| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/14/2008 8:53:14 PM | Just for fun....Maybe one day when you hear her masturbating and she's really into it. Bang on the wall really really hard and scare the sh1t out her....That would really be funny. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/14/2008 9:26:39 PM | | Get dressed up in yer work gear/toolbelt etc & when she's getting to the point of no return go knock on the door & say you've come to replace the exhaust gasket & muffler on her vibrator... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/17/2008 5:49:59 PM | Wait...
Isn't this the plot of a porno? Nevermind, those have no plots. My bad. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/17/2008 5:53:26 PM |
she is very loud and goes on forever, any suggestions on what to do?
Buy a lot of popcorn at Costco, order a few pizzas, and invite your friends over. Or, failing that, there's always YouTube. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/20/2008 6:47:17 PM | | Are you sure it's not her ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH & she has problems with her teeth, so she's in pain? haha. Wouldn't you feel silly then :) But, hey, that's what a good imagination is for! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/20/2008 10:32:34 PM | if you ask her out or something, she might stop because now she knows you're next door..
could end up killing it all. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/21/2008 7:57:50 AM | We had a neighbor that was very loud. To the point we could set up a mic on our lap top and record it quite clearly from our bedroom (no special mic, not against the wall). One night we recorded it, put it online and wrote down the link for them to hear it with an explanation of how we obtained the sound.
We also sent the link to the land lord.
Normaly, if it was once in a while, I wouldn't care and would giggle, but this was an almost nightly thing at all times of the day and week (nothing like hearing "Oh god, F$%K me in the a$$, cream in my hole" at 3 in the morning when you have to be up in 2 hours). It also helped that one of the super intendants managed to hear a session when she picked her 8 year old daughter up from playing with out son at 4 in the afternoon. This was from our front door, their bedroom was upstairs on the other side of the appt.
Needless to say, they didn't live there much longer after that. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 6:15:51 PM | | I'd buy her energizer batteries they keep going and going .. just saying | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 7:39:53 PM | eventually your going to have to grow some balls and talk to her, -(keep the self pleasure part a secret -until she brings it up)   | |
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Dia623
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Joined: 5/13/2008
Msg: 185 | |
| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 7:48:41 PM | "Geeze how many horse power is her vibrator and where did she buy it?!?!?!?!
If you can hear masterbating through the wall - your walls must be paper thin!!
I guess all ya can do is enjoy it and perhaps join in on your side of the wall!! "
-I agree where do you live?!....I mean just for , you know incase I ever need a studio apt? I WON'T move there! lol!
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 11:07:02 PM | OMG do I have to spell this out for you?
BE LOUD! Let her hear it! She will be just as turned on by it as you. You may want to go invest in a little vibrator yourself.
Don't be all creepy and stalkerish. Just do your thing when she does hers.
If you run into her in the hall and she says anything to you, do NOT be embarassed, be honest. Did you..... hear me last night? Yes I did. Actually I've heard you for a couple nights. I thought I'd join in. Only seemed fair. Wanna go out for coffee?
If you act like it's totally normal and natural, she'll feel like it's normal and natural. Women take their lead from men, and I say men not males so understand there is a character reference in there and not just a name tag.
Who knows. She may even hear you and come knocking on your door looking for a real partner. But don't expect it, just enjoy it IF it happens. | |
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