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Posted: 5/28/2007 4:44:22 AM | I guess having sex on my desk in my office could be considered stroking the company's ASSests............or Bucking the system.........but I should get time off for good behavior, no? team building techniques? Creating a "diaphragm" shift......no wait that's para....ah heck, I always mix that up...........
I would love a verbal warning about now.
Sick pay?
when you say "lots of sex takes care of insomnia".....
.......does that mean sex WITH SOMEONE ELSE??
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Posted: 5/28/2007 6:35:21 PM | | How many guys out there are willing to give this a try. Any volunteers to get themselves neutered , you know for exparmental purposes? | |
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Posted: 5/28/2007 8:28:02 PM | !!! daft so I’m wonder No !!! Eh brainier you makes sex of lack So
opps I wrote that the backwards...
I'm on salary and way over worked an even though I may have had sex at my desk... WORK from Home LOL I dont have sex when I'm working .... I might make people on the phone deaf for one... I'm positive that I could not be any more productive than I am for the money I get .
And If the OP is my boss ... I'd like a rise please :D .... Maybe then I would just be thinking about how I could use the desposable income and not about sex!!! Lets run that experiment !!! I'm game for that one :D Otherwise I work hard for every penny I get and I am not about to give up the one thing that doesn't cost me a fortune just so you can get more work out of me and not pay me any more!
NEVER MASTER OF MY DOMAIN ... NEVER... why would I deny myself of that pleasure ???? why???  | |
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Posted: 8/10/2007 10:15:10 AM | now we need to do a study to see how much time the people who did the original study spent on thinking about dating and sex! | |
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Posted: 8/10/2007 10:39:56 AM | That's a dumb study. You could be more productive at work if you stopped sleeping, too. Or eating. That takes time. How about showering? Stop doing all those things and think of all the extra time you would have!
Socializing and companionship, in all its forms, is part of a full, healthy, and sane life. Do you really think you could spend all of your time focusing on work? I sure as hell couldn't. Even if I did stop being interested in the opposite sex, I would still have to find *something* else to do during the hours that I would otherwise be spending with them, and get away from work for a while, so productivity wouldn't actually go up.
Think it through, folks. | |
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Posted: 8/10/2007 11:58:47 PM | | I'm ALREADY 800% more productive because I haven't gotten any in 11 years...... | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 12:06:27 AM | I`m pretty sure if I was actually doing it, I might think about it less.
There might be some way to work that into benefits negotiations. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 3:40:19 AM | To me I envision this clinical trial set in some remote factory where its mandatory to have 55 year old men who show excessive body hair being completely clothed, no personal hygiene and not a woman in a 10 mile radius.
Otherwise how in hell could they actually do a study of this???? Sex pops into my head every min unless I am doing it, then all thoughts recede while I am ... enjoying myself. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 4:31:09 AM | | If this is indeed true about work and 800% productive increases it might be good there is a only a 40 hour work week. Think how exhausted and worthless we'd be if it were longer! | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 7:27:51 AM | JWA, I'm certain you can handle the overtime!!!
just a guess! | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 7:35:55 AM | That's a really short-sighted analysis.
While not dating might make me 800% more productive at work,
HAVING SEX would make me 99999999999999999999% more productive.
(and far less cranky) | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 1:24:32 PM | those dumbass analysts probably had been married since 18 and never had to worry about being single. All work and no play makes live dull.
I think the chase makes the life not dull. I have been chasing too much. I am like a dog that caught the car. I forgot what the point was of chasing, hahahahhahahah
No TV and no beer make Homer something something
go crazy? | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 2:42:35 PM | | All biological energy is sexual in nature. It's just that we as a society have a very limited definition of what the word sexual means. IMO anyway. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 3:05:44 PM | | I've already stopped, and thank you for bringing it up.... | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 3:11:51 PM | | eligable , we're the people your parents warned you about... but its ok they'll never find the body. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 3:18:16 PM | | Yeah, but I don't have a job right now, so I'm gonna keep at it. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 4:25:56 PM | Obviously we could be more productive if we stripped ourselves of all of lifes pleasures, but what would be the point of living? 40 hours of work each week is plenty for me. Being neutered will not make me more eager to put in more time for the establishment.
I doubt the research in question is credible because if productity would increase by 8 times, wouldn't that suggest we are currently spending only 1/8 of our time at work actually working and the rest slacking off while thinking about sex & dating? I call BS. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 7:38:22 PM | | masterbation, masterbation, and masterbation | |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:38:24 AM |
Recent clinical research has revealed that if people got dating and sex off their mind they could be 800% more productive at work.
How would this theory apply to a prostitute/sex worker then?
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:59:16 AM |
Recent clinical research has revealed that if people got dating and sex off their mind they could be 800% more productive at work. Just think of all the extra time and money you would have. For the guys, just get it over with for good and get yourself neutered . How much time do you spend each day, week, month or year on sex and dating?
Isn't that like telling someone "Don't look down"? Or telling them to sit over there and DON'T think about a white bear?
Telling people to stop thinking about sex and dating is only going to make them think about it more.  | |
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