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Show ALL Forums  > Ohio  > If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?      Mod Threads Home login   Page 3 of 3 1, 2, 3  Author  Thread: If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?  FKA ~dsl4340~ Joined: 10/2/2006 Msg: 51 If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 7/24/2007 12:37:35 PM you put this here and pounce fast, hard, slow down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww i think that might work. so if you come across an alien in your lifetime and you have to explain sex let us know what words or descriptions work best!  EastSideEddie Joined: 8/13/2006 Msg: 52 If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 7/24/2007 2:35:58 PM Since I am more likely to meet up with an alien than ever have sex again, I guess I shouldn't even repsond......  AnthonyEE Joined: 4/16/2007 Msg: 53 view profile History If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 7/24/2007 7:11:34 PM I wouldn't tell them.....come on they are aliens everyone knows aliens would just try to take over the world to use it for their own purposes and eliminate or enslave the entire human race!!!!  alillyofthevalley Joined: 7/19/2007 Msg: 54 If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 7/24/2007 9:31:04 PM uuummmmm i forget  MissElaineESJones Joined: 8/28/2009 Msg: 55 view profile History If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 10/30/2009 9:12:27 PM Since this thread was started, there have been many new alien movies and TV programs out. Next week, the television series "V" starts. The Fourth Kind movie is due to be out soon, and we had District 9 recently. The main character in District 9 is accused of having sex with the prawns. In light of the new alien characters that these movies have brought us, anyone want to take a stab at explaining sex to them in one sentence--or else you get probed?  avision4u Joined: 10/12/2008 Msg: 56 view profile History If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 10/31/2009 7:13:44 PM Hmmm, how many times could one fail to explain and get probed? Thinking that probing might be good or might be fantastic, er um very disappointing.  MissElaineESJones Joined: 8/28/2009 Msg: 57 view profile History If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 11/2/2009 6:42:28 PM Vision, I laugh every time I read this thread! Somehow it brings to mind Ruth Buzzi's portrayal of Gladys Ormphby, the mousy old woman with the hair net, that was often "bothered" by Arte Johnson, the dirty old man. I can just see Gladys beating a horny alien with her pocketbook.  avision4u Joined: 10/12/2008 Msg: 58 view profile History If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence? Posted: 11/2/2009 7:02:43 PM The probes in my dentist's office are sometimes painful as they too are used to help locate sensitive cavities, so I speak from some albeit limited experience regarding probes and cavities. Page 3 of 3 1, 2, 3

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