| EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 7/1/2007 6:09:02 PM |
And what does this say about the OP? What is the purpose of posting this experience?
Oh Dolly! It says that she has the ability to laugh at herself....and to turn a negative experience into a positive one....and to enjoy the comradeship of fellow daters who got a giggle (or a *gasp*) out of this. Who needs an enema?! | |
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| EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 7/1/2007 6:42:42 PM | | Nope. I don't think any of my past, present, or future dates (into infinity) could ever top that one. And trust me, I've had some wierd ones. I think it technically would not qualify as sex under Bill Clinton's definition. ROFLMAO | |
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Posted: 7/1/2007 6:52:20 PM | Well it was like htis , before traveling a great distance to be with this lady was told evry thing I wanted to hear. She said sahe wanted to move from there out htis way. She said she was divorced . She said she was athletical. She siad she was ready to make a commitment.
I told her i was coming there with high expectations, she replied I should. As soon as arriving the red flags started to wave. She
She was still maried with no papers filed about being separated. Staying in this persons home made me very nervous, what if the husband came home. I am in HIS house with HIS wife. I do not have a leg to stand on.
Then minutes after that was told that I was someone else. for this lady to keep her integrity told her religious next door neighbor that I was someone else ! Not a person that is there to fall in Love but har friends brother.
Then when things got a little bit intimate was informed of high blood pressure when after a few minutes ,she was out of breath! Some athlete! hehe
Was told of all the exercising she done and it was evident that she done NONE !
So time wnet on and she could not eat solid food for the lack of teeth. Would never take this person out in public as she ate her food like a year old baby playing with theirs' .
T o go on more , she told me that she loved me and gave me a symbol of that ! Afterwards she told me it was something that she was gonna throw away, just like she did ME.
To top everything off she told me thta she had a bout with cancer and was anorexic n bulemic !
Then insisted she was going to come live with me until I loaned her money to keep her gas on. After that al down hill . LOL
Anther red flag, while driving around her fine little town , somehow she pointed out all the BAR FLIES as she called them ! HMMMM Wonder how she knew them . hehe
Can't keep a tight rope but a wierd one that was . | |
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Posted: 7/2/2007 7:55:25 AM |
BRB ... gotta strike another name off my fav list.
O (and we thought the OP had a date with someone with an odd ritual)
LMAO LMAO LMAO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo! I am actually enema-phobic! Enemas are for party poopers who diss fun and funny threads!! | |
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Joined: 4/11/2007
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Posted: 7/2/2007 10:23:45 AM | toenails: HAAAA
Once he revealed that information I freaked and jumped out the chair then ran!!.. ..there was no time to even look around for Jerry!  | |
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Posted: 7/2/2007 1:11:24 PM | I sure hope that you mentioned this sick bast. to the authorities just so they would have him on file. People like that do exist and when we get a the chance to keep them outa mainstream society we have to act. You should post a name or something.
I'm sure you can tell that I have a 13 year old daughter, and also have met many abused people in my life and just find it intolerable. At any rate I'm glad you took the high road and kept him away from you and your family. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2007 1:56:50 PM | Rique61 - Thanks for the warning ... I have avoided telling you all that Im a former vice cop (long time ago) and thus have seen very many strange things in my six year career... many times I was used as bait or decoy etc., and dealt with offences against women and children.
Where kids are concerned - Yes, we need to protect them however, who and what HE is, is not considered illegal as long as its done in private and with a consenting adult (or our prisons would be even more overloaded) ...shame, cuz it would stop a lot of the crap that is going on in society today. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2007 2:20:13 PM |
I just got back fom a coffee date at McDonalds with a guy
Did you get breast milk with that? He might have slipped you a 'milkie' (ruphie in white form, originating from the beast of a POF woman).
he had lot of negativity
Are you desperate, do you like negative people? that should have been the first sign!
I asked if he slept with her.."YES!" he stated "but its not what you think, she has cancer and only has 5-15 years to live and she wants her breasts lactated so Im helping her by sucking her breasts !!!!" EWWWWWWWWWW
Sometimes honesty is not the best policy. you have got to be shittin' me!
It's not just that he's a pervert, but he sounds like he has that condition which manifests into smoking or adult thumb-sucking from prolonged breast feeding when he was younger.
Either that or he took the "got milk" campaign too seriously?
/Baba/ | |
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Posted: 7/2/2007 7:16:54 PM | | OP think of it this way... I doubt you will ever run into anyone that bad... so maybe ???? the rest ( your dates) will be like sailing..... and better. <img src=http://www.plentyoffish.com/smiles/icon_201.gif border=0> | |
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| EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 7/3/2007 6:43:16 AM | Toenails: Actually I have many years of dating in me - I doubt if he is the last weirdo that will gravitate toward me - I think I have a SICKO'S HERE magnet attached to my forehead!
Three years ago I dated someone who I actually fell hard for - he was a hansome, sweet, kind, gentle, well dressed, educated, hard working guy (a few problems on the intimate side) but~ MY PERFECT MAN! - A GREAT catch I hear you say? ..until.....I was informed that he was on a sex site advertising himself for sex with his D1CK in his hand!
He had moved into my home on the Saturday and the next Sunday I threw all his crap out on the lawn and Ive never seen him in person since .... I see him on POF daily professing to be the great guy he portrays himself on these sites.
Like I said - I have a magnet for sick b@stards - thats why Im still on my own !
I could write a book on my life - it would be a best seller! | |
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Posted: 7/3/2007 6:51:36 AM | well, I must say that I no longer think I have cornered the market on meeting weirdos, freaks and degenerates.........nope, nosiree, no way. This has to beat all I've ever met, seen, imagined or even heard tell of...hands down, no-holds-barred.
Ding, Ding, Ding...Ladies and Gentlemen... we do seem to have a winner.....
and right here on Freak Central......who knew.... | |
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Posted: 7/3/2007 7:11:50 AM | | When I read this: {only has 5-15 years to live and she wants her breasts lactated so Im helping her by sucking her breasts !!!!"} Two thoughts came to mind, one being that if she has 5-15 years given to live, what kind of cancer is that with such a range? Also, if the woman were lactating, is she pregnant also? IF she just had a baby and was nursing , then let the baby feed off of that. I have NEVER heard of a woman lactating that wasn't with child. I feel I would have said I had to go when he said he had slept with her just the night before meeting. What a LOSER. People are strange.. | |
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Posted: 7/3/2007 9:49:13 AM |
who needs an enema?
That date who told me he needed his prostate massaged... for his health, of course.
Dude, I'm pretty open-minded and adventurous - hey, give me some time and I'm there. But doesn't that kind of information usually wait until you've gotten to know someone?!? | |
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Posted: 7/3/2007 4:47:52 PM | I don't think he was helping her with a problem. Sounds like he was trying to sample the tables at a buffet, see what he likes best......He does sound like a pervert. I would had freaked out if anyone did that too me.... | |
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