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tdh46
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Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 27 | |
| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/1/2007 6:16:32 PM | "I believe all men are scum, maybe today is the day i shoot them all and let god sort it out"
"My doctor says it's not contagious"
"I am not as violent as i used to be since i started taking the meds"
"The rash is going away"
"What's your last name, i want to see how it sounds with my first name?" | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/1/2007 6:23:19 PM | my medicine ran out but it ok I don't hear the voices anymore. 
My parole officer said I should tell you ????
I am getting kick out of my apartment for not paying the rent can you cover it for me? | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/1/2007 6:50:16 PM | All of the above plus
"Wanna see my toenail clippings collection?
" Is it okay if my therapist joins us so he/she can decide if you'll be good for me?
"I can't be out later than 9pm according to my parole conditions."
"Say hi to my friend" (on his cell phone)
The latter did happen to me when cell phones just came out. They were the size of a small dog and as far as I am concerned another extension of this guy's p*nis.
We were out for dinner and he put on quite the show talking on his phone while I quietly ate dinner. The kicker was he asked me to say hi to his friend and I said told him no, I am in the middle of dinner. That subtle cue went flying over his pin-head. He talked, I ate, and he hung up pretty much when I was done. I excused myself to go to the washroom where I had seen a public phone earlier. I called him on his cell and told him I was leaving. I left, he probably sat there like a dork dialing his other friend (s).
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/1/2007 7:29:26 PM | Oh here are a few that made me run in my wonderful world of dating experiences:
'I was in jail for selling drugs and can't get a job, so can I borrow 50 bucks?'
'My ex has a restraining order on me'
'I just broke up with my gf and am lonely'
'Will you have my baby?'
and the doozy: 'Oh I thought I told you I was married'
With that I was outtta there!!!!!!!
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/1/2007 8:31:35 PM | Cost of a 60 mile round trip: 10.00 gas money
Cost of a dozen roses: 37.50
Her response: She says "That's nice" and throws the roses through the open car window onto the back seat, and says "Let's eat, I'm starving" - priceless
Apparently, from this response, and others similar to it, some Ladies do not care about flowers, they are more interested in the dinner, and the movie.
In all fairness, I have met some Ladies that were very charming, sweet, and polite. One Lady, when I handed her the flowers, I thought she was going to cry. More than made up for the others. | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/1/2007 8:32:19 PM | Here's some real ones I've had:
"I discussed my dating you with my mother and she gave me premission to come out tonite" - from a 30 yr old man. (yep still lived at home)
"I don't have a liscense as it was suspended when I had the domestic disturbance charge over beating my wife. I'm really a nice guy, but she just needed slapped"
(I left and he called me a few times asking me to give him another chance).
"Where would you like to go on our honeymoon - New York City or a boat cruise?"
(first date and we're already engaged! )
"My son is 12 and has a ten inch penis. How big is your son's?"
(Not a first date, this was an IM from a man that wanted to get together - big eww! ) | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/1/2007 11:58:40 PM | I once had a first date where the girl actually turned to me, grabbed my shoulder and said, "My psychiatrist told me I should..." Let's face it, no sentence in the history of dating has ended well when it started with those words! Turns out she had to confess to someone she really liked that she was an alcoholic nymphomaniac. Now that might sound good in a letter that begins, "Dear Penthouse," but let me tell you, the real life experience was a lot scarier...lol And the absolutely craziest part? She was a kindergarten teacher!  | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 12:06:30 AM | I went on a first and only date recently with a guy who said almost all of the things that would and did send me running. For instance:
-constantly talking about his mom, who she dates, who likes her, etc.
-Isn't looking for a job, but did have one a few months ago at a banjo shop, lol
-was engaged until about a month ago and how abusive she was
and of course when he was talking about this woman's son and said "If it were my kid, I would've treated him like a dog. That would teach him." and how he "ripped the goggles off of the kid's head."
Yeah, great catch there. Just a couple examples of course. | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 1:18:00 AM | | Meeting someone for the first time and he is in a plain, dirty and torn t-shirt, stained blue jeans and with dirty sneakers!!! Wait...I'm not done yet...our past conversations were "mature" talks using proper English grammer, etc.....but at the first meeting he says, "Wassssupppp girlllllll" and then he high fives me!!! Imagine my disbelief---a 46 year old man acting like a 17 year old!!! Maybe he should have rolled up on his skateboard versus his BMW!!! | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 2:25:00 AM | | if the guy talks bout an ex girlfriend and how bad she ****ed him over, that will send me running, if the guy is overly affectionate upon 20 minutes of meeting me i will run ,for the following indicates...insecure and needy | |
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notard
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Joined: 1/10/2007
Msg: 38 | |
| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 7:55:36 AM | Here are some photos of me before I lost the 60 lbs.
My cat(s)....
Whoops, I forgot to bring my psych meds.
Gee, I'm horny! - after 20 minutes into the conversation - (This is a first date, remember)
Any serious or invasive inquiry clearly attempting to determine how much money I have - and they are all too frequent right off the bat
You remind me of one of my exhusbands!
She sniffed her armpit.
Any reference to an asinine PC political belief or attitude or being a member of an offbeat sect or cult.
My therapist says I should...
I'm pregnant and...
If my exhusband finds out I have been out with a man he will...!
My son's in jail, daughter's on the streets, blah, blah, blah
I have been clean and sober 6 days.
I never share a needle.
Do you know another woman interested in a threesome? | |
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tdh46
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Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 40 | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 9:48:40 AM | "Hey, wanna go jogging?" I wouldn't run simply because I don't. Sauntering is what works for me.
If anything would creep me out, it'd be "You remind me of my father/brother/uncle/etc." Something about that would seem so very very wrong. | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 10:28:14 AM | well not a date, actually setting up one....the guy was pretty cute, pretty cool to talk to...anyways, was all up for meeting, until he comments
"As long as your not a size 14 its all good..."
lol..how superficial is that??
apparently i had to work the weekend coming up :p | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 11:06:25 AM | You gotta be kidding me?! 
It has been YEARS since any guy brought me flowers. One guy I dated when I was young gave me one rose and I kept that for years. First and last time I got flowers. Personally, I'd rather have the one than many since I"m not big on cut flowers (like living ones better so I can plant them and watch the blooms return)
Yeah I do agree that some responses more than make up for the lack there of.
Cost of a 60 mile round trip: 10.00 gas money
Cost of a dozen roses: 37.50
Her response: She says "That's nice" and throws the roses through the open car window onto the back seat, and says "Let's eat, I'm starving" - priceless
Apparently, from this response, and others similar to it, some Ladies do not care about flowers, they are more interested in the dinner, and the movie.
In all fairness, I have met some Ladies that were very charming, sweet, and polite. One Lady, when I handed her the flowers, I thought she was going to cry. More than made up for the others. | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 11:21:43 AM | | Heres one I got recently.....I'm sorry I dont have any money to take you out...I just started a new job and I dont get paid for 3 weeks. This was the fourth job he'd had in 3 months..... | |
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| what info would send you running on a first date.
Posted: 6/2/2007 11:22:00 AM | "I'm pregnant, but don't worry because I am not looking for a baby daddy."
"I am always the dominant one in relationships. I am looking for a sub."
"Sure I'll go back to your house. But I am a business woman, so let's talk price."
"Am I married? Well it's a long story. I mean yes and we still live together, but it's not like that see. So if you wish to look at the legal definition, then maybe I am, but you know in some countries..." (or anything close)
"I rarely date men. I just have a thing for hot women." Oh wait, this is stuff that drives people away.  | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 2:38:21 PM | ....but I went on a first date with someone (which now that I think about it, it was too bad because she was DEFINITELY my type physically...) who during the course of the date revealed...
1) That her ex husband had been a total worthless piece of crap before she married him...but she married him anyway...and he was a total worthless piece of crap during the marriage...but she had not one but TWO of his kids...and since the divorce he has been a total worthless piece of crap that neither pays support nor sees his kids.
WARNING: Either you are a man bashing harpy, or you have REALLY bad life judgment skills...in either case I don't want to me near yo as you continue to crash and burn
2) That her current booty call / hook up buddy was essentially hip hop culture embracing, thug dressing loser who she continued to see only because "he has good oral skills, and not many Black guys will go down on you" but that she was also frustrated with because he would not "commit"
WARNING: Clearly you are attracted to a type of fellow that I am not...along with displaying poor life judgment skills (again), and buying into prejudiced stereotypes...something she had actually done before in our email exchanges, that time in regard to Black women.
3) That she would do ANYTHING for her kids, and yes, she had received more than one eviction notice because she had decided instead to make sure her kids had "what they need" (like a GameBoy apparently...)
WARNING: Financially unstable, poor parenting skills and judgment, and there it is again...poor life judgment skills. In other words, human train wreck waiting to happen.
4) Finally...the very fact that not only had she experienced all this...but she was prepared to share it having just met me...and presumably wanting to make a good impression...well...that speaks for itself (did I mention that I questioned her judgment?)
Nope...no future for her...I let the entire date play out because I am not one to just rudely walk out...plus we had both been drinking and things did get a tad "physical" (apparently I was her type as well), but when the moment of truth came (walk her to her car...or talk her into walking the three blocks to my apartment) it was to her car she went...after which i went home and sent an email that essentially said "tell me that was all a joke, otherwise I don't think we should see each other anymore" (it was nicer than that, but you get the gist). Her reply was a nasty gram that I didn't respond to other than to block her.... | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 5:23:57 PM | HI IN RESPONSE TO BUTTERFLY
I AGREE WITH MOST OF YOURS
I HAVE A DRINKING OR DRUG PROBLEM
I AM A CHAIN SMOKER I HAVE TO ADD
ALSO BASICALLY WHAT YOU SAID BOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE ENDS MEET WITHOUT ME!
NOT MARRIED EVER AND NOT OWNING A COMPUTER THOUGH SO WHAT TO ME
COMMON LAW IS SO COMMON NOWADAYS MORE THAN EVER AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER MET A GOOD PERSON ENOUGH TO MARRY OR JUST DON'T WANT MARRIAGE
JAIL HMMM PROBABLY A RUN TOO BUT DEPENDS WHAT AND WHEN THEY WENT IF WHEN VERY YOUNG AND FOR SOMETHING MINOR MAYBE
IN GENERAL IF YOU HAVE GOOD INTUITION YOU JUST RUN NEVER MIND THE STRANGE DETAILS   
CHEERS | |
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