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 ColsOh1

Joined: 10/9/2006
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 lonie1971

Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 27
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/30/2007 7:11:20 AM
the two shal become one,,,,,,oneness, one flesh, ...you could actualy say it in two words!
 FKA ~dsl4340~

Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 28
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/30/2007 7:16:03 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ColsOh......................you might not want to say that...................you might be probed!

Can we say CORNHOLE!
 tearedrose

Joined: 6/6/2005
Msg: 29
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/30/2007 3:58:41 PM
"You travelled millions of miles, and that's all I get?"
 coachb41

Joined: 6/18/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/30/2007 4:31:16 PM
Female Commet: Enter at your own risk.
Male Comment: I did enter at my own risk.
 OhioLady59

Joined: 7/3/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/30/2007 5:19:31 PM
I don't think I'd be able to explain it; I'm not sure I remember.
 CITB

Joined: 8/28/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/31/2007 5:26:40 AM
Push pull click click...repeat
 OhioLady59

Joined: 7/3/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/31/2007 1:38:43 PM
click click?

lol...CITB, you are hilarious.
 CITB

Joined: 8/28/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/31/2007 1:42:50 PM
click click...(reloading)
 JoyfulJerod

Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 35
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/31/2007 1:57:00 PM
Integration for procreation, practice, and/or pleasure.

Mostly Pleasure. :)
 funnygirl9380

Joined: 1/28/2007
Msg: 36
 bobcat4u

Joined: 5/24/2007
Msg: 37
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/1/2007 1:59:50 PM
A physiological reaction to a biological urge performed when two or more of the species you just interrupted want to mate, releive stress, create stress, make the mind hazy, and are mutually consenting, unless otherwise forbidden by law, and probing is just one form of what you are asking about, so let's spend some time together butterfly.

 CrimsonKimono

Joined: 10/11/2006
Msg: 38
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/1/2007 5:55:33 PM
OK, I better post an answer to my own question or the alien is going to probe me for sure. Here's what I would tell him:

"Sex is the joining of body, soul and spirit through physical contact and penetration and is the ultimate human union of 'two in one' that allows mankind to experience the image of the union of God who is 'three in one.'"
 ColsOh1

Joined: 10/9/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/1/2007 8:13:49 PM
OK ....

insert A into B .....

make sure it's mutual and

15 will get you 20 .....



 Paiute_Sun

Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 40
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/19/2007 7:33:24 PM
Okay .......... sex is like ......... uh .......... uh ............. um ............... uh ............here, let me just show you.
 Mr Italy

Joined: 6/18/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/21/2007 8:22:20 PM
I would say

leave earth while you can and before you had sex because it drives you to be a complete weird ignoramous go go while you still can.


why I say this is because I have met many people who have turn into ignorant weirdo after they have had sex with their partners ....... mostly my friends and people who I only know as aquintances.


Mr. I
 BowTieBabe

Joined: 5/18/2007
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/23/2007 5:31:14 AM
Holy Cow,

This would have to be the first and best response I have seen. And at the risk of sounding bitter, I'll be dammed! It came from a man! With distinction of (but not the definition of) making love as a separate act
 BowTieBabe

Joined: 5/18/2007
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/23/2007 5:32:43 AM
In reply to Loraz::

Guess it depends on the context of the word.

1) The term we use to delineate gender. (What sex are you on an application)
2) The physical act of reproduction. (The biological act alone)

Making love is the emotional side. Way different than sex. I dont think I could tackle that one in a single sentence.


Holy Cow,

This would have to be the first and best response I have seen. And at the risk of sounding bitter, I'll be dammed! It came from a man! With distinction of (but not the definition of) making love as a separate act
 warmeyes

Joined: 11/27/2005
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/23/2007 3:56:49 PM
Well, if it's good...Shall i say, it's outta of this world.... lol
 aloneinthewoods

Joined: 10/5/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/23/2007 5:18:33 PM
I would tell them,,,go rent a porno movie!! they know how to do it right...don't ask me? mines full of cob-webs..from lack of use , and the blow-up doll is torn up..
 Chapma17

Joined: 11/5/2006
Msg: 46
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/23/2007 6:47:26 PM
Id say its allot of ups and downs and ins and outs.
 bobcat4u

Joined: 5/24/2007
Msg: 47
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/24/2007 12:17:49 AM
How about, "Hold still, this will only take a few seconds."
 Passionateman777

Joined: 6/15/2007
Msg: 48
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/24/2007 10:45:34 AM
If the Alien was hot, I would show her instead. Bend over Alien bi-otch!
 Rin6001

Joined: 6/8/2007
Msg: 49
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/24/2007 1:13:30 PM
ok so i need a shirt that says i was probed by the aliens and all i got was this t-shirt... LMAO... Lets see.. i am trying to come up with one and all i can think of is..
Hold my hands up and make a circle with one hand aaaaand ( yes you know where i am going with this) stick the finger on my other hand in the hole... LOL
How many of you had the same vision...
 LadyAD

Joined: 12/25/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 6/25/2007 1:31:45 PM
If they are male aliens.......................I would say "Follow Me Boys."

Female......................................look for a stud muffin to show her....................
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