| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 7:45:24 AM | ^^
nest time she starts up, join in! maybe she can hear you going at it too?
or better yet, the next time YOU masturbate, do it right next to the adjoining walls so she can listen in! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 1:23:33 PM | | cut a hole in the wall and poke your stick through it.....see if she takes the bait! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 1:28:41 PM |
I think you should bake a coffee cake and go introduce yourself!!!!
Yes.. shaped like a dildo. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 2:04:54 PM | | I have a friend who has this problem. But not with their neighbor....their roomate. She and her bf live in the apartment that the guy owns. She will go past the living room to maybe go to the kitchen or leave the apartment and will find the guy masturbating. She told her bf and he says its not big deal. She's so upset about it because the guy doesnt try to hide it and just continues as if he didnt notice her walk by. I would have my stuff out of there by the next day and ive told her her bf sounds like a tool. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 2:12:33 PM | | living well is the best revenge....do your own thing, except do it better, louder, harder and longer, and believe me, she'll notice (if she cares to) and make the first move... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 3:37:37 PM | | Thanks for a great laugh guys and gals.....too much! LOL | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 3:58:52 PM | That's simple I guess she needs some loving go over and say hello.....see if she needs any help  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/14/2007 5:30:40 PM | | Yeah I used to hear my roommate doing it every freaking night. I started to put music on whenever she did it, and I haven't heard her in a long time now - I think she got the hint. I didn't exactly want to say "Hey, can you not moan so loud, it's annoying." The music worked. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/25/2007 11:57:53 AM | | You are so annoyed that you keep putting your ear to the wall in order to hear it? She is normal, and you are perverted. Grow up, and learn to do more than listen covertly. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 9/25/2007 12:44:59 PM | gr8danethor you should wait till she comes in one evening and put something against the wall and turn it on so it vibretes through the wall and start moaning and hollaring ! Then if yall cross paths yall have something to talk about ...  maybe making some plans to get together sometime .  | |
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| and the winner is....
Posted: 10/14/2007 10:07:18 AM | Wow, there are some great posts in here...really funny folks and laughed my ass off.
But the best advice (in my opinion) is gazingatmars, some real wisdom in her post. Kidding aside, this is becoming an increasing problem as our cities grow denser, construction gets cheaper and apartments get smaller.
It may be that she is completely oblivious to what she's doing and if you let her know, she would be mortified - and if that notification came along with your sexual interest in her, she just might freak out making a very awkward and uncomfortable situation.
Conversely, she good be a bit of an exhibitionist and is playing with you. If you like here and her attitude, there might be a door opening...so to speak.
If it were me, I'd follow gazingatmars advice. I'd introduce myself, get to know her in a friendly way and see if there's mutual chemestry - but never mention the secret. If it ends with an intimate encounter, then finally discussing it would be an added bonus with her.
But if you want her to stop or to know, you could introduce yourself sometime and say "You know these walls are very thin and I know we can hear just about everything in the other apartment - so let me know if I'm singing too loud in the shower." If after that she keeps it up (or gets louder), she probably really is teasing you with it all. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 6:47:33 AM | Just an observation but....
70 entries later and only one other person has realized this guy is leaning against the wall to listen. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 9:11:47 AM | when she starts wait until she gets right in the middle of it, then go and knock...odds are she is already having a fantasy that some stranger will come in and f*** her
it probably wont matter who you are by the time you knock and she is primed....you have a shot | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/17/2007 9:44:20 AM | | OK... Wait untill she gets started one time.... go knock on the door(loudly)... when she answers say... Excuse me - I'm -------- from next door, I've been hearing some intriging noises thru the wall lately and I was wondering if you might need some kind of assistance with the situation! (make sure you have a BIG smile and a tent in your pants wouldn't hurt!) | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/17/2007 2:50:23 PM | OMG. Almost thought one of my neighbors were complaining about me. :) I actually haven't gotten a new vibrator since the last one broke-has been five years. The ex use to make sure I was fully equipped with everything you can think of since we were long-distance during various periods due to our jobs. For now, my fingers take care of me well enough and I am really not that loud when I play with myself since I control, you know "the movements".
I always keep the a/c on and the windows open because I like the breeze. And, in my bedroom I only have sheers because the remote control black-out shades is still on the "I want to get" list, $4k-not in my budget now. I am on the 12th floor though. But sometimes, in the middle of the night when I actually have a partner, has been a while, it gets a little loud. You don't really notice what you are doing in the heat of the moment sometimes, nor do you care.
I noticed my neighbor right next to me doesn't keep his shades up anymore, but he does have a girlfriend now and lives in studio and may have the shades down for a different reason. If my walking around naked or any noises I make bother someone, I'd like to know.
I don't think it makes a woman ugly, or that she is ugly, if she masterbates everyday. I don't think I am, and how do you think I survive? Some woman choose not to sleep around and are quite selective, especially in todays society.
IF your neighbor is that loud, knock on the door and tell her she is kind of loud and maybe she can tone it down and be a little more discreet. And, it would be a secret between you and her and gives you the "in", if you wanted. She would be a little embarassed I am sure. I wouldn't make any creepy comments about if she needs you to join her or anything. Gross. I hate it when men make suggestive sexual comments, that is so disrespectful, especially when you are not attracted to them. Yuck. Masterbating is a natural thing and everyone should do it. She might even find you more attractive if you were not to flirt with her and find it nice that you came to her door to let her know that she should stop because she doesn't realize that people can actuall hear her, and the next time she starts playing with herself she may think about you. :) | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/17/2007 5:01:31 PM | what's your address?
i'll bring the beer!
saddle up! and jerk off with her.
knock on her door and introduce yourself, chronic masterbation is a sign of loneliness more than sexual satisfaction. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/18/2007 5:19:10 PM | | Heck let her hear it.. Maybe you 2 will spark something good n juicy. I do want to know where she bought her toy if you can hear it through walls! WHOOHOO! lol | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/18/2007 6:02:00 PM | Well, since the original post was a question of what he should do, I won't relate my own personal experience of neighbors past---well, and one present too.
I guess the thing to do is ask yourself what you'd want done if the situation was reversed. Would you want someone who you have never met knocking on the door while you're about 3 seconds away from release? What would you do if that happened, and how would you feel? I really doubt anyone in here would feel thrilled to open the door in that state and find a neighbor you've never met standing there with a package of AAA's and a leering grin. I'm pretty sure you'd be mortified, and since this is likely the case for all but the sociopathic in here, I'd say that the worst thing you could do is interrupt her. Hell, she may even call the cops on you and tell them that you were peeping or something simply due to her own embarrassment; you don't know what a humilated and embarassed woman caught in a private moment will do, but I sincerely doubt that inviting you in to have sex with you, a man who is at that moment, a complete and total stranger; I doubt that this is very high on that list!
If anything, I'd simply make some noise as many have advised, or ask if your music bothers them, as they advise aw well. I would NOT knock on the door; because even if she is the type receptive to it, it should be after you know one another well enough to at least have had a few conversations.... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/19/2007 4:49:42 PM | Turn about is fair play. Make some noise of your own in concert with hers and see what happens. Dono't fake it either. Break out the lube and see if you two can find an ethereal connection. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/19/2007 5:07:02 PM | | Whatever you do make sure the landlord doesn't find out or your rent will likely go up............ | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/19/2007 5:32:44 PM | Get one of those little hearing aid thingys that they sell on TV so you can hear better and won't have to put the glass up to the wall.. From what I understand you can hear people talking across the street, so that should work, then you will have your hands free to explore other areas !   | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/20/2007 4:25:29 PM | O.K. so, go knock on her door or were gonna pound you..
later. | |
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