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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 2:14:25 AM | to keep the batteries from insulting her, put up a note "please dont stop" with the batteries.
What I would probably do, and im saying this from a million miles away with no chance of having to prove it, id wait until shes going at herself again, and right when shes getting into it, go knock on her door. Say 'hi, im your neighbor....my bedroom is on the other side of the very thin wall in YOUR room..' now as she starts to blush, you right away say 'i was wondering if maybe you wanted a little help?'
Oh yeah, have a bottle of red wine and two glasses. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 9:03:34 AM | Reading this reminds me of the one time that I was staying in a motel in Youngstown and I was alone and bored and decided to get out the entertainment committee . Needless to say, I am quite vocal during that time , and I know the room with the ajoining wall had to of heard me . When I opened the door ,a little bit later ,to go grab a bite to eat , the guy next door had his door opened and was looking at me rather oddly .Before I closed the door ,I stuck my head back in and said " Honey I'll be back in a little while to unlock those handcuffs." The look on that mans face was priceless .  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 10:21:26 AM | | I love your title haha. Is she attractive at all? If so go for it, im sure she wouldnt mind the company, I mean shes all ready to go and everything, how could she say no? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 10:36:16 AM | | I'm so sorry - I'll try and keep it a little more quiet :) | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 11:24:20 AM | I had the same problem with a neighbor only thing was that it was much worse. Her vibrator ran off an electrical outlet so ever time she plugged it in we'd have a power outtage in the neighborhood.
Tell her that is she doesn't quit it you will sue her because you are getting a permanent ring around your ear from holding the glass so hard. You may find out that she has an electric can opener fetish and that's where all the humming is coming from. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 12:28:52 PM | Hey girl what ya doin' down there
Dancin' alone every night while I live right above you?
I can hear your music playin'
I can feel your body swayin'
One floor below me you don't even know me
I love you
Oh, my darling
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh, my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the hallway
Mmm, twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show
Tony Orlando & Dawn | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 1:54:05 PM | are you sure it's not her toothbrush?
you know...
night and morning...
it's the right timing... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 2:59:26 PM |
are you sure it's not her toothbrush?
I never heard of a woman using her toothbrush to masturbate. Guess it does kill 2 birds with 1 stone, although, I'm not an advocate of throwing rocks at birds. I hope it's the soft bristled ones. Give a whole new meaning to oral hygiene. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/9/2007 3:17:15 PM | Give a whole new meaning to oral hygiene......lmao to funny
Well some people are saying that she might be too shy to ask you out and thats why she is letting you listen in on her little adventures, but to me if she is to shy to ask you , then she would be to shy to let you hear her masturbate....but I do say ask her out and don't be the dumb ass and give her batteries, she'd most likely stop doing it all together then you'd really be f**ked and not in the good way.. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/27/2007 3:57:23 AM | | this story has inspired me to find a new suite in my building, I've got my fingers crossed. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/27/2007 10:19:07 AM | | What are you waiting for? Go see her. She is obviously in need of frequent sex. Give it to her! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/27/2007 10:39:06 AM | *cough f-cough cough...bullsh1t... cough*
you been reading too many penthouse magazines dude...
like if this was really happening are you so naive as to come into a pubic forum...(oops...typo...i meant public)...and ask what you should do???...gimme a freakin break!!!
and next time you are fantasizing about little girlies...keep those locked inside your head please...
(someone remind me why i read these forums...oh yeah...the comedic value)... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/27/2007 12:35:33 PM | It is certainly an entertaining idea that one can hear a neighbor thru the wall because they may be a little too loud.....
Has everybody missed the obvious....HE LEANS AGAINST THE WALL TO LISTEN
If it were you and he was merely listening in on your phone conversations about your relative dying,your credit card bill being paid late,your ex and you fighting over the kids,your health,any one of of hundreds of things you would be in an uproar but because she might be enjoying her own company it makes it OK to LISTEN AGAINST THE WALL. WTF? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/27/2007 12:37:46 PM | | I don't think he is lying or making it up..I haven't this exactly happen, but haven't most of us at one time or another had loud neighbors, especially in thin walled apartments? Personally, I would love this (duh) and probably just enjoy it. If I felt bold enough, I may approach her, but what is she is having phone or cyber with someone else? WoI'd feel a lil weird and a whole lot different if that were the case. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/27/2007 12:50:07 PM | gr8danethor,
You must be mistaken because hispanic people don't masterbate. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/30/2007 2:47:04 AM | | Slide a note under her door asking her to turn down the erotic movies in the evening. It's simple, you avoid confrontation (if you want to) and you don't embarrass her. Perhaps she is really shy and doesn't know you can hear it, so this removes any uneasiness if she saw you in the hall, elevator, etc... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/30/2007 8:11:09 AM | If I was in your situation heres what I would do...
First get yourself on a speaking name basis. Then get her pattern down and before she is going to start up a session start on of your own with porn turned on a bit to loud. Next time you see her act like nothing is going on but ask her if she ever hears your music or if the tv is ever to loud and go from there. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/30/2007 2:03:53 PM | | What kind of neighbor are you? The least you can do, is get her a battery recharger! Tell her it's from the Neighborhood Welcum Wagon. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 5:17:03 AM | Reminds me of the scrambled porn channels on cable.....If you squint your eyes, and lean your head over, and really use your imagination, you can see some hardcore things.
Has it occurred to you she might be using a food processor to make breakfast? 
I can see it now, you have your ear pressed so hard to the wall thinking one thing, and she using an electric razor on her legs LOL
Heres a scary thought, go talk to her? | |
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