| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/29/2007 9:34:13 PM | There are sites for this sort of thing. But even those people do NOT introduce the subject of hardcore BDSM on the first meeting. In fact, it's a sign that there is something very, very wrong. Even men who go for this sort of thing would avoid such a woman like a plague of locusts.
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/30/2007 3:09:05 AM | | You never know what you may be missing until you try it. You should have indulged her in the conversation a bit..maybe it was a scare tactic or a joke..if she was serious, I say 'try anything once'. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/30/2007 7:21:36 AM | hmmm penis in the cheese grater i wonder if Loorena Bobbit is wondering whether she should have gone this route instead
Yeah it's hard to say unless you know the girl if she was just trying to get rid of you, or if she was testing your boundaries or if she was serious but I believe I would have bolted as the OP did because anything like that is enough to scare ya. She sounds like she may have some issues. YIKES I have heard alot of kinky things but that is just wrong, that is up there on my list of wrongs.... | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/30/2007 1:58:45 PM | OMG that's hilarious!!!  I've been into the BDSM lifestyle for years and have NEVER heard of anyone using a cheese grater... Hmmmm... I wonder if the handle was covered in leather. I personally think it was a shock question, to get your reaction... Being a Dom, I'd said no anyways... LOL. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/30/2007 2:07:18 PM | I've heard of this cheese grater stuff before.... glad i'm not alone Joquer.
But i thinks its very strange..... most definately not for me.
Least she was upfront and honest what she was after. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/31/2007 7:43:51 PM | OMG!!! ooch.
Well, with a profile like that....you probably could tell she was into something different. But, yea...that is a little too different. It doesn't sound pleasurable either...LOL. That is a first for me and I have heard alot. I thought you were going to say something like she wanted to spit in my mouth, sit on my face or butt f^&k me with a dildo. No...a cheesegrater....that is a little much. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:18:22 AM | OP...finally I found you...you ran out in such a hurry i forgot to tell you what else I wanted to do...see i have this pet goat...he has a really long tongue...and loves peanut butter....dont be so conservative...explore...you me..my rusty cheeze grator....a goat name charlie and some vicodin ....could be fantastic. 
OMG....some people take getting to know ya a little far...she is obviously telling too much on the first date. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:56:51 AM | Well, This funny, I would have been running,
But I guess next time a girl tells you she is "kinky"
Ask her if she uses the feather or the whole chicken.
since . This brings to mind something I heard from a client.
Do you know the difference between Kinky and Perverted
Kinky is with the Feather
Perverted is the whole Damnmm Chicken | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 11:27:19 AM | Okay, hold on I have to clean the water I was just drinking off my monitor....
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Okay, now going back to the part where you ran. Very smart, at least she warned you.
Cheese graters, and the family jewels don't go together, not even in the same sentence matey.
Later that night after you were laying in bed your nuts secretly thanked you and are greatful for a safeguarding master to this day. Stay strong, and keep using caution, I may need these forums info one day if I am ever faced with this strangely unusual predicament. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 12:01:15 PM |
1. cheese wheel
Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode
Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants.
2. cheese wheel
A short fat dick. reference Ron White.
She wants my cheese wheel.
Either way, are you sure she wasn't just trying to scare you away? Really, now, how many guys are going to stick around to find out the truth after a comment like that?
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More from Urban Dictionary...
1. cheese grater
When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!
Man, last night I let some bogan ***** suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!
2. cheese grater
a ***** wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis
Dun get wit that *****, she's a cheese grater.
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 12:10:58 PM | What a lost opportunity. Cheese grinder. I would have ask her to embellish a little and that you were a good boy that believed in the golden rule. So if she wanted to do that to you, she must allow you to try it on her, well, your own version of something kinky.
First of all I think she was teasing, having fun, testing you. It would have been quite a memorable evening.
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