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Posted: 9/9/2008 4:37:44 PM | | come on now.... let me ax yu guys a question.... why isit yaall gotta give theese people so much grieef? they cant help it that its not there fault that there dumb!!!!! yaall shoud be now ashamed so take a momentum and pond er what just how meen yer bein. | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 10:25:27 PM | There was one guy who used to call women, wemoans... He actually was Finnish and that is how he pronounced women. But then later I read a feminist text, in that I discovered that one feminist author described them as that same descriptor: WEMOAN, we moan.
H was just a landless treeplanter, par excellancem, as I was. | |
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Posted: 9/10/2008 10:41:33 AM | This is my favorite profile. One might gather that "cuddleing" is important as the word appears in some form about a dozen times. This is just some of it.
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Interests: ... kissing, cuddleing, touching, making love, looking around, indoor sports, cuddling, quit times
About Me: ... big curly chested man ,short hair,,wear tined glasses,love to cuddle and more ... Looking for a Lady thats mellow,has lots of curvys ...Still loves sex and loves her own self!!! ...thats knows how to carry her self and knows she is sexey and love to bring out the girly side of herself! Are you the one that takes my hand and shows me your....loves a good breakfast ...
First Date: relaxs. hang out in a sunny mointain field. ... Oh I'm good at back rubs too ... Cuddle up afterwards maybe . | |
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Posted: 9/10/2008 11:35:42 AM | This thread is too funny! I had to share this little gem. This is verbatim by the way.
Occupation: michanical
Interests: muosic, travel
Bout me:
I am looking for sweet hart and sweet girl, live together and we visit many country i like travail to match i visit many but i want vitist more i need sweet girl with me.
First date:
i like invite her for dinner after dinner after we know us will have baby we live together
I'm not meaning this in a mean spirited way, but don't you think if you can't spell your profession, chances are slim to nil you'll have a baby after the first date? | |
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Posted: 9/12/2008 8:00:51 PM | My favorite was a guy who, in the first date section, said he wanted to meet in a "pubic area". I'm hoping that was a typo!! | |
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Posted: 9/12/2008 10:35:53 PM | well im looking for woman who is true to herself an also honest caring compassionate an is willing to be in the outdoors an as well as in doors.likes to cuddle plus go to the movies an dinner an dancing. a woman that wont play games ***************** update if you are not from my state please stay with people from your state unless you are willing to travel to meet me *****************************************
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Posted: 9/12/2008 11:21:36 PM | hi i licked yuor profle and i think we'd might have sukthing in comin. Hit me up if you think the same.
YOU cn reach me at XXX-XXX-XXXX.
Quit licking my profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/12/2008 11:41:36 PM | I like spending time with my family right consist me and my three kids movies skateing home cooked dinners. looking some one that is in my age group. Going to the fights.I don't like loud mouth people or ladies that get drunk every time you take them some where.I like people that i can talk to.
First date:
Simple dinner movie play or a comedy show nothing to deep | |
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Posted: 9/13/2008 11:48:55 PM | I wrote a blog about this type of thing back in 2005. Here are some of the ones I used.
"Im 20 years old, i go to SCC and im magoring in Hospintality :)"
"I love to have fun and you will never know what I'm really thinking. I can't stand liars, fake people, and people who can't cunstruct a sentences without some type of tipographical error. I dance in the shower."
"Hi, Im an 24 y/o woman living in Fort Lauderdale area. I go to FAU majoring in Counseling Psychology. I consider myself to be sweet, fun, loving and a caring person. I like a guy who is funny, and knows how to treat a guy."
"Well, I'm not much of a lot of things but a music fan and a begininning guitarist."
"I'm majoring in Pubic Relations and Marketing."
"im realy N2 spontinayitaty an wuld luv 2 meat som1 with the same goles in life that do i have the same two. i plan teach elementry school children for a living when i get living 2 cost me ok. bornm and rased in Mass. i like morotcycles...ok by." | |
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Posted: 9/14/2008 2:53:12 AM | OMG i made a similar one while talking to a guy who was helping me sort out a computer problem!... i meant to say " i dont have a disc! it is at my ex's!"
i blushed so hard when i realised i had missed the s out of disc! i have made so many in the past i try to check what i have wrote before i enter it... just my luck not to have been paying attention that time! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2008 8:53:58 AM |
I'd love to know what college this person was attending.
Yeah, you and me both. haha
And I wonder what kind of job/career could come from that? | |
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Posted: 9/16/2008 3:09:47 PM | | "im realy N2 spontinayitaty an wuld luv 2 meat som1 with the same goles in life that do i have the same two. i plan teach elementry school children for a living when i get living 2 cost me ok. bornm and rased in Mass. i like morotcycles...ok by." I feel bad her students. | |
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Posted: 9/16/2008 9:41:58 PM | The abuv poaster is ryte. You shud not make fun ob theas morons. It ain't not nyce.
Which raises the question, if not these idiots, then what idiots should we offend?
The best one I have seen was one a guy sent a gal I knew, apparently he had spell checked the email and the spell check could not determine what he meant when he spelled the word want. Every one of them was spelled Won't. I don't think my friend won'ted to meet him. | |
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Posted: 9/20/2008 8:05:04 PM | I was chatting with an online chat pal from England when he told me he was "nekkid," which apparently meant "tired," but I thought he said he was NAKED. So I proceeded to ask him if he was naked.
Also, when I tried to type "just a sec" as in "just a second," it came out as "just a sex."
Some I see a lot are "I would like to meet a WOMEN" instead of "I would like to meet a WOMAN" or "quite" for "quiet."
My favorite would have to be the "pubic relations" major or "sperm of the moment." lol.
If I see any memorable typos, I'll post them. | |
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Posted: 9/21/2008 5:25:53 AM | I love it when they text in their profiles:
Wen u smile the world smiles with u. wen ur down people will rally behind u. but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u! | |
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Posted: 9/21/2008 7:41:51 AM | | it makes me smile when i see typo errors.......either they were in a rush to write, or maybe had a few drinks to get the balls to send a message? !!!! | |
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Posted: 9/25/2008 12:31:26 PM |
Some I see a lot are "I would like to meet a WOMEN" instead of "I would like to meet a WOMAN" or "quite" for "quiet."
Or "loose" when they mean "lose"
Example, "I'm going to loose the race" -opposed to tightening it? | |
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