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 Lovydove

Joined: 5/9/2005
Msg: 151
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Posted: 8/30/2005 9:52:01 AM
Hi,
you made a big mistake HAHAHA, you put in just A(1) wrong word (WORK) versus (WELFARE), hoe dare you hurt their feeliings. Liste, THE whinins is starting all over again. These people don''t even deserve the suggestion. They're going to complain again. We need the space to answer.

 Lisa12345

Joined: 6/18/2005
Msg: 152
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 8/30/2005 10:15:27 AM
1. smoking
2. people with crutches who dont need them
3. people who show you their new baby so you can bang on about how beutiful it is
4. people that still live with their parents who really should have moved out by now
5. people that email me on here giving me their mobile number when i dont know them
6. people on here that email me and ask to meet when i dont know them and we lives hours away
 blondrobingrl

Joined: 7/26/2005
Msg: 153
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Posted: 8/30/2005 12:53:03 PM
mean bad frustrated ppl,fat girls who wear close that dont fit and thier nasty fat roll hangs out all over, guys who stare and wave and yell but dont pull over to actully meet me, ppl who judge before they know u , crackheads,ppl who have kids and let them run around in piss filled diapers ok thats enough for now, huh?
 phil2005

Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 154
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 8/30/2005 1:26:49 PM
1: reality television
2: people who have always done it bigger and better than you
3: people who go to gym's and dont work out, just drink coffee wearing spandex
4: people who say smoking in pubs should be banned
5: people who go to work and talk about eastenders like it's real
6: fiona phillips
 moffiaprincess

Joined: 7/4/2005
Msg: 155
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Posted: 10/31/2005 12:16:24 PM
ignorence
ppl who are full of themselves
and the biggest thing thats pisses me off are ppl who judge other ppl and think their better
 pinksweetie

Joined: 9/26/2005
Msg: 156
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 10/31/2005 12:32:57 PM
closed-minded judgemental people
racist people
people who always whine and complain
when he lights up a smoke after sex
drunk drivers
jealous people
 Acecomedian

Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 157
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 10/31/2005 12:35:34 PM
How about the top ten things that piss me off...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f uck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no d ick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F uck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f uck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No d icknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the friggin ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for f uck's sake.

8. People, who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

9. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know ***hole; you pulled me over.
 rainbow_fish

Joined: 8/2/2005
Msg: 158
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Posted: 10/31/2005 12:44:14 PM
1. people with no sense of humor
2. people who love money
3. religious fanatics
4. people obsessed with how they look
5. people who have no integrity
6. anyone who voted for GWBush
 finisheslast

Joined: 10/2/2005
Msg: 159
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Posted: 10/31/2005 7:04:05 PM
racism
bullies
ignorance
know it all's
d*ck heads
liars, cheaters, and thieves
 Garf

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 160
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 10/31/2005 7:20:38 PM
Trekkies
Fizz candy
Wet farts
Ignorance
Repetitive people
Trekkies
Fizz candy
Wet farts
Ignorance
Repetitive people
Trekkies
Fizz candy
Wet farts
Ignorance
Repetitive people
Lists
Random twitching
Having a seizure, and then realizing you're not even epileptic
Wal-mart
Brain tumours
American spelling of the words "colour", "neighbour", and most of all..."Doughnuts"
Getting caught trying to spend Canadian Tire money in Arkansas
TV evangelism
My Attention Deficit Disorder
People who use ADD as an excuse for their own ineptitude (These people usually also claim to have OCD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, Tourets, epilepsy, and demonic possession)
Those stupid ****ing language censors on an adult ****ing website! Seriously!!
People who can't speel
Ppl who use stoopid shortcuts, U know..."R U the 1 4 me, or m I the 1 2 take U home?"
The word "domesticated" look it up! What an arrogant word! It should be considered a swear word! Seriously, here it is...
do·mes·ti·cate

1. To cause to feel comfortable at home; make domestic.
2. To adopt or make fit for domestic use or life.
3. a. To train or adapt (an animal or plant) to live in a human environment and be of use to humans.
b. To introduce and accustom (an animal or plant) into another region; naturalize.
4. To bring down to the level of the ordinary person.


"I'll domesticate you..." (Sicko...)
Aw funk...this post got a bit long, sorry. I'm off in my own little world tonight, lol. I don't even remember what thread I'm in anymore...
 salamander000

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 161
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Posted: 10/31/2005 7:28:48 PM
geez garf, maybe you need to let go of a few things... I can't even think of one right now....
 Garf

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 162
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Posted: 10/31/2005 7:34:15 PM
Watch it Sal, I'll domesticate your ass!
 sammysalt

Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 163
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 10/31/2005 7:50:38 PM
1. Tresspassers.
2. People that go door to door.
3. People that call and sit on the phone and don't talk.
4. People that lie threw their teeth.
5. People that talk people in to something that hurts someone else.
6. My mail being delivered to the wrong address.
 grplaman

Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 164
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 10/31/2005 8:20:40 PM
I can only think of 2 things....ABORTION and TIPPING! Both drive me MADLY insane!
 Garf

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 165
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Posted: 10/31/2005 8:27:13 PM
Abortion? G, aren't you gay? wtf?

Tipping? Cows or waitresses? And why?
 coolchik

Joined: 11/8/2005
Msg: 166
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Posted: 11/14/2005 5:59:07 PM
sucky drivers
people who talk on their cell phones WHILE they're driving!!!!
People that cut me off!!!
People who ride my ass!!!!
People who look at me funny while I'm on the bike.
People in general.
 Marley

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 167
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Posted: 11/14/2005 9:04:05 PM
People that stand in line at a fast food restaurants staring into space and then when they get to the counter they stand there going "ahh, ahh" for a couple of minutes while they try to decide and everyone behind them goes nuts.

Left-handed people that keep complaining about how difficult it is living in a "right-handed world"

Men that are slobs but think they are "working class heroes"

Dogs that won't stop barking

Short people

Howie Mandel
 jessika2908

Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 168
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/15/2005 8:53:08 AM
1) People that complain about smoking even if you are outside.
2) The little **** at speedway last night that rolled her eyes at me because I asked for a certain kind of cigarettes and she gave me a different.
3) People that complain about there lives but won't do anything to change it either.
4) My stupid cell phone that keeps turning its self off during phone calls.
5) Men on here that don't read profiles and just assume you will hop in bed with them.
6) Bad parents!
 justbourlier

Joined: 6/13/2005
Msg: 169
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Posted: 11/15/2005 9:49:47 PM
1. People that smack their lips and can't chew with their mouth closed
2. Cops
3. Know it alls
4. Know it nothings
5. Whiners
6. Guys that cry if they fall and scrape themselves.
 sweetblueyedarling

Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 170
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Posted: 11/16/2005 1:12:50 PM
1. Stupid people that run their mouth about BBW...yes im bbw but youre ugly AND have no manners. Curelity is much uglier than a little fat...to me. I can lose it but u r forever ugly.
2. People that dont do their jobs and cause me more work ( i. e. ph companies, etc)
3. People messing with my things w/o permission.
4. People that borrow things and never return them.
5. Liers
6. Cheaters
 hateitorloveit

Joined: 9/28/2005
Msg: 171
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Posted: 11/16/2005 2:11:14 PM
1-6. you faggot
 bikermike

Joined: 10/7/2005
Msg: 172
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Posted: 11/16/2005 4:06:58 PM
1. getting your****caught in the zipper
2. incessantly negative people
3. people who don't know what the gas peddle is for
4. people who don't know what the brake peddle is for
5. people who abuse others
6. conceited people
 shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004
Msg: 173
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Posted: 11/17/2005 2:39:59 AM
1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...)
2) Elitist Pr!cks
3) People who dont like fat people (they're big and your not, who gives a sh!t anyway, do they tell your skinny a$$ they'd like to force feed you a steak?? probably not)
4) People who dont like skinny people (so f_ckin what they're smaller than you, big deal, maybe you should tell them to eat a steak)
5) people who claim not to like arrogant, disrespectful or rude people, then go on to slam various types of people in the next line of their post (maybe you should stfu and have a steak)
6) People who do not like rednecks
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that was therapeutic i think i'll start another

1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...)

2) People who talk about hating racists when they are one themselves

3) People who can't stand me being non-p.c.

4) People who talk shit but never deliver... you say you're gonna whoop my ass but never deliver...

5) People who say "let me tell you what!!" what? what in Gods name are you gonna tell me?? the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant philisophical shit because that's whats gonna be engraved on your f'ckin tombstone

6) People who don't like my 4x4

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God this is a great rant, lol... i'm really enjoyin this.... ahhhhhh....

1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...)

2) People in malcolm x shirts telling me that white people such as myself are the reason the "beloved malcom x was killed"....... you do know that malcolm was killed by a black guy right??

3) Being told "what the f*ck you smilin at white boy" by a lady i had smiled at and waved out in front of me so she could cross traffic at a bad intersection

4) People who try and break into my outbuilding and then run when they get a knife thrown at their head (the least you could do is stay and fight for the things you just attempted to steal)

5) People who only start fights with a group of friends behind them... dont be a punk, stand up like a man and lets do this face to face one on one

6) grammar police

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1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...)

2) not being able to get past spanish castle music on the hard setting in guitar hero

3) Drug addicts

4) chesters

5) people with road rage

6) for Gods sake learn what your blinker is for people



re-reading the above lists it may sound like i like violence i really do not, im a mini-pacifist lol... it's just that many peole mistake kindness for weakness and if there is one thing that i am not it is weak...

and yes i have a problem with drunk drivers

R.I.P. Harry
 lostnewfgirl

Joined: 10/23/2005
Msg: 174
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/17/2005 5:26:57 PM
Pubic hair on a public toilet seat
People who insult Newfies!
Skinny girls who complain that they are fat!
fat girls who think they are skinny!
Coworkers who don't do their share of the work
Busy Bodies!
 Guitarmanou812

Joined: 11/7/2005
Msg: 175
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/17/2005 7:32:24 PM
1. People who don't use turn signals.
2. Gangster Rap.
3. Fat people that complain about being fat, but dont do anything about it.
4. Smokers.
5. Animal Rights Activist / People who put animals before people.
6. People who live in america and dont speak English!
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