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 FloridaBrunette

Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 26
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Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/28/2007 7:52:13 PM
I'll smoke till I croak
I will buy till the bank account is dry
The price here is low,But I would sell a kidney to get a pack I know
 Erik Brush

Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 27
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Posted: 5/28/2007 9:55:37 PM
- CRAVINGS OVER CRAVINGS -

Ashley and Ash were both quite strong smokers
While kissing eachother they shared fumes, the tokers
They both got excited oh how their skin glistened
He turned and said "Bedroom!" she smiled as she listened

Then into the bedroom they took off their clothes
They set down their cigarettes orange the end glows
He looked rather rugged she looked rather sweet
But as they fooled around they each craved a treat

On either end table they both spies their smoke
They tried to ignore it but that was a joke
He flipped up her shirt as he tried to ignore
But sucking on nipples his lips longed for more

Now Ashley pushed him back for it was her turn
To ignore her craving as both cigs did burn
She opened his fly and freed his manmeat
Lips sucked hard with effort, no nicotine treat

At last both were shaking with craving so wild
No longer in control and neither one smiled
They laid back together and each had a drag
Their glorious feeling that sex for them lagged

They both puffed away and then had another
They smiled with some effort each feeling the lover
"I think it's so great this romance we share!"
She nodded and agreed, "We smoke so good bare!"

- Erik - Hehehehe,....
 Tramp

Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 28
Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/31/2007 7:53:38 PM
I lit the cigarette,
Avidly suck
Your life’s essence.
It is so nice to feel your inside,
Happy to see me.
I am cruel, I know,
But a poet’s aim is this:
A long silence fired after the longest kiss.
 FloridaBrunette

Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 29
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Posted: 6/6/2007 1:06:38 PM
Oh this smoking thread
I often sit and read before I go to bed
Sometimes when I wake
I fire up a smoke and head for the forums gate
So much laughter and humor
Not being able to have fun with nonsmokers ,was just a rumor
Ashes falling on my keyboard
As I'm laughing so hard,oh lord
The humor and wit
Of smokers and nonsmokers isn't easy to forget
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 6/6/2007 7:59:27 PM

Oh this smoking thread
I often sit and read before I go to bed


Gentle bedtime smoking story for you, FB:


She wanted to take a hit from my cigarillo,
The one with the red-hot tip on an inclined angle;
But when she inhaled that backstopped "smoke", well, .... O!
....After eighty-four puffs the stick doubled-over, dangled.
 Tramp

Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 31
Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 6/11/2007 6:34:53 PM
Work tires.
The two lay on the dry ground, clothed
Looking at each other faces
The woman bites his neck, then the grass,
Smiles agitated,
He after the long ride,
She after eight hours.
The man grabs the soft hand, licks
Covers her with his body.
She stretches, spreads.
The grass is hard, soon to be hay.
She does not look at the man,
Eyes the night sky.

They sit at the outdoor table
Examine the faces going by
Now and then a hot flash comes to them.
He thinks of the foregone day
Chasing her by the ruins among the wild flowers.
She had a better idea, the top of a hill.
When he touches her leg with the foot
Both have a surprised stare and a smile.
The lady is happy to be by him and look into his eyes
The women that pass by do not look at his face,
Hopefully they will undress with a man tonight.
Perhaps those women love only
He whom spends his time for nothing done.

Most of the evening they sit,
She still red in the face, wet lips.
Keeps him in her heart with gratitude.
The grinding kiss she remembers
Given in the woods broken by noisy feet,
Burns, still.
Holds tight to her breast
The cone harvested under the tree
By the warehouse, trucks resting.
And gives the man a melting glance.

He feels another entanglement coming
From the lap under the dress.
The lady who loves him reduces the assault in a kiss
And takes his hand.
But tonight after letting her go,
He knows where he will lay.
Back on the hard floor, broken back, stupefied.
Will enjoy at last, body satiated, after a smoke
The sweetness of sleep in the deserted place.
 Erik Brush

Joined: 6/1/2006
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Posted: 6/12/2007 7:08:36 AM
- THE LURE OF THE SMOKER -

Lure the smoker girl to bed
Was his lustfilled plan
So he bought a carton of
Her very favorite brand

Came to call upon her door
She smiled smoke in lips
As they walked to living room
He studied her hips

For a short time they did talk
Then her smoke ran out
He produced another one
And placed it in her mouth

Lighting up it felt so good
Thank you she exclaimed
He nodded with wicked grin
Still his plan remained

When she finnished off that one
He said show me round!
So she walked him through the place
Oh his heart did pound

When they came to her bedroom
He tossed one to floor
She was looking as he pointed
"Hey there is one more!"

Bending down to grab the smoke
He lifted up her hem
Studying her shapely buns
As she strained to bend


He pulled aside her panty crotch
And then she gasped anew
For as the cigarette went in
Something else did too

As she started to rise up
He tossed a pack in bed
Her eyes lit up to see the smokes
The cravings filled her head

She leaned in to the bed to get
The pack that called her name
She lit the cig inside her lips
With a handy bic flame

He tossed another back farther
And farther she did crawl
With him behind her having fun
No nicotine withdrawl

A clever man she thought and smiled
Besides she knew his game
Inside her closet were twelve cases!
All gotten the same!

- Erik - I almost called it "WHO LURED WHO?" But I like the other play of words better. Enjoy Ms. Puff puff!,... er Floridabrunette,... hehehehe,... what's your fav brand? Er,... just asking for um,... curiosity reasons,... yeah,.... that's the ticket! hahaha,...
 windkist

Joined: 9/14/2006
Msg: 33
Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 6/12/2007 7:37:19 AM
Erik "the lure of the smoker" is too funny! I'm not a smoker, but have a kindred addiction to diet coke. never leave home without it! LOL you all are writing awesome poetry here!

cigarettes are not my thing,
cigars ok but not quite right
now a man who smokes a pipe is a delight!
 Erik Brush

Joined: 6/1/2006
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Posted: 6/12/2007 7:42:48 AM
I too do not smoke, except if I am on fire!~

But for our lovely little Florida Puffster I figured she would get a good giggle while having her morning drag as she reads her thread! hahahaha,...

- Erik - Besides, it's important to teach a hard core smoker girl that there are other fun things she can get her lips around, and non-smokers can be loads of fun too! hahaha Okay point made,... back to our show!
 FloridaBrunette

Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 6/13/2007 12:09:28 PM
Erik is so bad
Reading his poetry while laughing like mad


LOL keep'um coming guys....and Erik you scare me
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 36
Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 6/14/2007 6:23:41 AM
Do I dare to laugh at a smoke?
Can't quite, I might jinx it, ya see
Two weeks out since it quit me.
It's been a long time since
I could think of it and smile.
My first husband used to
request, "Give me the ashtray, Love".
For a time, we made sexual
banter about "ashtray love",
one of youth's exquisite pleasures.
Of course, we were young then.
It seemed a pleasure along the same
lines as chocolate ice cream,
gazing into one another's eyes,
or sensing the power of procreation.
Smoking carried me through
my adult life. It's dumped me now
for some healthier specimen. I'm
still timidly spying to gauge where
I am. If I laugh, it may smell my
remaining lung capacity and double
back for my last gasps.

I know what I can laugh at:
faked orgasms! Another
misjudgment of youth.



Ha ha ha, never again!!!

 likes_a_laugh

Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 37
Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 6/14/2007 6:34:07 AM
Men who don't smoke......
are more inclined to poke.
Men who don't smoke
won't drop during sex, of stroke.

Men who don't smoke
don't have breath to make you choke.
Men who don't smoke
are less likely to be broke.
 FloridaBrunette

Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 6/14/2007 9:20:00 AM

Men who don't smoke......
are more inclined to poke.
Men who don't smoke
won't drop during sex, of stroke.

Men who don't smoke
don't have breath to make you choke.
Men who don't smoke
are less likely to be broke.


LMAO ^^^^^
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
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Posted: 6/14/2007 10:26:42 AM
Man with a plan

I quite on my birthday
When I turned thirty five
Did a one-eighty
to stay alive
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Posted: 6/14/2007 1:13:51 PM
I've had women contact me that had "must not smoke" on their profile
I reminded them that it said "often"
They said that they would make an exception for me
Who's blowing smoke up who's ass?
Could you kiss a man of my class?
I'm trailer trash without the chew
Hold my cig while I kiss you
I'll run my nicotine stained fingers through your hair
Yeah, I can take a dare
 FloridaBrunette

Joined: 2/22/2007
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Posted: 6/17/2007 10:18:31 AM
Smoke people smoke
Others have never taken a toke
Some have chosen to quit
But the smoking issues still gets most fires lit
I respect all thoughts and beliefs
Smokers being cast out is what gives me grief
To each his own I say
Far more important things to make us grey
Second hand smoke seems to be a concern
What about all of the chemicals and things that burn
We smoke outside in the wind and cold
But wanting smoking bans outdoors is getting old
So many things bring us harm
Lets address more important issues arm in arm.........
 FloridaBrunette

Joined: 2/22/2007
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Posted: 6/18/2007 12:10:37 PM
Opssss

<div class='quote'> Smoke people smoke

Should be...

Some people smoke
Others have never taken a toke
Some have chosen to quit
But the smoking issues still gets most fires lit
I respect all thoughts and beliefs
Smokers being cast out is what gives me grief
To each his own I say
Far more important things to make us grey
Second hand smoke seems to be a concern
What about all of the chemicals and things that burn
We smoke outside in the wind and cold
But wanting smoking bans outdoors is getting old
So many things bring us harm
Let's address more important issues arm in arm.........
 FloridaBrunette

Joined: 2/22/2007
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Posted: 8/15/2007 12:26:57 PM
Where have all the poets gone
Will we have to tell another smoking thread so long
Leafs,Rory engage that brain
Let's all get back on that creative train
To smoke or not to smoke
Who cares as long as we can joke
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