine for me. However, putting condoms on toys is not unheard of in the womens circle either.
I also do not allow used condoms to be flushed either. Plumbers work by the hour, and take their sweet time unclogging the drains. Trash bags are much cheaper!!! | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/5/2008 12:49:39 PM | ...why did she not call him a few times while he was away, and have some phone fun?
I am sure all of you men out there share every detail of every soapy, solo shower experience or "whoops, thar it is!" lazy afternoon solo wandering, with your woman over the phone, or when she is simply out of the room, right?
Sometimes the two-minute "git-'er-dun" pick-me-up is all the relief one might need at the time.
Don't get me wrong... phone sex is a lot of fun, but both parties have to be into the moment at the same time... does every instance have a conversation attached in your own world?
--Sorry guys... Sexual satisfaction doesn't always include you!   | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/5/2008 1:16:43 PM |
I am sure all of you men out there share every detail of every soapy, solo shower experience or "whoops, thar it is!" lazy afternoon solo wandering, with your woman over the phone, or when she is simply out of the room, right?
Sometimes the two-minute "git-'er-dun" pick-me-up is all the relief one might need at the time.
Don't get me wrong... phone sex is a lot of fun, but both parties have to be into the moment at the same time... does every instance have a conversation attached in your own world?
--Sorry guys... Sexual satisfaction doesn't always include you!
Firstly, the person you were replying to didn't mean "every time." They meant once or twice while the S.O. was away from home. Surely in the period of several days, or a couple weeks, one can be in the mood to call and leave a short dirty voice mail. In any case, that's neither here nor there, as it was just a suggestion.
Secondly, the REAL point is, even if she regularly used condoms on her vibe, WHY didn't the guy know until AFTER he came back from his trip? If you're that close to your S.O. that you're allowed to know each others' sexual habits, then this is something he should have known about long before his extended absence. The fact that he had no knowledge of it is what makes the story reek of dishonesty. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/5/2008 1:50:50 PM | | No, i would not believe her, and guess what?? I still DONT. What it is you are the mystery friend whom you speak and it is you who wants to see if we are as naive as your man to believe what you are saying. Stunned aren't you?? | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/5/2008 2:11:51 PM | msg.1
No. Obviously, if she still had to mastrubate after sex, to get herself off as a single person in a joint relationship. Then getting her groove grooved the right way is a selfish key to her singular pleasure.
And as to that, when discovered would be a one shot "double baggy" deal upon detection. Then again I'd gladly let my neighbor "get all involved." With no chance of any multiple anything, by being possibly bi-curiously involved with me. Or erotic enticement forthcoming to further her Mis-guided reaserch in self fulfilment. The most likely Keiser Soze being the further stimulation of an ego as engorged as her
solo-ly stimulated sex drive.
'Cause ya' know, self love is the only love some people can truely accept. And they often train with furious fingers towards that delight. ;)
But the question remains, if "your friend" is clean, wholesome, and of course, disease free. Why then, does she need a condom to protect her fingers from herself?
Dear, gawd! Ea gads! 9 to 9! It's a new psychosomatic ultra bubonic- Vaginal problem!
(gasp) This is doom, mixed with excitement! Yay!
hmmm....curious clinitians of reproductive health would, surely, like to know....
And their psychological staff, of course, is allways curious as to why. ;)
But personally...I'll ask Dr. Phill to ask Mr. Springer to consult with me later.
So that Slim Shady learns to clean up after he's done with my girl.
Most likely I'd program her custom ring to "youz A hoe" by Ludicriss, or "Superfreak" by Rick James. Then change the SIMM card after two weeks, of her landlord/lawyer trying to blame me. For leaking about her garbage to the CDC.
lol;)
9 to 9 | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/5/2008 3:12:05 PM | Surely in the period of several days, or a couple weeks, one can be in the mood to call and leave a short dirty voice mail.
Eh, to be honest "phone fun" or dirty talk has never been something I found interesting. Most women I've dated couldn't pull it off without sounding ridiculous, which is more of a turn off than anything else.
I agree, though. This seems like something that should be discussed early on to avoid confusion. I am surprised, though, that we have had several women on this thread chime in saying they do exactly what the OP described, yet a lot of people still automatically assume it must mean she's sleeping around. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/5/2008 6:01:52 PM |
I agree, though. This seems like something that should be discussed early on to avoid confusion. I am surprised, though, that we have had several women on this thread chime in saying they do exactly what the OP described, yet a lot of people still automatically assume it must mean she's sleeping around.
*Shrugs* it's not a practice I've ever heard of. I think most guys are the same way. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/5/2008 11:29:43 PM | I suspect women are more experienced with vibrators than men are. Furthermore, the sexes will use them in different ways. You have a few women in here saying they've done it, so it's worth paying attention to. I've noticed several posters are examining the woman's use of it from a man's perspective.
I doubt it's uncommon for women. Reasons to do it:
a) too lazy to run to the washroom afterwards and clean everything up
b) irritation from chemicals (some toys have a perfume added into it to "cover up" the latex/rubber smell)
c) some people may have a condom or rubber fetish (though probably rare). Women probably have the potential to view condoms differently because they don't have to wear them. I could see condoms being associated with being able to have sex, and feeling safe; things which are turn-ons to a lot of women. Putting on a condom becomes part of making a fantasy in your head (pretending you're having sex with someone) seeming more real. The sound may account for something, too.
That being said, the context of what the guy's girlfriend said leads me to believe she's full of bs. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/6/2008 8:19:40 AM | It has been suggested by another poster that one would recognize a boyfriend-used condom vs. an 'unleaded' one used on a battery operated boyfriend (B.O.B.)...
I mean, isn't the guy usually in charge of his own 'sample' to get to the trash afterwards?
He would KNOW the difference simply by looking at the damn thing!
One doesn't have to be a certified C.S.I to tell the difference.  | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/6/2008 10:26:43 AM | I don't necessarily think most guys think that its weird she used a condom on a vibrator. It's just weird she used one and didnt dispose of it like a normal human being (discreetly) and never told he SO about using them like that before. The situation just smells like a coverup.
And just so you ladies know, semen doesnt stay in a used condom forever. it doesnt keep its.....well consistancy for very long. Not to be too disgusting but it kind of liquifies more over time and can become runny. so looking in an old rubber for the juices can mean nothing if its even a day later as they "stuff" might have already leaked out of the back end of it depending on how it is tossed in the garbage. Thats why the best bet if you really do this kind of thing and want no questions over it is to dispose of it where noone will ever see it | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/6/2008 12:05:44 PM | I use a condom on my dildo. Yes it saves me having to clean it...but more importantly, I'm prone to yeast infections, and since it's battery-operated I can't put it in the dishwasher, and it's hard to get the whole thing really clean...so it's the easiest way.
As far as whether or not she cheated, I guess that's something you'll have to determine...obv if the condoms are tied up or have semen in them, it's a no brainer. | |
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