| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 2:38:31 PM | This is what you do here are the choices:
A: If it bothers you call 911 tell them you hear screaming next door and are concerned. They will come to her door and they will tell her that a neighbor was concered about her well being. 
B: Go knock on her door while she is in the middle of her situation and making nosie and ask if she is OK. Who knows she may come to the door naked and as for help.
When I was 19 years old I had a studio apartment up in Springfield Mass. The walls were paper thin just like yours. The woman next door to me was very attractive also. Her problem was the noise she made when she was having sex with her boyfriend. I could hear EVERYTHING! Just like they were in the room with me. Damn that was scary.... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 2:39:40 PM | When I first saw the thread title, I thought maybe you were seeing something across the way and could set up a rating card system, you know, like a 9.0 for an especially moving performance, or heaven forbid, a perfect 10!
Knock on her door and introduce yourself. Otherwise enjoy in silence. Your choice. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 3:20:54 PM | hmmmm maybe you should join in and masterbate at the same time!!!!! ;-)
Are you the only ajoining wall to her apartment? If not... just leave a note on her door... explaining that you can hear her every morning and everynight..... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 4:03:33 PM | | OP, that's spectacular! if you're shy and need to build up your courage, keep jacking off to the audio porn until your libido is screaming for some gratification, then get your horny butt over to her door and introduce yourself. but replace the coffee cake with a bottle of wine and 2 glasses, then let fate decide the rest ; ) | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 4:42:06 PM | | Bang a steady rhythm on the wall... maybe she'll get the message. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 6:29:12 PM |
i recently have moved into a small studio apt. and almost every night and most mornings i am able to hear the girl next door masturbating. if i put my ear to the wall i can hear her vibrator, at first it was kind of annoying but now i find myself aroused by this. she is very loud and goes on forever, any suggestions on what to do? i mean i would be far to embarrased to say anything to her about it. anyone with similiar experiences?
I've never had that kind of experience myself but if I were you I'd leave a fresh pack of batteries at here door or something once a week or so lol. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 7:14:55 PM | gr8dan, Did it ever dawn on you that she's been watching you ...and just has to do something about it afterward? Just a thought.
I do recall a nubile downstairs neighbor once who used to enjoy frolicking about her apartment in the nude w/ her curtains wide open. She also had the only thermostat in the building, and left her window wide open besides her curtains ...and it caused the furnace to go on the fritz during a night that the temperature dropped below 0° F ...and I awoke to ice literally covering the inside of my windows. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 7:52:30 PM | | Now, I don't know if this counts, but in my first apartment--after my divorce--when I brought "dates" home, one of my favorite places to "make whoopie" was the bathroom. Why? Huge countertop and big mirror. What I didn't realize until later was that the walls were paper thin, and my next door neighbor always knew when I had company--a single dude. We never got a chance to really get together. Just as well. (I was way too embarrassed and had to apologize to him--and his young son.) | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 7:58:57 PM | have you seen her yet, maybe she's ugly.
if she has to masterbate every night she's lonely! but probly ugly too. or fat.eesh | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 8:05:15 PM | | If it was me, I would go buy her a nice porno, or a new sex toy and leave it at her doorstep (in a bag). Then I would knock and quickly run into my apartment. LOL - It could become a fun game! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 8:07:24 PM | | Maybe there's the possibility that she knows you can hear her and is waiting for you to join in? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 8:18:06 PM | So now we see the separation of the sexes.....
Women are telling you to go over / coffee cake/ wine & introduce yourself.
Who knows, you might be asked to join.
Do NOT drop fresh batteries at her door step & run !!
And.....for sure NOT this
knock on her door when she just gets started, maybe she'll invite you in and give the toy a rest.
A man with a plan! Exactly what I'd do!
If she's already started.......and you haven't introduced yourself.....don't do it now.....seriously.
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 8:54:49 PM | I read this nonsense post and I about die, why would you be listening for that anyway? Are you sure it's not a lady Remington and you're making up the rest in your mind?
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:05:42 PM | I have too agree, I think this guy is making all this up just too get attention,
I mean he already showed us that he likes 16 year old girls
Wich is very, very sick | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:14:24 PM | | Yeah I read that in the other thread and didn't realize he was the same guy that started this thread. All I can say is wow. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:30:08 PM | Good point Leadsled........ I have an Epilady (electric hair removal) and it makes the vibrating noise and takes awhile to do.
Obviously, he has bionic ears, vivid imagination and wishful thinking. | |
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| masturbating neighbor yesss!! bingo!!!! j/k
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:56:48 PM | well i had a simalar thing happen to me. i lived in a sma ll efficency and i shared crawl space or area for water heaters and such. any way i was vewing a film wella porn ok- i was lonley, whatever ,anyway it was lookin good- and well you know. but i glanced away and kinda saw this little door in the back of my closet move a little i knew the girl next door was so hott and that was the only shared unit back there! any way i kinda tripped at first- she was checkin me out! she must have heard the movie, then i felt arousal so i decided to give her a little show, it was hott! for the next few months i would hear a noise or her lights would flash or somthing. then the little door moves i knew what time it was i began to move up closer to the door so she could see better and she responded by kinda poking a nipple in veiw it was awesome all the while we never spoke. she eventully showed her butt and all and we touched together it was so hott! we never spoke and i moved two years ago but think of her often and wish i had that goin on again!! anyway i suggest to you get out your vibrator and you masturbate too showing your pleased with her action, then likly she'll get even more aroused and yall might just start doin that together then yall could invite me over and we have a"show off party"!!yeah?!?!? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/7/2007 10:04:24 PM | | oh my bad i thought for some reason you were a girl with this issue ,i guess it was the fact you said it was annoying?? what the hell's wrong with you ?anyway then you wont be seeing me there for any show and tell! wish i had that "problem" | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/8/2007 5:52:53 AM | | do you live in missouri? lol, anyway i probably will just let it go for now and enjoy and when i get the chane to introduce myself , when shes outside i will do that then, because i already know she has a feroucious sex drive and im digging that already, haha | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/8/2007 6:56:31 AM | | Knock on her door with nothing on but a bow on your pecker. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/8/2007 6:56:55 AM | Get her a 12-pack of AA batteries so she can caontinue to arouse you.
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/8/2007 7:54:43 AM | A lot of people are accusing the guy of making this up. Even if he is, I'm sure this stuff happens elsewhere. If this is true, OP, introduce yourself the next time you see her. Enjoy.
Don't leave her batteries, that would actually be insulting.
if she has to masterbate every night she's lonely! but probly ugly too. or fat.eesh Or gosh, maybe horny...what a concept. Everyone knows only fat, ugly, lonely women masturbate. I'm guessing the guy who wrote this does a lot of masturbating too...take that however you want.
Edit: OP, I just wanted to clarify, that last paragraph was not directed at you. VVVV | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/8/2007 8:12:38 AM | | no offense taken, for starters, the story and my neighbor are real, whoever does not beleive i could care less, she is very pretty hispanic? girl i beleive, and yes when im not with someone i do my fair share of masturbating, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THAT SAME SITUATION, so take it for what it is | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 12:03:15 AM | If i put my ear to the wall i can hear her vibrator
Give her the gift that keeps on giving. Batteries. Rechargeable ones.
If you can hear her masturbate, then she'll be able to hear your stereo. So, start playing the song, "I touch myself" whenever she masturbates.
If you want to really have some fun, join a chess club and start having chess matches at your place. The background noises would make for some interesting games (and lots of crossed legs).
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