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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/23/2007 9:28:50 PM | Truth......you didn't......but now ya did.....And......I don't know if you know.....but I like my hair pulled a little harder.....And I gotta say....I'm thankful you have 2 knees!
More to come.............................. | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/23/2007 9:51:45 PM | Oooh,you two just stepped it up some
Hazel,I'll take a double shot of crown while I observe the fun
oops,that might not have been the waitress' name
Glad she poured me another just the same
Oh yeah,did I mention,the more I drink,the smarter I get
Once I tried to drink till I reached my point of clarity but I lost that bet
I guess you could say I haven't reached it yet 
But I did once play the tune Simple man in the juke box time after time
till I drank myself into a proper state of mind 
(I saw ya when you first walked in...luvz and hugz back atcha Tim) | |
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Posted: 7/23/2007 10:04:57 PM | Here’s a toast to all who grill
Sittin on laps n gettin’ our fill
Gimme some wine and pour me a shot
Scoot over baby, show me what ya got
Truth’s over there...a girl on each knee
Deacon is smilin’....think he’s lookin at me!
Shado sits back.....a grin on his face
Jules and the ladies are setting the pace
What I wanna know is....where is my steak
Gimme some water, my liver needs a break
****it let’s get naked.....oh truth already is
Will someone hold my drink? I gotta take a whiz! | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/23/2007 10:09:30 PM | Truth --- What's up dude? I dropped by to visit. Too much on my mind to write, but I decided to leave a perfect song for your place behind.
"Have A Drink On Me" by AC/DC
Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the tip
We'll get hell to pay
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
CHORUS
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/23/2007 10:14:14 PM | OMG I needed a laugh…thanks Truth
Just exactly what are the laws
governing agreements signed with
invisible ink
Being illegally blonde
I think I fell through a loophole
Medic! Pass the tequila | |
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Posted: 7/24/2007 3:53:09 AM | Things are well man.
Unemployed right now but it's summer time
and the drinks are going down smooth.
Intoxicated, inhebriated,
swilling summer sunshine,
smokin' smelly cigarettes
enjoyed in life's design. | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/24/2007 5:51:27 AM | Stevie Ray Vaughan played there I think
the night was a blurr from way too much drink
we cried with the blues
we yelled and we spewed
We still talk of it now
I don't even know how
we survived it at all
when we started a brawl
And the good ol' boys cheered
there was blood mixed with beer
they're fond memories still
of old Truth's Bar 'n grill.
(Cheers buddy, nice thread...)  | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/25/2007 5:30:06 PM | Too cool to see so many, and since this not My thread........
Pull up a fuckin chair
Sometimes I hate people
all of them
except you of course
and you
Rihanna's hot
to young tho
sometimes tho
we all need an umbrella
you know what I mean?
fuck it...
master bbq
not masterbater
bbq...um...er
Steaks medium, prawns just right
dance with ya baby
all night...
linken par*, bring your whole life alive,
have a Personal intrest, in watching them thrive...
Couple chairs left, come sit on me lap
not you tho Brawn, don't like ya like that
tho if I was fa*, I'd invite ya on ".in"...
meantime tho, lets cradle some sin....
cheers to tha southern beach and all that they teach...
the cellphone reach and the rolling paper crease...
Shit I can be owner but still fucking bounce...
tho if ya gotta ounce I surely won't pounce.....
just re-nonce, "su noij", get it?, "join us"...
Cause I'm all aboot the ass man, of that you can...
Trust.
(pervert, not like That).
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/25/2007 11:19:21 PM | Well, I just got here....
Where ya’ll at?
I need some a those prawns
And a napkin for my lap
Sit right down...
I’ll pour a drink for the us all
They call me half a bottle beth
so, you'll prolly hit the wall!
God damn the music’s good
(it’s linkin’ park me thinks)
turn it up a notch
and gimme another drink!
Let’s groove and grind and play
if you don’t think you can keep tha beat
just follow along with the crowd
but shit, git off my feet!
Pour anothah bartender! (Oh ya, that’s me - er....tonight) | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/26/2007 8:08:27 AM | SUMMERTIME
My life is crying
Tears of chance
Chocolate coated
With friendship
And scented with
Blooming flowers
Between flames
Of laughter
All under
A red parasol
Sipping great wine | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/26/2007 8:57:44 AM |   Might be a little early....but my heart says it isn't so....stopped in for some Tequila....some salt...lemon.....Gooooood!
Put my money in the juke box.......
a tune....I can drink to.............
Corey Stevens.....Blues at sunrise
Got my mind on just one thing...........
wanna drink it off my mind.............
don't wanna hear anyone sing!
Just let the guitar player....go.......
let him do that lovely thing.....he knows
he does it to me everytime...............
with those ten little fingers..............
Just imagine what he could do ..........
with all the other parts..........whooooooohoooooooooooo!
Ok..........bring me another shot........forget the lemon....forget the salt!
I just wanna feel that warm....hard drop........before the song is over.........
hotttttttttttt!
Good way to spend an afternoon.............
kinda leaves a glow...........less gloom!
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/26/2007 9:20:45 AM | Me and the boys find our corner of mega watt madness
we let the hot lights confuse our reasons
as the pretty girls gyrate on the floor moving to me
with every scream and every pounding beat we close in
toothless regulars standing at the trough talking about harleys and conquest
night after night the same stories, and the faces blend into one
A man in the corner chats it up with a woman half his age
Telling lies of empty miracles
She listens and smiles since it's all she knows to do
Last call brings a tired and sweaty mass of bodies moving to it's final chance
Who will I go home with this time and can I still get another beer ?
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. | |
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Posted: 7/28/2007 5:55:31 PM | Cool to see I have guests, just remember, get ur own frikken drinks......
haha
I wondered why I...
don't care anymore
persistent retelling of the same old fuckin sad story
I shot Love in the face
with a shotgun
he/she died....
with no face
guzzled the rest of my 40 ounce bottle of Jack Daniels Malt frikken liquer
waisted a couple shots
lit the fuckin corpse on fire
yeah, I'm like That....
Hightailed it to the neibourhood pub
posi-track burnout out front
parked inside
right next to the pool table
and asked the bouncer..
"what the fuck are you looking at?"
he walked away, maybe it was the shotgun I had
pointed at his face
It was one of those nights...
151 and nowhere to go
'cept down
on a couple waitresses...
I mean really,
what the hell else are they good for?
tho I do like the tips they give me...
like.."my face is up here"...
I always say...
"then what are your tits doing down here"...
they never laugh, or realize how little I could give a fuck.....
Tonight's raw
contract dispute
...and I wanna break something...
mayhap I'll take a trip to this Truth asshole's bar
curious wtf his problem is...
with the rest of us.
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/28/2007 9:50:06 PM | A cowgirl enters the bar
she's not your average type
she's had it all the way up to here
with all the mother f*uckin hype
she strolls slowly to the bar
and sets her hat on down
shots down a glass of tequilla rose
and turns her ass around
she surveys all the goins on
and wonderers at the sites
trying to decided iffin this
is where she belongs tonight
she shots another tequilla down
and picks up her leather hat
and wanders warily back out the door
wondering where her soul is at | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/28/2007 11:02:33 PM | I'm always too late
No one here but the piano guy
And me....
That's ok....I'm gonna sip
the quiet away......
Bartender....A chocolate Martini please..... | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/30/2007 9:39:29 AM | Blue......how are ya? You are a late nighter....I see! Maybe catch up with ya tonite.....I shall be up late.....just know it...is all! 
Maybe takin' a ride tonite....on down to the bar....where Truth resides
Wanna get crazy.....maybe a little stupid!
Wanna hear some good ole' music and maybe dance....a little.........
or maybe alot....depends on the company...and if they are hot!!!!!
Don't wanna hear no sorry sad songs......
Just play me some good ole CCR..............
Rockin' and rollin' until late at night!
I shall have a buzzzz on......before I do there reside!
Gimme a beer....nice ....cold and frosty........
A man with a smile.....and not a frosty heart!
He can tell me his story......as I listen and smile.........
hope he knows what he is getting into......
hope he lives within a mile.........!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 7/30/2007 10:10:06 AM | Well, I'm a waitress you see (LOL, truth) and I have a new gig at night now.
I make much better money at this restaurant than I did at the other.....
I need a real job....but for now....I get tips.....lol.....( my clothes stay on!!!) | |
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Posted: 7/30/2007 10:18:04 AM | Hola.....Blue......good to see ya! You need to talk to me.....I have a question......loll....
Life is not easy ....for ladies now days....
Hard to make it all fit....and pay the bills!
I know of this dang mess....as have lived it!
Ladies with children....and they put their heart in it!
Seems to me.....we need a special.....place
For all of the same....to unwind....have a drink!
Maybe I shall start one....just for you my friends!
I have been there and done that....my son is off on his own!
19 years.....worked hard to pay the bills.....
Worries and frets all my own...no regrets!
Sayin' when it all is said and done!
you shall.....finally feel good.....
say ..."Job ....Well done!"
hugs Blue! jules | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/30/2007 10:59:30 AM | I, a stone
cast a lifetime ago
my bed is the soil
washed by rain
the sun blanketed me
and I gleam.
in time,
the jagged edges shall go
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/30/2007 10:59:44 AM | Well, you won't hear me complain or **** or moan
It's a life I suppose I've chosen
I have more friends now....and more knees to sit on
(hell even if it's only HIS...that's two more than last night)
It barely pay my bills....but we're never hungry
I can still buy a beer (and one for you and you and you)
Plus.....I can kick your ass in 9-Ball....(and you and you and you)....
Put the quarters in while I line us up (some shots.....)
I'll drink you under the table too (it's my DNA)
All we need is the prawns I keep hearing about in here
And a mastabbqer to spread some sauce on my ribs......
Mmmmmmmm...... | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/30/2007 11:07:09 AM | dang......masteabbqer to spread some sauce on your ribs.......
mmnnnnnnnnnnnn...sounds like one hell of a dish....for some Truth seekin soul!
Alright....meet cha here tonite......
We shall have some fun.....
Hope that Truth plays some music!
better git the hot tunes playin'
Old Rock n' Roll......and we aint sayin'
just let me hear some good ole' Rock n ' Roll!
Think his name is Bob.....damn I love him so!
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Posted: 7/31/2007 7:43:10 AM | To quote Mr. Zorg ( Gary Aldman ) from the movie "The Fifth Element":
"Hmmmmmmm,... I know this tune,.... now, let's change the beat!"
- LET'S GO A'VIKING TRUTH! -
Truth my friend wipe that sauce from your mouth!
Sven's feeling Horny, Olaf says sail south!
The viking strakes loaded and ready to sail,
So grab all your gear cause we've got mead and ale
We're off to the places that other men dream
To find lot's of loot and make some hotties scream
Forget all that sauce and barbeque desire
Let's go raid some places and raise a true fire!
Roast boar and bull as we make the girls dance
While sissy men quake at our Viking advance!
Then nights of debauchery, lecherous fun
Doing things unheard of when there is no sun!
The longship is here so hussle! no draggin!
Come join the adventure and then you'll be braggin
About all the things you did that were so odd
That you'de raise an eyebrow from the Marquie Dessad!
- Erik - Hahahahaha,.... SKOAL my brother!    | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/31/2007 8:17:21 AM | I'm not a party girl..but sure do understand the emotions behind the poem.
Yes, it is import to enjoy life as but as possible. Take care...happy day to you. | |
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| Truth's Bar 'n Grill........
Posted: 7/31/2007 1:36:18 PM | My True Bar Tale
Worked till midnight
Thought I’d stop at the bar
Just a few blocks from home
So if I had any to many
I’d walk and just leave the car
I like some vodka barman!
A screwdriver if you will
Someone next to me spoke,
I turned to see who is talking
I just grinned at the shill
“Scotch is a real man’s drink
Hello, my name is Bill.”
Bartender! A Scotch and soda
for this poor man to drink
That concoct-shin he ordered
Should be poured down the sink
A booth behind us just emptied out
we jumped at the chance
In this crowded bar to get us a seat
Was a tough night at work
I was dead on my feet
Two new women strolled in
Slowly walked up the bar aisle
Bill motioned they come over
“Sit down and chat for a while”
Introductions I’m Pam, I’m Jill
Hello, I’m Alex, this is Bill
We all know
bar names are factitious
No need to get suspicious
Pam leaned over the table
To whisper in Jill’s ear
I heard every word she said
Because I’m sitting so near
“I just saw you husband
peeking in through the front door!”
I gasped,
“You didn’t say you were married!”
I wish I could crawl in a hole in the floor
The reflex motion of my eyebrows
revealed my surprise
I spun around and looked at him
He looked evil, I’m telling no lies
I felt like an innocent bystander
Don’t deserve to have my butt kicked
Things are going to get pretty ugly
If I don’t make my move real quick
“Out of my way woman!”
I had to bump her off the seat onto the floor
Ran like a thief to the back of the bar
Past boxes of empties and out the back door
Where the hay…did I park my car?
I ran toward home down the dark ally
I could still hear the juke box
Playing “Long Tall Sally”
I could see me in my grave
Pushing up lilies of the valley
Thought it a wise decision to leave the car
To save my skin I agree
Never ever went back to drink at that bar
And this is the truth, so help me
Warning
If you ever meet a man
Named ”Bill” at the bar.
Wear you running shoes
And tell the barman,
“Leave the back door ajar”
I’m sober now
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