| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/6/2008 12:05:44 PM | I use a condom on my dildo. Yes it saves me having to clean it...but more importantly, I'm prone to yeast infections, and since it's battery-operated I can't put it in the dishwasher, and it's hard to get the whole thing really clean...so it's the easiest way.
As far as whether or not she cheated, I guess that's something you'll have to determine...obv if the condoms are tied up or have semen in them, it's a no brainer. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/8/2008 1:11:55 PM | Msg. 101
I think its great that a person uses a condom on their dildo! In fact! I think the erotic gift shops should have a membership reward card for that! Buy four, turn in two clean for a discount on your fifth with vith Jedi Vibration Setting, or fourty percent off on all used dildoes in the "well used and returned" bin!
I'm just wondering how I'd sell that. ;)
"Yup mam, all in the "used discount bin" are 100% Hepasyphilaids free and have no bacterial yeast infections that damaged their resale value at all. Battery compartments are all moisture free, and their reconditioned vibration/squirt action motors work just fine. I know that for a fact, tested them myself!. With condoms of course! Do you have your Single Rewards card on you? 40% off this week if you do like being done well by devices!" "Oh, would you like to know our maintenance fees to fix any other ''lil' fellers", just in case?"
Lol ;)
Now back to the thread:
I agree.
Used condoms with semen while absent= No loyal relationship present. No brainer, time to stay gone, and right quick.
9 to 9 | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/8/2008 9:26:30 PM | | i got a easy one for u put them in the toliet. then u wont ever have 2 worry if she was cheating on u or not.and there is no way a girl used a condom just for that. i just read it 2 my best friend who does and she said bull,,,,,,, she is a lier. so sorry guy find u a good girl | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/8/2008 9:59:43 PM | I think it is BS, too.
Here's a question (since as a man I don't have ANY experience with vibrators wearing condoms): When you take it off, does it turn inside out? I would think that you roll it on and have to roll it or rip it off. Either it would be a ring again (rolling) or inside out (ripping from the base). Due to the friction, I doubt you can pull it from the tip and leave it right side out. A man puts some 'lubricant' in and typically goes flaccid after the deed, so a used condom typically comes off easily and right side out.
I don't have much experience with condoms one way or another, but my guess is 'right side out' means cheating, 'inside out' or a 'ring' could support this fantastic story... I'd say too many people and too many condoms involved. But then again, in the "40-year-old virgin" there was a similar accusation about condoms when nothing had happened. :-)
OP, have you SEEN the condoms yourself? Or can any of the superclean women enlighten me about how the condom comes off B.O.B.? | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/8/2008 10:13:05 PM | ^^^^ Your THEORY rings true. One reason I don't buy the "easier to clean up" story is that moisture will always get inside the condom, leaving the vibe somewhat tacky, gooey, sticky or whatever AFTER you take the condom off.
Now...are the women claiming they want a clean experience are gonna put this DUST-MAGNET away without washing it, or at least cleaning it with a wash rag or moist towelettet? I don't think so....and we are back to square one -- washing the vibrator.
I believe the women who claim using condoms for easy cleanup are trying to pull a fast one. You have GOT to clean the thing SOMETIME. However....if you are not in the mood to do so immediately prior to use, the quick solution is to slap a condom on it, thus you feel "protected" from the dust-bunny germs and so forth.
Could there be...somewhere in the Universe...women who simply slap a new condom on for every use, but NEVER take the old ones off? (complicated removal, or disgust at seeing what lies beneath, perhaps?) So that now their BOB is mummified in latex like a college-boy's beer that's encased in 2 or more plastic cups to show his "progress".
Could there be 6, 7, 8 or more layers of condoms revealing to future archeologists just how infrequently the unit itself was actually washed? Ewww....does a guy care to share his gal with a germ-missile encased in 10mils of latex? 
Hmmm...great question for a coffee date: "How often do you wash your Silver Bullet?" | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/9/2008 12:02:17 AM | I jerk off in condoms all the time, I started doing that after i got tired of have to clean sperm off my ceiling.
Of course "your friend" is a bloody liar and a cheater. If she had a habit of doing this her b/f would have known about it before catching her. But kudos to her for thinking on her feet. But then again liars are usually really good and coming up with those kind of stories. | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/9/2008 7:06:12 AM | My parents have had a hard time with me as child, I have to tell... I did not believe there was such things as fairy tales or santa; I would rather play with realistic things and had more fun with surfing or hiking in the woods - I am still alive, never been abducted or harassed by a perv (they wouldn't be alive by now anyways...). As far Santa... I would look bored at santa for a while to keep the good civilized manners, but short thereafter I would think of something fast-and-furious to get rid of his ridiculous beard... and let my dogs do the rest with his stupid red pjs... Tough cookie
I grew up healthier I think...
What's about a hidden video-camera to watch the (still) GF going naughty with herself?
Maybe it might ease the mind from the idea of cheating and those flashbacks of a "assumed-empty-but-used condoms in the trash". Just, if the tape comes out like "A Night In Paris" and you're not in the video playing your role or operating it... well, don't waste your time crying crocodiles tears... use it against her, but move fast on...
Being happy and free it is by far the best revenge....
Cheers! | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/9/2008 7:06:36 AM | My parents have had a hard time with me as a child, I have to tell... I did not believe there was such things as fairy tales or santa; I would rather play with realistic things and had more fun with surfing or hiking in the woods - I am still alive, never been abducted or harassed by a perv (they wouldn't be alive by now anyways...). As far Santa... I would look bored at santa for a while to keep the good civilized manners, but short thereafter I would think of something fast-and-furious to get rid of his ridiculous beard... and let my dogs do the rest with his stupid red pjs... Tough cookie
I grew up healthier I think...
What's about a hidden video-camera to watch the (still) GF going naughty with herself?
Maybe it might ease the mind from the idea of cheating and those flashbacks of a "assumed-empty-but-used condoms in the trash". Just, if the tape comes out like "A Night In Paris" and you're not in the video playing your role or operating it... well, don't waste your time crying crocodiles tears... use it against her, but move fast on...
Being happy and free it is by far the best revenge....
Cheers! | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/11/2008 7:56:03 AM | wolftx....
...enlighten me about how the condom comes off B.O.B.?
Pssst.... try putting one on your banana....
--no, no a REAL banana! Put it on it and warm it up with your hand stretching it about with lube as if "in use."
It will probably just slide right off... unless it is a super-sized banana! 
WackMC...
Now...are the women claiming they want a clean experience are gonna put this DUST-MAGNET away without washing it, or at least cleaning it with a wash rag or moist towelettet? I don't think so....and we are back to square one -- washing the vibrator.
EEEEWWWWWWW!!!! *gag* NASTY!!!!
Ya just don't toss your 'little friend' back under the bed with the dust-bunnies!!!
And, it isn't that is doesn't get washed at all or baby-wiped off nor put away protected from grossness!
*gag* Maybe that is where you like to leave your crusty sock! EWWWWW!!!!  | |
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| Used condoms in the trash - believe she's not cheating?
Posted: 6/11/2008 11:43:37 AM | About as plausible as a woman coming back from a business trip and finds used condoms and the guy says "Oh I put them on because it feels better when I masturbate"
If you accept such a story, you deserve to be cheated on. | |
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