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Posted: 6/30/2007 9:01:41 AM | I am so glad the OP left. Hopefully, in a big hurry! I think may of us have some interesting tales to tell since we have been in the dating pool. For my part, I have been lucky. I have had not had any dates that have scared me or scarred me! I have managed to keep it to the occasional freak email or phone call - much easier to manage those - and still provides a good belly laugh!
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Posted: 6/30/2007 9:12:40 AM |
she wants her breasts lactated
Bullshit! There is no need for sex to lactate (at least not that I am aware of), they DO make breast pumps.. helllo....
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Posted: 6/30/2007 9:22:52 AM | ewwwwwwwwwwww I agree he is a SICKO.....Stay away Criminal minds ..you are very Correct in your Post here So many people on POF Lie about their Status and are also Scammers for Money asking Females for help...and its not Nigeria..its handsome Men..seeking ( they think Stupid Females ) .....who will help them finacially..not on this site BUT they ask for your private email and then proceed to collect BEWARE they are here from KUWAIT....................now as to my Expirence of a weird Date...I was asked for lunch and he failed to tell me he was a bit Short coming in his height...I am 5'2 with 3 " Heels OK,, I heard a voice say my Name I looked and seen No-one,,thinking I was going NUTs,to my Horror I look down..., he was a " LITTLE PEOPLE " what a shortchanged 45 min date..never felt soo Violated .and appauled at his actions. Also heard the same idiotic Questions as you..Nationality, your beautiful, I was thinking you need to be in IRAQ...ugh | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 9:23:34 AM | Women can squeeze it out, into a bottle. That's what my friends did who were pregnant or nursing mothers, when their breasts hurt. Their husband used to feed it to the baby, when they were out of the house, and he was looking for the baby.
I think that is either a ridiculously untrue story, or a ridiculously stupid thing to say on a date. Either way, it is hilarious. But since she only had 5-15 years to live, the OP only has 5-15 years to wait until he "finishes his business". | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 9:40:55 AM | Firstly, what does OP mean? Everyone seems to be using it.
I was writing to one woman and we got on to the subject of weird messages and the stuff people come out with. She said one guy had been writing and then asked her if she could 'care' for him. She asked him what he meant and he said he liked to dress up as a baby and be bottle fed. Best of all, though, he also liked to wear a nappy (diaper) and wanted to know if she'd be willing to change it for him!! | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 9:44:46 AM | /\ /\ /\
OP means Original Poster (or sometimes Original Post).
OT (On Topic): I don't have any weird stories to share. I only seem to meet fairly normal people. | |
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| EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/30/2007 9:44:58 AM | Op is the person that started the thread.... The very first post "The original Poster"
OP this was by far one of the funniest thread i have ever read here on POF.....Kudos to you for writing it. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 10:24:24 AM | Strange experience OP. I actually noticed a fellow's profile who is in my area, who's headline reads: "GOT MILK?"
He then goes on to state what he is looking for...yup, he wants to be breastfed. And he says he isn't single. So, I'm guessing it's a fetish for some guys...
Because I have two kids, I have lactated. I have to agree with those who say it doesn't taste very good, though perhaps it is an "acquired" taste.
I can't imagine what was going through his mind when he told you this little "fact". I mean, why not just keep it yourself?? Oh, and the McDonald's thing...that's a big ewwww on my part. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 10:43:49 AM | OK, have to agree EEWWW!!! Good for you that you left. Unfortunately, there are too many weirdos in the world and I think it's easier to meet them from on line dating sites.
I was corresponding with a gentleman from here last winter. The letters were fabulous. We started chatting on the phone. Great conversations. Well, I agreed to a date. It was going to take him about 2 hours to get here from there, he called told me when he was leaving. He was about 2 hours late. Here, its gets sort of funny.
This man was 6'3. Wearing 3 inch heels. Make up, the ugliest hairdo I ever saw on a man (and he said it was styled, yuk) He was so skinny, and he wore skin tight pants. Oh, did I mention he was drunk when he showed up? I caught him in many lies (like his age and other things) We did not get along, I could not stand him. And he had the nerve to ask when we could see each other again. He even wrote me a couple more times. I had to spam him.
So, OP, we were just fortunate enough to have met some weird ones. Guess the world keeps turning though.
I read every one's replies and I laughed like crazy!!! Thanks | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 11:02:37 AM | Wow,
that is amazing!!!
I've had quite a few weird dates. I tend to attract "different" people. At least I'm not bored.
One that pops into my head was a first date, the guy popped out his dentures to show me how well-made they were.
He also invited me up to his trailer in the mountain where he had an outhouse, with shag carpetting and everything, and it had heat so....his words..."you feel a movement comin' on, all you have to do is flip a switch and you got yerself a nice, warm place to go."
he seemed pretty normal in writing, I swear!!!!!!
And he wasn't trying to get rid of me. A month or so later, after ignoring him, he writes and asks if I'd like to do a threesome with his new girlfriend.
I don't know which was weirder, the threesome concept, or that he had a girlfriend.
My first date out of a wacky marriage was with a hermaphrodite. The man/woman had bigger breasts than I do. (Don't you wish they'd mention these things?)
No offense to anyone' s political persuasion, but he was also a spouting off at the mouth for hours Republican...on and on and on and on.....
I'm driving home, not thinking, and I am yelling out the window...excuse me..." NO Deck and a Republican, OH THANK YOU GOD!!!"
This wino yells back..."Hey lady, I gots one, and I'm a Democrat!"
I think I've gone downhill from there. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 3:28:16 PM | I see people whining all the time about dishonesty. Maybe the guy was being honest. He has compassion for the other woman (who may be lying) perhaps he is naive.
Or perhaps he just wanted to let the OP know of his proclivity, see if she were up for it, and if not, move on, don't waste each others time. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 3:28:33 PM | | OMFG!!!! That one, I don't know what to say. LMAO. That tit- sucking really made me puke!!!! He probably doesnt even know the female hes claiming to know. Anyway, I thought I had one but my lame date doesnt even come close to yours! Im telling ya...the men on here are focked in da head!!! | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 5:01:32 PM |
she has cancer and only has 5-15 years to live and she wants her breasts lactated so Im helping her by sucking her breasts !!!!
If you were a glass-half-full kind of girl, you'd appreciate him as the Good Samaritan that he is. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 5:37:37 PM | :LOL: Nope, that is not weird at all...........for him!
Listen, good thing you met him at McDonalds. 
It COULD get worst, if he wanted to help YOU! Then WHAT would you have said?
I want tickets to some of these meetings!!
Just think of it as going to an amusement center when you meet these guys on POF in person. And on the way home from these meetings you can have a belly laugh, which will make you feel good.
Thank God that he lives far, far away from your hometown, but you have 'them' in your own town and just be careful out there.
With my sense of humor I scare guys, when they talk weird, instead of running for the door, I turn the tables and make them run. 
Life is too short to take seriously, trust me. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 8:14:28 PM |
By Dolly Lama -
If you were a glass-half-full kind of girl, you'd appreciate him as the Good Samaritan that he is.
Of course the glass is half-full. He already confessed where the other half went. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 11:12:46 PM | This fish is a tad pole and needs to be eaten up by the big ole trouts for his stupid questions, remarks and for taking you to mcDonalds. WOW!
Ive had weird dates that suggested there but after I said I thought it was cheesy they then suggested a park I said bye bye...your otta here!
Any guy who doesnt have the respect to not shut up about his where abouts the night before is a looser.
What is the matter with men these days...Ive been out with loosers who told me all about there finances, there previous felony charges, there fantasies (if they say they are looking for friends in the age of 18-99 Im otta there too) Ive gone on dates with guys who said they were into swinging and some that said they fantasized about my daughter...euyyy I dont think that fish is swimming anymore...he even lost all of his fins and is now a piece of tad pole without any swimming gears sitting by the lake hoping someone will throw him in. haha 
Girl...dont look at that whole story second...dont question it...its not worth your time...move on and I hope hes reading all of this. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 11:22:14 PM | That story is hilarious and I can't believe a man would say that to you on a date not to mention treating you to lunch at McDonalds...better not let him go he sounds like a catch to me.
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Posted: 7/1/2007 8:29:51 AM |
Of course the glass is half-full. He already confessed where the other half went.
LMAO!
Uh, I think I've used that phrase on my profile...it's never gonna mean the same thing again...gotta go remove it, lol. | |
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| EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 7/1/2007 11:03:35 AM | THANK YOU ALL for your posts on here ..I laffed by sox off at some of the comments you posted...
I met him at McD's b/c he was leaving the lactating woman on his way home...passing my road and we agreed to meet for coffee (not a date!) I may add he had nothing to eat or drink (might've had his fill before hand eh?) yuck! LOL
Purpose of this thread was because it was an extremely odd thing to reveal to someone you meet for the first time with the intent of dating her! He btw had already decided that he liked me enough to want to see me again (I guess the interviewing process I went through was positive and he decided that another Capricorn was in his future..) Hey heres a thought - goats have milk?? heee Another take on GOT MILK?
I 've been single for many years and have dated a variety of people and always had a story to tell afterwards but NOTHING compares to this one...NOT one to tell my grand kids one day LOL
PS: I read in the paper yesterday "PRICE OF MILK IS GOING UP" !!! HAAA | |
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