| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 12:26:29 PM | | i agree, i had a neighbor once that would sunbathe nude on the balcony next to me. one day i approached her and we had a couple months of fun. whats the worst thing that could happen, she says no? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 2:20:24 PM | Why can't I have neighbors like that? Are their any vacancies in that building? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 2:47:10 PM | How about purchasing some ear plugs for yourself? Or you could ask that she purchase a vibrator with a silencer.   | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 2:56:31 PM | | when there is an interval in her moaning make a sincere moan of your own. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 2:57:22 PM | my friend are you shure she is not just using her epilator... it can be very painful as well (I have been told)...  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 3:51:27 PM | | Is that ever awesome! You don't have to say anything specifically about it but I would sure as hell introduce myself. Similar experience..hmm..My ex-girlfriends headboard used to bang up against the wall and her bed used to slide all over the place, heh heh . One morning we were both off to work and her neighbour , a very pretty girl, stepped into the elevator with us with a huge smile on her face. I started cracking up to and got the old punch in the arm...good moment | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 3:58:42 PM | I used to have a neighbour (couple = man and woman) who used to bang away at certain times and believe me you could hear it in the flat I was in - I just used to shout 'GO ON MY SON, GIVE IT TO HER' 
As far as your situation is concerned ya wanna be careful you do not get arrested for plugging your ear to the wall | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 4:06:13 PM | omg this is so funny i couldnt stop laugh anyway here is another tip why don't you just kindly knock on her wall to make sure she isnt loud enough at masturbating and whisper to her that could you join her haha your so lucky man  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 4:20:25 PM | Ok so where can I find neighbours like the guys on here.... they all seem so helpful and kind
What I wouldn't give... LOL | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 4:57:13 PM | Join in on your side of the wall. When you are both done, knock on her door with a pack of smokes and offer her one. Nothing like an after sex smoke....
Then you both can get some much needed sleep.   | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 7/31/2007 6:30:33 PM | | If you're single, and so is she find out if she wants a date.:) She might be very fun. You can definitely say she is an expressive woman. I like expressive women:) The closes I've had to that was my former neighbour whose girlfriend would scream so loud when they would have sex. I mean very, very loud. He definitely enjoyed that. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/3/2007 12:52:16 AM | | When you hear the noise stop and she stops making noise, shout out really loud "Keep going! I'm almost there too!!!" | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/3/2007 3:32:53 AM | hahahahahahahha at all the posts.. gave me a good giggle .. and hahahaha at keep going im almost there too hahahah..
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 4:10:15 PM | | my friend are you sure she is not just using her epilator... it can be very painful as well (I have been told)... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 5:12:31 PM | *knock knock knock*
*opens door*
*hi i just stay in the next room over there and i was wondering if you have any sugar i can borrow* | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 5:23:13 PM | Hello rederer1,
excellent come back.
Keep up the good work.
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 5:27:46 PM | What a thread! LOL Definitely worth the belly laughs! Makes me glad I don't live in an apartment, but with my neighbours? I'll make doubly certain all windows and blinds are closed!!! hahahaha  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 6:16:02 PM |
i would be far to embarrased to say anything to her about it
Knock on her door, tell her your lights have been flickering on and off then let her know you were concerned that there was a dangerous power drain somewhere in her apartment. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 6:19:39 PM | Sounds like there's no mistaking what she's doing.
Here's my two cents: If it's getting to you, try making noise loud enough -possibly the aforementioned retaliatory masterbation- for her to hear to make her aware of the fact that SHE can be heard. If she continues, then she obviously doesn't care and is likely turned on by it. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean she wants you to join her....tricky situation, dude. If you do decide to try and hook up with her and she's receptive to it, you should set some ground rules...like let it be just about the physical. Otherwise, if it doesn't work out it could be an awkward walk to check the mail.
Good luck and if it's any conselation: I think I speak for most (heterosexual) men when I say that I would love to be in your shoes. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 8:14:12 PM | | Wow. That's awesome. Maybe you'll get the balls one day to actually introduce yourself and get to know her - ask her on a date. lol. Until then - Happy Listening! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 9:15:37 PM | | haha I seen a similar episode of Sex and the city where Samantha heard her neighbors having sex...and started getting off to it and one day she knocked on the door as she was going to join....Found out they were an elderly somewhat unattractive couple ....but had a lot of sex, every night at the same time like clock work....So, careful when offering coffee cake hehe | |
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