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 not2nerdy4u

Joined: 11/10/2005
Msg: 176
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top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/18/2005 6:11:32 PM
People:

1) Drunkards
2) Layabouts
3) Deadbeat Parents (if you won't help raise 'em at least help pay for 'em!)
4) Liars
5) Busybodies
6) Nitpickers

TV:

1) Endless loop sitcoms (did you know that all sitcom's episodes can be traced to an episode of "I Love Lucy"?)
2) Reality Shows
3) Liberal News Shows
4) Conservative News Shows
5) Pro Basketball
6) Pro Baseball
 sexymama123

Joined: 10/25/2005
Msg: 177
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top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/23/2005 11:16:22 PM
1. Guys that lie...
2. Guys that don't return calls..
3. Guys that are conceited...
4. Guys that think with the head downstairs...
5. Guys that talk to other girls on the phone while with me...
6. Guys that don't know how to kiss...
 heartstillopen

Joined: 9/28/2005
Msg: 178
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/24/2005 6:18:29 AM
1) When people use their blinker 'after' they have stopped to make a turn
2) Hippocritical people
3) Judgemental people
4) Complainers
5) Whiners
6) Being broke
 jeanie41

Joined: 10/30/2005
Msg: 179
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/24/2005 8:42:41 AM
drivers that never signal
skinny people
haters
men who think they are hot shit on a silver platter, but are really just a cold turd on a paper plate
teenagers who think they know everything
car repairs-why do they cost so much?
 addictable

Joined: 11/22/2005
Msg: 180
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/24/2005 9:09:00 AM
-drunk drivers
-slow drivers
-double standards
-friends/significant others that can't find the time to pick up a phone
-cheaters/liars/continual excuse makers
-pouring a bowl of cereal in the morning only to find that someone else had finished off your milk!
 godscrashdummy

Joined: 11/11/2005
Msg: 181
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/28/2005 6:48:38 AM
1.George Bush
2.Dick Cheney
3.the word "moist"
4.circus midgets
5.mormans
6.people who dont like George Bush,Dick Cheney,the word "moist",circus midgets,and mormans


Joel<------ is just kidding I dont like everyone equally :)
 bernard2504

Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 182
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/28/2005 8:44:15 AM
1.Being fisted by a gang of angry leopards
2.dabbing tcp on my bum afterwards
3.catching sight of my parents during intercourse
4.Having to dip my eyes in hot bleach because of no.3
5.drying my eyes with wire wool after number 4 because of no3
6.finding out years later no3 actually turned me on
 Polly_G

Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 183
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 11/28/2005 4:07:30 PM
Too funny Bernard.

1. People who don't use their car blinkers...they aren't accessories
2. People who drive slow in the fast lane (especially when you are blocked in by that other dude in the slow lane who insists on doing the speed limit).
3.When I can't find my car keys
4. When I lose my car keys while looking for my wallet
5. People who try to convince me I would like country music if I only listened to it more - its not the music...its the principle.
6. That bill collectors actually expect me to open up their little warning letters.
 uneekguy

Joined: 10/15/2005
Msg: 184
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 12/1/2005 12:48:31 PM
Hmmmmm....I wonder how many things that people on here are listing that they do themseves.....Hmmmm....interesting!
 single guy 70

Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 185
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 12/1/2005 6:52:41 PM
1. arrogant egotistical pricks
2. weak minded people who are unwilling to think
3. criminals
4. useless, lazy, burnouts
5. politicians
6. lawyers, judges, ... pretty much any suit-wearing Lexus-driving overpaid member of
the legal proffession

why is this thread in the humor section? I'm being totally serious
 single guy 70

Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 186
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 12/1/2005 7:03:45 PM
6 more
1. women who could attract any man they want but are willing to settle for arrogant,
egotistical, pricks
2. hip hop
3. people who insist that hip hop is music .. let's face it, it's simply obscene poetry,
often poorly written, not music
4. people who condone and tolerate criminals and their activities ... I guess this includes
lawyers and judges
5. loud drunks
6. wife beaters, the men, not the shirts named after them
 heavenscherubangel

Joined: 12/7/2005
Msg: 187
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 12/9/2005 8:25:13 AM
Loud heavy metal music (and i use the term "music" loosely)

Animal abusers (cowards!!)

Cold/unfeeling nurses (why choose that profession if you dont have a kind heart?)

Standoffish customer service reps.(if you're not a "people person"...why work w/ the public?)

Rude people (treat others as u would like to be treated people!!)

Ill-mannered people ( makes me angry....where did they learn this behavior?)
 ruralblondie

Joined: 1/31/2006
Msg: 188
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/24/2006 3:59:02 PM
Top 6?
1) rude people
2) people who abuse kids, the elderly /or anyone for that matter and animals
3) Liars
4) cheaters
5) people who rip off the poor
6) and although I hate to admit this, people who drive slow in the fast lane and won't move out of your way. lol
 bluedew

Joined: 12/30/2005
Msg: 189
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/24/2006 5:30:50 PM
all of the above

drivers who refuse to signal

people who refuse to read my profile

unread/delete - I might be just asking a pertinent question or asking for advice which only requires a quick response.

people who request information, refuse to read it, and curse you out because they didn't read
what they asked you for, not my fault I didn"t read it.

getting blamed for something I didn't do.

people who refuse to accept blame, never their fault, always blame someone else for their errors.
 Isobaric

Joined: 2/15/2006
Msg: 190
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/24/2006 9:37:46 PM
1. Chewing gum spots on every square foot of every parking lot.

2. People who think that everybody around their automobile really wants to hear what they are playing on the car stereo.

3. Drivers who think it is illegal to ignore a red traffic signal to let an emergency vehicle get passed them.

4. People who cough outdoors if they see someone smoking a cigarette ten feet away.

5. Movie directors who think it is entertaining to see someone throwing up in a film.

6. Finger prints on rental DVD discs.
 sammysalt1

Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 191
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/25/2006 5:38:26 PM
1. Holding the nail, and hitting my finger.
2. Getting kicked by a horse.
3. Being chased by neibors dogs on my own land.
4. Tresspassers
5. When a cops don't do their job, and arest my neibor because I didn't see them do it, but know they did. Other wards he got by with cutting my fruit trees, that I bought and paid for, and planted.
6. Someone to lie to me.
 fiery redhead

Joined: 2/25/2006
Msg: 192
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/26/2006 12:56:35 AM
top 6...

1. narcissists
2. liars
3. abuse - children, spouse, elders, animal, physical, verbal, emotional, any others i left out...
4. bad drivers - slow in fast lane, don't move when flash brights; dangerous excessive lane changers; can't stay within the lines
5. lack of common sense
6. those who have no sense of humor, take life and themselves too seriously
 badd4uandme

Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 193
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top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/26/2006 11:12:25 AM
1. Dishonesty
2. Cheaters
3. Thieves
4. Abusers
5. Drama

6. Most of all, when I go to use my vibrator and all the batteries in the house are dead!
 Wild Artist

Joined: 5/10/2005
Msg: 194
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/26/2006 12:05:27 PM
1) Smokers that think no one has health problems that they are making worse.
2) Having a health problem that isn't immediately noticed.
3) Having to have my children slow down for me.
4) Having to walk a different route, so I'm not behind a smoker.
5) People that drive below the speed limit in the fast lane.
6) Feeling old at 36.
 macks

Joined: 11/13/2005
Msg: 195
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/26/2006 10:15:48 PM
1 -dishonesty

2 - lack of communication ( you are not tellin me at all syndrome )

3 -people that cross against lights, then wave ( do not realise that the car is bigger, and one of these days they will go splooosh syndrome )

4 - lane cutters in rush hour ( they have a right to be everywhere before everyone else syndrome )

5 - listening to that voice when you are on hold " we appreciate your patience/business, please stay on the line to maintain your priority sequence, we will be right with you.........5 minutes later......same thing.............."

6 - going in for my morning coffee before work, being told I have to wait for a fresh pot

 free_man

Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 196
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/27/2006 2:28:14 AM
1. guys who hit girls (like how low can you get?)
2. a guy who admits that he is shy (for some reason, that piss me off)
3. strangers who act like they know me. (why is your hand on my shouder? want me to chop it off for you?)
4. people who can't seem to shut up. (it gets to a point when you think they are just waisting your air)
5. guys who has never fought anyone (again, for no reason at all, piss me off!)
6. people who gossip about others
 FIFTYSGIRL

Joined: 2/23/2006
Msg: 197
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/27/2006 10:48:32 AM
1.When telling a story,and someone thinks that they have a better story to tell.
2.When someone is always late.
3.Making fun of others.
4.Thinking theres is always the best.
5.When never giving a well deserved compliment.
6.When talking behind your back.
 Football Mom

Joined: 1/10/2006
Msg: 198
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/27/2006 5:21:23 PM
9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be
new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
 *Gwen*

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 199
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/28/2006 7:45:35 AM
1. people who rape, murder and hurt other people and children
2. two faced people i.e back stabbers, fakes, well actually it doesnt piss me off anymore i just think they are prats an i kinda feel sorry for them, but it used to piss me off!
3. people who b*tch and gossip about others
4. shallow materialistic people
5. when i cant sleep Grrr
6.Bank charges- £32 just for going overdrawn!! robbing **stards!!
 tallguy77

Joined: 12/28/2005
Msg: 200
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 2/28/2006 9:19:54 AM
1. Hairballs
2. Smoke in my face
3. Crack addicts in my face
4. Dogs
5. Tainted Meow Mix
6. Birds outside, me inside
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