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 tbaylady

Joined: 7/6/2007
Msg: 151
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 9/5/2007 6:23:06 PM
omg and i thought i heard it all. guess he lost his pacifier
 5canada5

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 152
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 9/5/2007 6:38:40 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 jewelescent

Joined: 3/2/2007
Msg: 153
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 9/5/2007 9:30:56 PM
HOLY EFFING SH*T. OMG. WTF?!
 sambucadawg

Joined: 10/2/2005
Msg: 154
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 9/6/2007 1:59:09 AM
udder nonsense!

 heaven558

Joined: 7/29/2008
Msg: 155
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 10/12/2008 7:36:58 PM
LOL HAHAHA That is hillarious
 pearlj

Joined: 3/1/2007
Msg: 156
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 10/12/2008 8:18:18 PM
oh.......wow.......why in the hell didn't you run when your gut told you he was "off"? I dont get it? It seems so many women ignore their instincts and pay for it by having a blind date with an absolute whack. I'm glad you were smart enough to keep this public, but next time, do yourself a favor and listen to that "lil voice" lol. Good luck
 helloyouandme

Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 157
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 10/12/2008 8:24:42 PM
YeP!!!!,

That was weird....no doubt.......wow, makes me think differently....that's for sure. What is with people??????? Has something happened to the way things used to be? I'm really lost.

I hope you recovered........but I realize this probably preturbed you from meeting people on this site.....there really are some normal people on here, I have met a few and have a friendship because of it......

Hang in there........I know its hard but I think often, it really is worth the trouble in the end......but be careful.

Cheers.
 lookin4luv67

Joined: 4/19/2008
Msg: 158
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 10/13/2008 1:12:03 AM
lol PMSL that is hilarious, i probably cant top it but do have something a little similiar. I met this guy who seemed really nice /normal while chatting to him on phone etc.He invited me to go have coffee with him, while we are sitting there he starts telling me out of the blue what his ex g/f use to do sexually in great detail.Then he suggested that perhaps i was a little over weight and how long would it take for me to lose a couple of kilos, that if we had sex i might hurt him the f,,,,g jerk.Then he went totally off the track as im sitting there with my mouth wide open in amazement at this guy how rude he was.Telling me how he had just got out of a mental hospital because he has a split personality, hmm yup that was o for orseum most interesting and almost demorilising date i think i went on. mm be Careful girls he might be wanting to date you next.
 Key Player

Joined: 6/14/2007
Msg: 159
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/12/2009 9:17:22 PM
Two words: breast pump.
 DazzyB

Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 160
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/13/2009 4:29:06 AM
Ahhhh hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying* That's hilarious!!!!!! You poor thing! (((((((((((hugs))))))))))))

On a slightly serious note tho, saying she has cancer and only has 5-15 years to live is the sickest excuse that I've ever heard. What a twat Grrrr!
 Blue Eyed Tim

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 161
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/13/2009 1:44:17 PM
Ever been asked to give someone a Hot Karl on the second date?

...For the record, there was no third date...
 DazzyB

Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 162
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/13/2009 1:59:50 PM
Tim, what's a 'hot karl'? Forgive me, I'm from the UK and I don't think we use that term here...

Daz.
 bluebonnet999

Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 163
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Posted: 3/13/2009 8:46:33 PM
Did you ask him if he would like a little cream with his coffee? ewwweee!
 spacetolet

Joined: 12/30/2008
Msg: 164
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/13/2009 9:04:40 PM
Quite amusing!

Messages this short may be pulling your pud
 Rocket-girl

Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 165
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Posted: 3/13/2009 9:28:44 PM
I'm with you Oldsoul...the laugh will be with you, not at you. The experience will do nothing but enlighten you (and others) to the dangers which may lurk out there. Be careful ladies when meeting strangers. Life truly is a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.
Rocket
 RedBraemar

Joined: 11/11/2008
Msg: 166
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Posted: 3/13/2009 9:37:42 PM
OMG!!!!!!!! Maybe if i told guys i was dying of cancer and need my breasts lactated, I could fool them into licking/sucking my breasts all night long...

Thanks for the tip OP! Maybe Ill actually get some action now.
 Lil Brooker

Joined: 6/17/2008
Msg: 167
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Posted: 3/13/2009 9:57:17 PM
I lost it when you "just came back from a coffee date at MacDonalds". That was more than enough EWWW.
 spacetolet

Joined: 12/30/2008
Msg: 168
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/13/2009 9:57:46 PM
Steamy Lips -- you really don't want to know what a hot carl is.
 Yankee_Girl

Joined: 12/30/2008
Msg: 169
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Posted: 3/13/2009 10:49:11 PM
Normal is a wide range.
 705cutie

Joined: 9/22/2008
Msg: 170
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EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/14/2009 7:22:50 AM
LMAO!! I'm soooooooo sorry! Ive had some wierd meetings/dates with people, but I've never heard that! And I so hope you ran the hell out of there!!
 forumologist

Joined: 2/23/2008
Msg: 171
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Posted: 3/14/2009 8:30:08 AM
And there are men on here on other threads stubbornly refusing to understand why women are very cautious with them

It's amazing
 Sepia777

Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 172
EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 3/14/2009 8:48:47 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
*in tears laffin* hahahaha
omg!! you win!! nothing beats that twilite zone episode...errr date!!!
 kwgorman188

Joined: 2/7/2009
Msg: 173
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Posted: 3/14/2009 9:48:37 AM
That was nasty.
 vintage1960

Joined: 10/3/2007
Msg: 174
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Posted: 3/14/2009 12:04:12 PM
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I am having trouble even setting up a meet and greet. These guys want to meet you in like an hr after your 1st pof contact. You are spot on with this guy. He is a fn pig. I'm a nurse and that is the biggest bunch of BS I've ever heard. You can't lactate by sucking on someones breasts, you know this yourself or we'd all be wearing breast pads all the time. I just got a text this am from a guy I'm talking to, he is going over to his friend's house (female) because she want him to give her husband a bj for his birthday. He actually texted me and asked for tips on the best way to give one. Sick sh....it. Yesterday he texted me a pic of his dic.k. I was so stupid to give out my cell number so quickly. Keep looking and be careful, protect yourself.


vintage1960
 Archangel46

Joined: 12/23/2008
Msg: 175
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Posted: 3/14/2009 12:31:39 PM
OMG..

How on earth did you actually get to have a meet with this person. Surely you must have chatted somewhat???...shessh sounds like a freak.And to meet him so soon what on earth is the hurry.Its up to you not to be in a hurry with things.
Must admit not sure who forgot to take their meds op or the person she met.


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