| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/25/2007 10:18:04 AM |
Then I would try to figure out why MeloFelo's kids are oblivious to the fact Canadians have Sex.
I think it's because my kids think Canadians spend all their time frolicking with polar bears, right outside their igloos. | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/25/2007 10:52:47 AM | | SHEESH my kids know I am crazy LOL.....who isn't with 2 teens still at home....my son even calls me a "crazy old woman" sometime ( not in a derogatory (sp) way) LOL Both of them know I have had relationships and of course are not stupid enough to think that all you do is talk when you don't come in until 6am LOL.....I do make a point of leaving a name and phone number at least for first meetings so my daughter doesn't worry. I have always been open with them about sex and although I am 99% sure neither of them has had sex yet they do know where condoms are. I get them from planned parenthood and they are all colors and sorts LOL. I don't give them any details but I don't think they think ewwww! My son and I sometimes get into conversations where my daughter says TMI!!!! but ya gotta learn sometime LOL.....my son brought something up a few weeks ago that isn't fit for posting....I almost LMAO!! So he knows I know about sex.....I had them didn't I? | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/25/2007 11:19:18 AM |
I think it's because my kids think Canadians spend all their time frolicking with polar bears, right outside their igloos.
My kids were telling me just the other day they read in Canadian History book , page 12, chapter 4, because of all the "frolicking" the igloos were melting. Someone said ( and I'm sure it wasn't *Al core* , "lets chop down a few trees" we can nail them together and build a *little pink house for you and me*  | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/25/2007 11:50:05 AM |
"lets chop down a few trees" we can nail them together and build a *little pink house for you and me*
Unless he is the president of Argentina, a real man wouldn't live in a pink house. I think the whole global warming myth is something started by Chicken LIttle, so Al Gore would have something to do. | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/25/2007 12:02:38 PM |
Unless he is the president of Argentina, a real man wouldn't live in a pink house. I think the whole global warming myth is something started by Chicken LIttle, so Al Gore would have something to do.
Lmao...Your "Chicken Little" theory is priceless.
It was President John Cougar Melencap who invented "little pink houses"
Ask your kids :) | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/25/2007 12:09:02 PM |
John Cougar Melencap who invented "little pink houses"
That's not nearly as impressive as inventing the internet, or teaching the Canadians about sex. Maybe Al Gore could make him vice-president? | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/25/2007 2:57:27 PM | | My kids would say...just be home by midnight and dont wake me up! Yeh, like they will be there... | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/26/2007 7:18:13 AM | | In all honesty, if my kids visualized Al Gore having sex with a polar bear in Canaday, they'd say "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/26/2007 12:31:41 PM | My daughter is the one who encouraged me to come to POF in the first place. I now found the perfect man for me, and she couldn't be happier! But then, she is an adult now, and mother of 2.....at one time, she would've went "EWWWWWW!"
~DC~ | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/26/2007 12:37:09 PM |
My daughter is the one who encouraged me to come to POF in the first place. I now found the perfect man for me, and she couldn't be happier! But then, she is an adult now, and mother of 2.....at one time, she would've went "EWWWWWW!"[/qoute]
Congratulations, but your daughter isn't weird. Most people would say "ewwwwww" at the mental picture of Al Gore having sex with a polar bear. | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/26/2007 1:02:22 PM |
My daughter is the one who encouraged me to come to POF in the first place. I now found the perfect man for me, and she couldn't be happier! But then, she is an adult now, and mother of 2.....at one time, she would've went "EWWWWWW
Congratulations DC , You look like a sweet couple.
Most people would say "ewwwwww" at the mental picture of Al Gore having sex with a polar bear.
Maybe Al Core is trying to stop extinction? ewwwwwwwwwww at that visual. | |
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kcw1ld
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Joined: 6/21/2007
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/26/2007 3:09:01 PM | Lol, my kids are finally old enough that they realize I'm human. We've always had a pretty open relationship, and now I'm the one that's sometimes shocked by their "escapades"...they're rarely surprised by anything I do anymore - ah, what happened to the good ole days!  | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/26/2007 6:02:44 PM | Oh my goodness, this thread has me giggling.  Igloos, polar bears and Al Gore..what a combination. But this here Canadian could have easily had a few igloos in my back yard this past winter...nothing like 12 foot deep snowbanks. urgh 
As for the kids' opinions. I have decided that these years are going to be my teenager years,   and what they don't know, can't hurt them. Actually I am not too sure of their response "will" be when a good man finds me..some of them will go "way to go Mom",  others will be overprotective, and the last ones will say "it's about time,"  and then go "ewwwww." The next few years is going to be verdy interesting..lol  | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/26/2007 11:38:51 PM | [I know exactly what my kids would say! It's the same thing I tell them when they give me TMI! "I'm sending you my Therapy bill!"]
Yes that sounds like mine too..... But sometimes they give me TMI as well......
I think my son-in-law did the best sofar the other day.... "Just don't do anything I have to come to the police station for". | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/27/2007 9:07:34 AM | the last ones will say "it's about time," and then go "ewwwww."
Eww about ? Has that well known internet inventor and environmental scientist, Al Gore, taken his crusade to Australia and started messing with kangaroos now? Or is it about Bill Clinton in a vacuum store, "not having sex with that cleaner"? | |
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bayrab
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Joined: 5/16/2007
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/27/2007 9:18:20 AM |
Or is it about Bill Clinton in a vacuum store, "not having sex with that cleaner"?
Melo, am thinkin we need to get our minds off politics and into the bedroom if we old farts want any action, LOL | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/27/2007 9:22:32 AM |
Melo, am thinkin we need to get our minds off politics and into the bedroom if we old farts want any action, LOL
Well, at present, I don't have "a warm place to put it" close by, so thinking about Gore and Clinton brings Hilary to mind, and then I think, "it could be worse. I could have THAT waiting for me", and it kills my sex drive for a time. I would think that bringing Al Gore to mind, would do much the same for women. | |
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bayrab
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Joined: 5/16/2007
Msg: 69 | |
| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/27/2007 9:26:12 AM | well, I prefer not to think about men political or otherwise that turn me off, LOL... much more fun thinking about the ones that turn me on..............
and as far as no one warm, well, ya gotta get past hello IRL first!
chris | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/27/2007 9:47:21 AM |
Melo, am thinkin we need to get our minds off politics and into the bedroom if we old farts want any action, LOL
So THAT'S IT. You've unlocked the secret, at last. Saying "hi" first? I'll have to give it a try, and see how that works. | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/30/2007 2:37:31 PM | My kids we say....
Cool Mom .....Go for it.....Alright Mom.
They would think it's great. | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/30/2007 6:56:35 PM | | My kids, having fallen under the evil influences of the comedy team of "Al Gore and Michael Moore", would want to know how my actions are affecting my "carbon footprint", and I'd have to explain to them, all over again, that if I find the right woman, I'll be "hurting the environment" by breeding. :), and incidentally, giving them a half sister or brother, to drive them crazy, when they come to visit. | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/30/2007 7:52:22 PM | With their Mother bringing in 3 new stepdaddies during the past 9 years...(and who knows about the others??).... I doubt there is anything that I could do which would shock them whatsoever. sheesh. My life must seem pretty mundane to them, comparitively speaking. I have been single and free from even any kind of live in situation for that entire 9 yrs, and counting.
They like to kid me about my online correspondences, and phone friends...but, I can tell, they are really rooting for me. I am glad to be providing them with a more 'normal' role modeling, and a look at what real romance is all about. | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/30/2007 11:03:12 PM | My kids don't want to hear my name and 'sex' in the same sentence! My son (he's 31) just says "too much information Mom" as he's walking away saying "talk to the hand"!! My daughter (she's 36) and I were talking once about sex and I innocently said, "well, I'm still a sexual person, I have sex" and she went "eeewww, now I have to get that image out of my head!!" For crying out loud, how did they think they got here? When their father and I were married they didn't want to think about it then either!!
I can remember thinking about my parents 'doing it' when I was young and it made me cringe. I mean really, "old people" having sex, how icky! | |
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| What would our kids think
Posted: 6/30/2007 11:06:03 PM |
For crying out loud, how did they think they got here?
Maybe they thought the polar bear dropped them right outside the igloo? LOL | |
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