| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/22/2007 9:32:45 PM | I would introduce myself if I were you and tell her she does not need to spend any more money on batteries and that you will do the job  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/23/2007 1:14:02 AM | | hay OP, you can hear her vibrator through the wall??? are you sure she isnt using her vacuum cleaner to masturbate with??? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/23/2007 4:09:55 PM | well. I have been here before, as the girl next door!
I did this very same thing to the neighbor that I thought was just soooooo hot. I was just too shy to tell him, so,ergo........letting him know, the only way I could, without him actually seeing me do such action. However, I was leaving at the same time he was, and we met face to face. I was so shocked and slightly blushing when he said keep up the good work, I enjoy the way you breathe! He was smiling so softly. We were married for 10 wonderful years. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/23/2007 5:05:19 PM | Stay really close to the wall and come together !
That's what neighbors are for aren't they ? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/24/2007 8:19:59 AM | Stop putting your ear on the wall!
failing that go around and ask her if she needs any batteries hahaha | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/24/2007 8:25:59 AM | Hire a pneumatic drill and let it rip in your home.
When she comes calling "What the f.uck is that noise?"
Just say "I HAVE to masturbate, just to drown you out" | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:22:44 AM | | Not so much a story about hearing some1 masterbating on the other side of a wall but rather some anecdotal evidence on hearing the actions of others in an adjoining apartment.. when I was an undergrad, I use 2 visit a friend who 1 year lived off campus on the ground floor of a big Victorian-type house that had been converted into a few small apartments - Once when visiting I started hearing a bed creaking & eventually some moaning overhead in my friend's living room - Apparently the upstairs neighbor's bedroom was overhead - My friend said it happened fairly regularly - Eventually we came up with the idea of making a game of hearing them have sex.. we started choosing sides & making perdictions on which 1 of the couple would b louder, who would moan more, how long would it last, how many bed sqeaks would we hear, would there b a repeat performance, etc. So we were below this couple laughing our asses off having a gr8 old time while they were getting it on - 1 night when I was visiting with some other friends & had been drinking some, the couple started up & we all got pretty loud & rowdy during it, shouting encouragements, yelling GO GO GO.. stuff like that!!! I can't believe they didn't hear us doing all that!!!! I think I ended up playing that game like 8 or 9 times!! The funniest thing was that I ended up actually seeing the couple a few times while they were outside walking to or from the building.. I couldn't keep a straight face when I saw them.. I always ended up smirking like crazy & trying 2 contain myself from cracking up - I remember once my friend was punching me repeatedly in the arm trying 2 get 2 stop laughing cuz, when I did, it just made her wanna start laughing as well!! Not sure why I decided 2 share this with all of u, I guess just the thing 2 do here.. bare your soul, admit your inadequacies , show every1 I am as human & as imperfect as every1 else.. whoomp there it is!! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:29:06 AM | ^^
I believe there are some people who LIKE having an "audience"
they might be slightly too shy to get it on in public, at a park or beach where people can actually see them, get the VISUAL effect.
but still get off somehow on people HEARING them and getting the auditory effect.
I swear there are people that moan and scream much louder when they KNOW there are people within hearing range, (e.g. hotel, apt. building) than they would if they were in an isolated place (e.g. lone cottage on an island, etc.)
they are putting on a SHOW..
I used to have neighbors who would SCREAM "OH GOD" "OH GOD" etc. so loud it would wake me up at 3-4 a.m. all the time, until one time I leaned out the window and SHOUTED in a DEEP voice:
"this is GOD speaking! please do NOT talk to me while you are fukking!"
ever since then they somehow are able to have sex in a little more muted manner.. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:47:46 AM | Do yourself a favor. You think she is cute right?
That means you might think she is worth asking out right?
Heres what I'd do.
Write her a letter saying hi and state who you are, a little about yourself and buy some flowers at a florist have them arranged in a vase (that you can buy at belks) I've done this buy the way and I ended up with a hot chick b4 so it does work trust me.
Then discreetly leave your number on the card with the flowers and the letter next to it. She'll appreciate the letter, which tells who you are, she'll like the flowers, which will be a nice gesture that you're a romantic type, and she'll have your number on the card in case she likes you enough to call you. It's all good man, good luck :)
PS-0 when she calls try not to sound perverted or desperate, just act yourself and have a good sense of humor, I know that's not easy when you don't know a person but don't be fake, just be real, and if it doesn't work out and she ends up ignoring you, you can still "secretly listen in" on her sessions and enjoy yourself still :) | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:57:51 AM | | I would masterbate at the same time...realllllllllllly loud...maybe even scream her name (if ya ever get the balls to find out what that might be).... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/24/2007 10:06:51 AM | | coffee cake? you people can't be serious, this is an occassion for pie if I have ever heard one. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 1:29:29 PM | i am TOTALLY going to get closer to my wall next time
i never even considered that someone might b listening to me
such a turn on fer sure
hehe
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 3:36:40 PM | Ok, first of all, unless you want to hear her screwing some hot guy, you should ask her out on a date before someone else does.
Secondly, if she wanted random strange sex partners, you'd hear that; nor her alone, masturbating. So asking her if she wants a good lay right off the bat is NOT a good idea. I'll bet money she'll feel insulted. Ask her OUT on a date. Treat her like a lady. Not only does she have a healthy sex drive, but she's probably a nice girl worth long term possibilities.
Ask her out. Pretend you never heard her. Tell her you saw here in the hall and you think she's beautiful and you'd love to take her out for dinner.... no inviting yourself in with cake and wine hoping she's going to screw your brains out...
Like I said. If she wanted to screw strangers, she would be. As much as some of you think she'll react like she's in some porno, I can almost guarantee she'll take offense to any cheezy one liner proposition. No battery gifts either.
Good luck with you're masturbation-crazed neighbor! | |
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AlexSB
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Joined: 6/29/2006
Msg: 115 | |
| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 3:44:53 PM | Is she hot?
I would totally knock on her door and ask if she'd like some assiatance. 
Explain it keeps you up at night and you feel it justified that you at least participate in the festivities.
I have to wonder if your serious though. I never have such good fortune. I've had crack dealers, perverts and percussionists but never masterbators - lucky **stard!!!
Haha.  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 4:01:05 PM | | why do you feel the need you must do something about it especially if you are aroused by it and it isnt annoying you anymore? let her be, try talking to her bit maybe the two of you could hookup and save her some battery costs | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 4:21:50 PM | Ahhahaha
Kittensmilk is going to get closer to her wall next time.... I think most women who viewed this thread are going to turn it up a notch now... you go girls!!! | |
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Diva64
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Joined: 2/3/2007
Msg: 118 | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 4:46:22 PM | 1 Get a bunny costume
2 get a basket
3 get some batteries aaa aa and c and d...cover all the bases
4 next time she starts, go bang on her door
5 tell her your the the 911 battery bunny and you could tell from the sound hers were wearing out and replace them for her.
or....maybe just talk to her when you see her...hmmmm yeah do that instead | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 4:52:16 PM |
I used to have neighbors who would SCREAM "OH GOD" "OH GOD" etc. so loud it would wake me up at 3-4 a.m. all the time, until one time I leaned out the window and SHOUTED in a DEEP voice:
"this is GOD speaking! please do NOT talk to me while you are fukking!"
Wish I thought of that when I lived next door to wailing neighbours who did the deed at 11:30pm weeknights. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 5:57:42 PM |
GAZINGATMARS...................brilliantly said!
You rock Diva64. I always try to put some thought into my posts and give a female perspective on situations. I'm glad you agree! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 6:15:01 PM | | Is it just me or does this thread sound like a letter to Penthouse? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 8/27/2007 6:19:24 PM | | I'd send over a nice bottle of wine and introduce myself. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/13/2007 8:43:40 AM | | You're so lucky having a neighbor like that. My neighbors are a gay couple who play loud disco music! | |
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