| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/20/2007 8:25:15 PM | I would at first figure out her "Schedule". What time does she do it?
Next I would figure out if it is masturbation or a shaving razor. Difficult to do but the shaving razor will be moved around a lot more and change pitch more. You might also hear her moving around. Any sounds or moans that really gives it away.
Many women say they hear nothing when in a good session. Especially when close to the good part. Many even talk and then never rememeber what they say. So I would not try to influence her during a session.
I might get real close to the wall and do my own session prior to exactly the time I figured she might start her own. See if that turns her on. Lil extra moaning might help, make sure the bed squeaks. Call out her name. Say please a lot, Dear God, O' God and Yes, Yes are good.
Figure out a way to meet or greet her in a social sense. Go from there and offer to save battery power. Women of that experience are fun to continue in conjunction with your own equipment in various combos. Do not try to replace her equipment entirely, be the spice and extra zest she wants. Best done after she is finished with the warm up. 
Difficult not to be a hero once she has the rocket off the ground. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/20/2007 11:03:51 PM | I would go out and buy some lube and then knock on her door and explain why you have lube and give it to her. You can never have enough lube.
the giggleparts - true that... true that. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/20/2007 11:28:52 PM |
any suggestions on what to do?
uh huh.. ask 2 'borrow a cup of sugar' the next time she`s 'going at it'..  ..
anyone with similiar experiences?
uh huh.. i bought myself yet another bullet (last 1 'wore out').. i hafta close my bdrm window & put a pillow over my face..  .. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/20/2007 11:53:58 PM | ^^^ I think a more direct route is needed here.... ask if you could borrow a cup of hot sex...
the giggleparts - Seriously | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/21/2007 4:50:13 AM | Buy a large box of batteries and leave them in front of her door with a note saying "With compliments, your neighbor in apartment #123.
;-) | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/21/2007 7:40:14 AM | | Well I think you should just join in from the other side get a little loud and see what happens. Or maybe send her a little care package so you can imagine what she is using then join in. now that would be sexy. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 12/11/2007 2:08:19 PM | I've been in the shoes of the masturbating woman, in this scenario. When I was in university, I shared a suite with three other women. I usually waited until none of them were home, but sometimes they came home mid-O, and they could hear...
My suggestion? Buy her a glass dildo. Wrap it up pretty and leave it on her doorstep.
(That suggestion was partly tongue-in-cheek. That might seem WAY overly creepy... on the other hand, it might just get her off the stupid vibe)
Since I got my glass one, I don't use battery powered anymore. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 12/11/2007 2:08:59 PM | maybe she's getting all out of breath on her life-cycle ?
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N*Love
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Joined: 2/22/2008
Msg: 160 | |
| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/28/2008 10:42:52 PM | LOL>> You don't mind it seems... Are you wondering how to perhaps help her out and throw the old *BOB* in the dumpster???
Try duplicating her actions ...
It might open up some doors for you and her to explore. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/28/2008 11:25:01 PM | i think u should knock at her door and offer to help out hahaha...and if she doesnt want u to...then go to the super and make a complaint about the noise HAHA
never happened ...but it would be really funny styll ...i would bang on the wall all the time prolly haha | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 4:49:25 AM | Leave a brief note on her door simply stating that the walls here are thin...and everybody can hear everything.
She'll get the message. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 5:18:43 AM | | The next time you see her in the hall or going to her car . Say hey I just wanted to let you know our wall's are really thin and I am sure we can both hear everthing the other one is doing.If she does not take the hint she wants you to HEAR everything she is doing. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 5:46:09 AM | Tell us 1971mach1,do you want neighbors to hear what you're doing?Is this a big
turn-on for you? | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 5:50:31 AM | A quick way to see if she wants you to hear or not, is while she is mid flow, just have one loud knock against the wall, and see if she stops the noise for a lil while. If not, try again a little louder, and see if any knocking makes her stop. If it doesnt after a lot of knocking, she probably likes you listening, and maybe you should go introduce yourself when she has finished.
Then the next time you see her, apologise for the noise while moving the furniture  | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 8:18:18 AM | i would introduce myself as a Energizer Battery salesman.
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 1:19:13 PM | | ronnie67 : To answer your question, YES I would love to know someone was listening it would make me cum even more! | |
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Nergal
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Joined: 4/29/2007
Msg: 169 | |
| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 1:22:52 PM | | It could be that she knows you can hear her and is getting off on that knowledge ... it isnt unusual .... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/3/2008 2:44:45 AM | | so jealous. I'd moan w/ her and say "come over" and see what happens | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/3/2008 8:44:27 AM | Definitely two ways of going about it, LOL.
#1 At the height of her pleasure scream into the wall with your loudest most evil voice "Little pig, little pig, let me INNNN!!!!!"
#2 When you think she is really involved in the matter knock on her door with a very authoritative voice "Open up, POLICE!"
Either way results are guaranteed. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/3/2008 8:57:56 AM | ahh, thoughts of making a glory hole.
i had a window facing an apartment having a window as well and this one woman undressed herself to allow me to see a couple times so i showed up at her front door. apprently, previously unknown to me, she was seeing some guy so i left. she then came to my apartment a few days later but i rejected her - i'm just not gonna freely let some woman take advantage of me while she does her two-timing stuff. i've been with enuf two-timing women (i don't know why they think it's acceptable) when i thought at first they were honorable as i give them the benefit of the doubt. i end up dumping them really fast.
here's one option. whenever she starts up her vibrator, get a blender or a grinder and turn it on next to the wall and see if it alters anything. make really load moaning noises. maybe she'll be coming to your door. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/7/2008 12:38:20 AM | lucky there, I'd throw up ,move or tell the landlord to build another wall.Or build one myself , with bricks. I'm on the second floor though looks like I'd be facked....If it was my neighbor! YIKES! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/7/2008 7:34:48 AM |
ok,gr8danethor...buy a package of batteries and leave them at her door with a Note for her! and the recipet in case they are they wrong size..... Now THATS an AWESOME idea, blondago56.....Very tasteful, says you know, and you're interested, I'd go with the batteries outside her door...VERY good Idea | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/14/2008 8:45:58 PM | | Are you for real? Masterbating every night means she's lonely? How about, it's her body and she knows how to enjoy herself. Ugly or fat? The ignorance is so apparent that you assume she isn't screwing a man everynight that something is wrong with her. Get over it, most women know their body and KNOW EXACTLY how to enjoy multiple times. Is a man lonely if he jerks it everyday??? | |
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