| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/14/2008 8:53:14 PM | Just for fun....Maybe one day when you hear her masturbating and she's really into it. Bang on the wall really really hard and scare the sh1t out her....That would really be funny. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/14/2008 9:26:39 PM | | Get dressed up in yer work gear/toolbelt etc & when she's getting to the point of no return go knock on the door & say you've come to replace the exhaust gasket & muffler on her vibrator... | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/17/2008 5:49:59 PM | Wait...
Isn't this the plot of a porno? Nevermind, those have no plots. My bad. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/17/2008 5:53:26 PM |
she is very loud and goes on forever, any suggestions on what to do?
Buy a lot of popcorn at Costco, order a few pizzas, and invite your friends over. Or, failing that, there's always YouTube. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/20/2008 6:47:17 PM | | Are you sure it's not her ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH & she has problems with her teeth, so she's in pain? haha. Wouldn't you feel silly then :) But, hey, that's what a good imagination is for! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/20/2008 10:32:34 PM | if you ask her out or something, she might stop because now she knows you're next door..
could end up killing it all. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/21/2008 7:57:50 AM | We had a neighbor that was very loud. To the point we could set up a mic on our lap top and record it quite clearly from our bedroom (no special mic, not against the wall). One night we recorded it, put it online and wrote down the link for them to hear it with an explanation of how we obtained the sound.
We also sent the link to the land lord.
Normaly, if it was once in a while, I wouldn't care and would giggle, but this was an almost nightly thing at all times of the day and week (nothing like hearing "Oh god, F$%K me in the a$$, cream in my hole" at 3 in the morning when you have to be up in 2 hours). It also helped that one of the super intendants managed to hear a session when she picked her 8 year old daughter up from playing with out son at 4 in the afternoon. This was from our front door, their bedroom was upstairs on the other side of the appt.
Needless to say, they didn't live there much longer after that. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 6:15:51 PM | | I'd buy her energizer batteries they keep going and going .. just saying | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 7:39:53 PM | eventually your going to have to grow some balls and talk to her, -(keep the self pleasure part a secret -until she brings it up)   | |
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Dia623
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Joined: 5/13/2008
Msg: 185 | |
| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 7:48:41 PM | "Geeze how many horse power is her vibrator and where did she buy it?!?!?!?!
If you can hear masterbating through the wall - your walls must be paper thin!!
I guess all ya can do is enjoy it and perhaps join in on your side of the wall!! "
-I agree where do you live?!....I mean just for , you know incase I ever need a studio apt? I WON'T move there! lol!
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 6/24/2008 11:07:02 PM | OMG do I have to spell this out for you?
BE LOUD! Let her hear it! She will be just as turned on by it as you. You may want to go invest in a little vibrator yourself.
Don't be all creepy and stalkerish. Just do your thing when she does hers.
If you run into her in the hall and she says anything to you, do NOT be embarassed, be honest. Did you..... hear me last night? Yes I did. Actually I've heard you for a couple nights. I thought I'd join in. Only seemed fair. Wanna go out for coffee?
If you act like it's totally normal and natural, she'll feel like it's normal and natural. Women take their lead from men, and I say men not males so understand there is a character reference in there and not just a name tag.
Who knows. She may even hear you and come knocking on your door looking for a real partner. But don't expect it, just enjoy it IF it happens. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 12:16:44 PM | my god........men ask for signs every day, and this one is RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!!
hell, you have nothing to lose, ask if you can join in and give her something better than the vibrator. just have fun with it, and dont be shy. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 12:26:34 PM | If you don't want to ask her out....buy some ear plugs. One or the other should solve the problem!
This thread is too funny! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 12:30:19 PM | I can here my neighbor masturbaring and seh lives 3 miles away! No wait, that's my imagination.
Let me ask this? Can you hear it if your ear isnt pressed up against the wall? LOL | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 12:34:25 PM | I once lived in an apartment building where my upstairs neighbors were 2 very large people,I mean he must have weighed 450 lbs and she wasn`t much lighter.Unfortunately,my bedroom was right under theirs and they had a bed with a metal frame and springs instead of a box spring!Every night at precisely 11:30 I would hear boom-boom-boom squeak scrunch as one climbed into bed and two minutes the same thing as my other light-footed neighbor went to bed.Then precicely 5 minutes later squeek-squeek,squeek-squeek,sqeek- squeek for precisely 20 minutes.There couldn`t have been ANY sound proofing in those floors,it was so loud! Not only was I losing sleep,but the very thought of those two masses of flesh going at it right over my head ended up being more than I could bear!(They moved in after I was already living there)Finally,I went to the hardware store,screwed up my courage and knocked on their door.When answered I introduced myself and informed them of my problem.Then I told them that I could appreciate their having a regular sex life and all,then whipped an oil can out frome behind my back and asked them if they would please oil their damned bed frame!They immediately blushed and whipped back into their apartment,and the very next day a brand new bed,complete with box spring was delivered to their home .Ahh blissful silence!So,you see ,there is always a way to deal with your neighbor`s ,err ,audible emanations! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 9:20:20 PM | | I'd probably get myself off with her and make lots of noise too hoping she would notice. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 9:52:42 PM | Send her a note that says... I envy your toys!
I would introduce yourself.... ASAP!!! Before you soon begin to hear the female AND male sex sounds! By then you will have wished you had made your move sooner!
Toys won’t satisfy her for long; sooner or later she will want the real thing! That could be....YOU if you move on it!
mesg. 191
Oceanman1310... I’d be more worried about the roof caving in on me rather than the boom- boom –boom- squeek-squeek-squeek. lol
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DazzyB
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Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 194 | |
| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/16/2009 6:28:47 AM | | You should bake her a coffee cake deffo, but hide a toy in it too lmao. Beats putting a file in it haha! Also, next time she goes at it, start banging your own headboard against the wall rythmatically and make some load groaning noises lol. Just make sure you got a glass to your ear, against the wall whilst doing it so you can hear the reaction hahahaaa! | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/16/2009 7:23:55 AM | | Bang on the wall the next time, then start masturbating yourself and make loud noises. Then, next time you see her outside the apartment, smile at her and say "that was fun." | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 5/6/2009 12:36:10 AM | You should knock on her door, and tell her to repent! And also through in "Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten!
Truth, let me tell ya bout the birds and the bees-TruthinessInc | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/24/2009 4:46:00 AM | I was invited over to my friends house .
only to find him masturbating on his couch I just turned around and whent back home. | |
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| masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/24/2009 7:12:53 AM | | Go online and find a sales ad for a generator, print it off and then knock on her door (with ad in hand), introduce yourself - explain that your are environmentally friendly and that you are concerned about all the batteries she is going thru! | |
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