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 Chivo_diablo

Joined: 7/25/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 1:10:42 PM
I would have asked to show me what she had in mind with the cheesegrater on her clit...
 gazingatmars

Joined: 8/16/2006
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 1:25:48 PM
This is why you always go to a public place on a first date... so you can scare him away and finish his drink! lmao

Seriously though, that is outta this world. I still have hard time picturing that sentence coming out of someone's mouth. She must have been joking...she had to be. Either way...not funny.... Scary.
 Theonly1!

Joined: 5/1/2007
Msg: 78
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 1:30:15 PM
Maybe she has been with a lot of men you did not clean their genitals very well and she considers her mouth to be a cheese grater...

It's Friday, leave me be!
 iwnt2hvfun2

Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 79
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 3:31:30 PM
That is just f----g crazy right there
 hummee

Joined: 5/20/2005
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 5:22:29 PM
I would be interested in knowing what the lady had in mind for you to do to her.

Kinky is OK, transfusion by kitchen appliance is a whole 'nother thing.
 writer59

Joined: 3/7/2006
Msg: 81
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 5:32:36 PM
Gives new meaning to the term "abrasive personality"!
 dwight1055

Joined: 6/19/2006
Msg: 82
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 7:07:39 PM
..that was funny!
 darkjedi1

Joined: 8/8/2007
Msg: 83
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 7:08:31 PM
Not my kind of thing, but who is to say if its right or not? IF it doesnt involve kids, animals, or something that is dead, then it shouldnt be wrong. If someone doesnt like it they dont have to participate.
 medana

Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 84
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 7:29:11 PM
she's a freak, but that's ok. u should tell her to go to bondage.com where people r into that kind of kink. she'll find plenty.

u poor thang

he he he

one time a guy came to the lunch date w some kind of mechanism clinching his testicles very tightly. i didnt know, he told me, then he gave me a chain, under the table, to pull, explaining to me how that tightens it even more and causes him excruciating pain, but he liked it.

hey, it was a first, but i was curious. i definitely pulled on the chain, and he was turning purple/red/green. i couldn't believe this huge 6ft5 man was into as much kink as he admitted to me. i ended up totally breaking the chain, then he begged me to beat him up, which i did, in the parking lot, w his belt, while he was 'groveling' at my feet, the way he described it

lolol

well, it was definitely interesting and unique, but i didnt date him after that.

that was the most out there exp i had he he he
 MIG2MAN0

Joined: 8/4/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 7:49:01 PM
wow, what a freak good move getting out
 betterlate

Joined: 12/22/2006
Msg: 86
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/24/2007 11:41:18 PM
troll? Mommy leave the cheese grater out? Couldnt think of anything else to make up?

What a load of BS!!!

Come on all of you suckers, cant you see through BS?

Not buying it!

BL
 SweetlilNative

Joined: 6/24/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 4:14:03 AM
I really hope she wasn't serious. either way, it was a good call to run.
 searchinglove

Joined: 7/6/2007
Msg: 88
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 4:34:39 AM
omg..(wiping the tears off my face from laughing so hard) sorry dude but i have to laugh at that one..

i seriously would like to know if she said it with a straight face.. because honestly if i was trying to blow a guy off because i wasn't interested in him by saying what she did, i wouldn't be able to without laughing my azz off.
 henryk1000

Joined: 8/19/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 5:29:09 AM
sorry i had to laugh but when i read this i nearly choked drinking my beer i herd of kinky sex but this takes the biscuit you should have told her i wiil tie you up and blind fold you say im going to shave your pubes or somthing with cut throte razor the see if she runs away i think when she met you you was not her type so she made this excuse
 Krissy_10

Joined: 8/19/2007
Msg: 90
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 8:16:59 AM
OMG that's scary.
 mogrl42

Joined: 4/16/2007
Msg: 91
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 8:21:04 AM
lol,I think the cheesegrater was a little too much for you .
 windsprite1

Joined: 6/29/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 9:00:24 AM
Rule #1 for dating, online or whatever: Be SURE to define words you aren't sure what the speaker means.. i.e. kinky. It can go from just fun stuff to really warped behavior!
 MtLoopHiker

Joined: 8/6/2005
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 9:30:36 AM
I've gotta learn to put my glasses on before I read threads. At first I thought she wanted to tie up and blindfold you, and then rub a cheeseburger on your privates.

I was thinking, hm, maybe she just has a Ronald MacDonald fetish. Boy was I wrong.
 slideforlife

Joined: 3/6/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 10:53:22 AM
Wow, I hope she cleans the thing up before inviting friends for dinner


mmffff...
what do you think she sprinkles over the salad?

"i'll play the cook"
Titus Andronicus

 hardcoredaydreamer

Joined: 8/17/2005
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 11:30:50 AM
aw that's well gross. good thing you legged it mate. freaking cheese grater? would you even recover from that? Ooooooooouch
 ~Hydro~

Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 96
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 11:50:32 AM
sounds like this wacko has watched Hostel one too many times.
 hardngood

Joined: 2/22/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 12:28:00 PM
you DID pay the tab before you ran out like a little girl??!!!
 KitchenWitch5

Joined: 4/6/2007
Msg: 98
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 5:25:21 PM
Sheesh. Have we gotten so far out there that we can't all just get by with good ol' meat 'n' potatoes normal sex? What happened to getting it on like average horny homo sapiens, hmm? Do we have to involve cutlery? Come on!
 ~Hydro~

Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 99
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 5:59:30 PM
^^^

Priceless


you rock!
 OutMind

Joined: 2/13/2007
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 8/25/2007 7:03:10 PM

Sheesh. Have we gotten so far out there that we can't all just get by with good ol' meat 'n' potatoes normal sex? What happened to getting it on like average horny homo sapiens, hmm? Do we have to involve cutlery? Come on!


I guess you've never tried it with a meat grinder.
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