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| | labia loversPage 5 of 5 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) | women need to learn to love themselves for WHO they are....find their own comfort zones NOT what anyone else dictates.
can't get this tune outta my head...
"My Humps"
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,......
My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work. | |
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| labia lovers
Posted: 11/13/2009 10:00:02 AM | women need to learn to love themselves for WHO they are....find their own comfort zones NOT what anyone else dictates.
^^
tell that to those who use terms like meat curtains and hotdog in hallway... so cruel and utterly ignorant  | |
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Posted: 11/13/2009 10:12:34 AM | that may be true but WHY would any sane woman even give a moments thought to such moronic statements??? like I said.. NOT what anyone ELSE DlCKtates.
just helps to sift through the gene pool people... | |
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| labia lovers
Posted: 11/13/2009 6:43:51 PM |
Men relate everything to food that's because it's usually easier to get fed than laid... | |
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| labia lovers
Posted: 11/13/2009 8:04:09 PM |
Well, I guess men get pretty bored when they can't find any and all they do is hang out in the forums playing with their pickled onions and baby gherkins
And some bitter old broads have nothing better to do than to use their labia to speak for them... | |
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| labia lovers
Posted: 11/14/2009 2:18:00 AM | WoW
lots of lips flapping
What's all this about a big spread?
No full service, are you suggesting the buffet is open?  | |
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| labia lovers
Posted: 11/14/2009 10:24:15 PM | A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor - "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago" And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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| labia lovers
Posted: 4/5/2010 4:33:50 PM | | If women are considering labiaplasty, they chould look at sexylabia.com. It's an adult site, but it's not so much a fetish site as it is an appreciation site for the beauty of large labia. | |
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*Rock*
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Msg: 107 | |
| labia lovers
Posted: 4/5/2010 5:33:08 PM | Now i know what people do when they are bored...
Its a woman's choice, its her body, if she feels a need to change her appearance then have at it. Personally, we are all born with our "goods" however they may be, this all for good reason, though we may not understand the reasoning. | |
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Posted: 4/5/2010 5:36:13 PM | | In my former employment, I had a lot of occasions to spend time in the Vancouver morgue.....(a different discussion) I was amazed at how through the years how many women had changed their body compositions.....most were now shaved or waxed and a huge amount had breast enlargements. A friend of mine got implants and was quite dismayed when I told her that I preferred small breasts on women. She just assumed that men all wanted larger breast on women? A lot of women think that men also enjoy the hairless look on other bodily parts but to me it is a huge turn-off. I don't want to feel like I'm in bed with a child and some hair in the right places makes me feel like I'm with a mature woman. Hollywood keeps setting these traps that people tend to fall into but don't forget that there always a guy or girl out there that has there own preferences. (I myself prefer to watch a woman walking away, so I guess that makes me an a** man) The only reason a woman or man should alter their appearance surgically is if it makes them feel better, but don't do that for anyone else. Hollywood and porn magazines/films should not be used a guideline for what men or women find attractive. With the advances of medicine you have to wonder what's coming next? | |
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Posted: 4/6/2010 11:23:09 AM | I couldn't agree with message #98 by Gourmand any better, beautifully said! 
I like the light hearted humor in this thread on such a delicate subject to some woman,
it is a growing trend(surgery) with such an emphasis on enjoying oral  with your partner! ok nuff said, my lips are sealed.... | |
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| labia lovers
Posted: 4/13/2010 12:16:46 PM | When dining by candlelight or a dimly lit room I think it is more about the taste amoma and texture and the presentation and reception of the entire experience than it is about the visual presentaion of the hor d'oeuvres..... a sprig of parsley and some garlic with your oysters perhaps!
Unless you are planning on taking photo's or bringing a flashlight into the bedroom this sort of thing is more for the owner that it is for the renter.
Another bonus to dating older men... we lose our close vision and our sense of smell and taste diminish as we age. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2010 11:06:26 PM | I had a friend who had that surgery done simply because having large inner labia actually made it incredible PAINFUL for her to have sex (basically, body parts would get "caught" on each other. So just because a woman may have had that done doesn't necessarily mean that they did it purely for cosmetic reasons.
Then there are those of us who really have nothing to speak of and get left out in the cold with all the popularity of having large inner labia..... | |
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| labia lovers
Posted: 4/15/2010 5:33:33 AM | You're once..... Twice.... Three times a Labia... and I lo - oh - ove you.
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| labia lovers
Posted: 4/16/2010 4:57:40 AM | For a serious and sensitive look at labia, seek out the local BC documentary PETALS - JOURNEY INTO SELF DISCOVERY by Beck Peacock. (There's a writeup in the 2009 Vancouver International Film Festival, which may still be up on www DOT viff DOT org. Page 99 if you have the program guide.)
I was most impressed by the reactions of the women who said they found incredible relief and self-respect in learning that they were not "defective" or "ugly."
ED BEAR | |
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