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 SentientIncantation

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 51
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 7:44:17 PM
Is that you, Ethel?

How have you been?
 SilentStream

Joined: 4/30/2007
Msg: 52
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 7:44:53 PM
accually OP! No need to *correct* YOU ARE WEIRD! that so typical ANAL one good thought for a moment! I can tell YOU one thing... YOU are not ever a glance let along a thought! EEWWW!!! YOU are the weirdest YET! but not quite! Nice try thou :)... so i give you a -10
 HarleyKat~

Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 53
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 7:50:21 PM
WTF?! Did I miss something??? LMAO
 freefallinT

Joined: 6/10/2007
Msg: 54
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 8:07:34 PM
you are laffing,arent you?
 Just Carol

Joined: 1/31/2007
Msg: 55
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 8:12:22 PM
I knew I was missing these forums!!!! If this is true...you get the door prize! OMG what a freak experience....CREEPY! can't even get close to topping this one
 vg angel

Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 56
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 9:44:56 PM
Why isn't this in the humour forums? Pretty funny stuff - some of it anyway!

And nope - don't have anything else to contribute to the subject!
 JENNIFER_25

Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 57
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 9:58:20 PM
ummmmmmm ummmmmmmm omfg ive heard of fetishes before and weird stuff to but umm this takes its that is verry weird and omg i dont know what to say lol and why would he go into details like that didnt he know that would turn you off especially when u just met i hope you cut him off totaly cause man god knows what he could do next suck a cows tit . so i guess the fact that she had cancer and had 5-15 years to live wich is many years for some one with cancer it was ok for him to pump milk out of her tits with his mouth mmm ewwwwwwwwww yes comes to mind thank god u didnt kiss him no man thats just sick i know to each is own but thats just weird ass shit man i never heard of that one before . be verry weery of him
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 10:14:16 PM
this isn't that weird ~ don't you ppl watch Springer?

but his reasoning for "helping" her is hysterical ~ I'm still laughing

OP, any chance that the guy is from Kitchener? just a hunch
 KitsKitten

Joined: 10/24/2006
Msg: 59
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 10:15:54 PM
'Why buy the Cow, when you can get the milk for free?....Hmmmmmm is this what they mean?

And EEwww!! is right. Who would do a first meet at Mcdonalds !?

Thanks for the chuckle.

KK
 phyn3

Joined: 5/22/2007
Msg: 60
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 10:20:42 PM
all I can say is - did he have cream with his coffee ????
 shortcut69

Joined: 6/14/2007
Msg: 61
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 10:21:33 PM
well i would have to agree it definately seems a little over the top he might have been a breast fed baby and his friend probably couldnt afford a breast pump.well again as you said it takes all types to make this rock rotate
wishing you better luck next time regards fred(shortcut69)
 phyn3

Joined: 5/22/2007
Msg: 62
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 10:23:45 PM
and why the hell would anyone go to Mac's for coffee? bleck
and isn't going to Mac's on a date the biggest joke ever?

there's so much wrong with the date I can't even begin...

but hey! at least someone of POF GOT a date!!! (ah, there's hope for all of us)
 Too Many Guitars

Joined: 6/26/2007
Msg: 63
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 10:26:12 PM
Ugghhh....

I've only been on POF 4 days and I'm already having doubts about being here...

I thought I had already heard it all by now.......

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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 10:29:47 PM
stick around, TMG ~ you haven't seen anything yet
 sparda9

Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 65
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 12:17:37 AM
That story is pretty hard to take seriously. That sounds like some junk that would happen in a comedy movie. I can see Ben Stiller or somebody acting like that
 Willow55

Joined: 3/17/2006
Msg: 66
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Posted: 6/30/2007 12:26:02 AM
I'm thinking that we all missed the part where it said this was an upcoming Springer episode...the only thing missing is that the( lactating) woman is his half-sister's, cousin's, brother-in-law's, next door neighbour. Dear Jesus are any of these people for real..???
 KnightsAbove

Joined: 5/27/2007
Msg: 67
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 1:30:52 AM
Interesting how naive some poster's comments are when adult lactation is apparently a common practice in certain groups (do your HW... eg there is a famous Roman story about this) ...anyway for some reason the op has indicated she will respond in a few days to your comments...
 mlm_mlm_mlm

Joined: 4/29/2007
Msg: 68
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 6:03:41 AM
You should have asked him.....

SO THE CANCER TREATMENT SHE GETS DOES NOT CROSS BREST MILK?
CUZ YOU HAIR DOES LOOK A BIT THIN...

 bravo1965

Joined: 8/18/2006
Msg: 69
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 6:03:44 AM
OMG

This is the most odd thing I have ever heard in MY LIFE...

Still.... what I want to know is this:... what does having tits sucked and milked got to do with cancer?
And how on earth can that help?

FFS WTF is this world coming to
 angel1062

Joined: 4/26/2007
Msg: 70
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 6:19:13 AM
very weird .......i had a date with a man who took me to macdonalds i thought he was joking, but then i scanned his car and all compartments were full of mc d tissues straws etc, plus his profile photo was about 15 yrs old, needless to say the date didnt go down very well ........afterwardshe had the cheek to text me saying i was a nice women but ...........i didnt share his passion for mcdonalds guess wot i said back .....f*** off gotta laugh now hehehehe
 Rejix

Joined: 6/11/2007
Msg: 71
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Posted: 6/30/2007 6:35:38 AM
First of all I want to thank you for that story. What a great story!!!! I laughed so hard I was crying Please run as fast as your little legs can away from this freak! I have heard an lot of weird stuff in my many years of dating,but I have to say this ranks right there at the top. Please keep sharing the stories I really need that this morning thanks again!
Reggie
 Lady with no name

Joined: 5/6/2007
Msg: 72
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 7:03:37 AM
I'm a cancer survivor and neither my treatment, nor my cancer caused that and if it had ewww nasty who would want it in thier mouth. One thing for natural milk but milk caused by cancer is just a lil scarey. Make mine pasturised homogonised errr nvm make it black thx
omg please tell us it was chilly out so you had a nice thick sweatshirt on lol (note to self no more low cut tops)
made me laugh this morning, and feel much better about my first dates
 1Fish2Fish RedFishNewFish

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 73
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 7:25:05 AM
OK,
Well, this wasn't actually a date, it was a pre-date chat. This is the weirdest that happened to me. I was talking to someone (from POF) who lives near me, an attractive younger woman. (Instant ego stroke to start.)
We were discussing what we like to do, and I said that I have kayaks and a canoe, I am into paddling whitewater.

her- "You're into that?"
me- "what?"
her- "paddling"
me- "uh, yeah. Why, what are we talking about here, anyway?"
her- "Exactly what you think we are..."

Oooooo-kay! Well, within a moment she was telling me about how her 'master' left her, and she was looking for a new master. I SH!T YOU NOT! She began to go into *graphic* detail about the types of humiliation that he did to her, and how *hot* it got her. I told her that pain and humiliation were not my idea of fun, so she began to send me URLs for sites where I could LEARN!

Ummm, oooo-kay....

Well, let's just say that after some hasty backpedaling to exit, stage left, I proceeded to block further contact. I am still, to this day, freaked out by this. I know that it happens, and to each their own, but it's still a mind-bender when someone a few miles away is into this, particularly an attractive young "girl next door" looking person.

(Shaking head...)
 Struedel

Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 74
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 8:17:12 AM
He says, ''it's not what you think'' like what he did is so much bettter than what you were thinking?

Watch out for guys who say that - they're full of it

Gee, I should probably add I'm looking for men to help me lactate on my profile
 whaddathink?

Joined: 7/11/2006
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 8:29:57 AM
Hmmm...must be a reeeeeeeeeeeally thirsty guy!!
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