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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 6/8/2008 5:24:45 PM | I think it was very honestly of her to share what she really wanted. A lot of people never can tell their partners what REALLY turns them on.
I know my kinks and I'm willing to share them with my partners. If they aren't into that then they aren't into that. It's something that SHOULD be done though... | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 6/27/2008 11:08:28 AM | I think ill use that line when i dont like my date... lmao... then he can exit swiftly too!!!
" i want to tie u up and rub a cheesegrater on your privates and draw b;lood"
lmao | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 6/27/2008 10:51:50 PM | | I agree with the other posters who said this would be a good way to end a bad date and not make him feel rejected. Lol. Just scare the guy away. Would definitely work with me. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/2/2008 11:59:48 PM | | LOL.She sounds great.I would have let her do it to me.I'm a bit of a sexual masochist.I hear stories such as these and think some guy have all the luck.Mostly every woman I have known are so vanilla. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/3/2008 12:43:19 PM | Gut reaction is if he'd said "Yea" to the cheese-grater / BLEEDING game, when he was all tied up like a little piggie, she would pulled out her portable BANDSAW and invited all her friends over for a weinie roast the next night. Pork chops. Ribs. All you can eat. BYOB!!
She was either yankin your chain to check your reaction or she's an undiscovered serial killer.
Mind games OR sausage you wuz right to run!! | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/10/2008 7:52:45 AM | Abstractrelation said:
She then said what she'd really like to do to me that night was tie me up and blindfold me and rub a cheesegrater on my privates and draw blood...I wouldn't say I am narrow minded but please tell me this isn't right or am I missing something?
OK. This isn't right.
For *you*.
Are you missing something? No, not if you have no masochistic leanings, yearnings, or fantasies. But there a plenty of men out there who would love you to pass along her phone number.
It's strange that a generation after the "Summer of Love", the free-sex 60's and 70's, the "sexual revolution", so many are still disturbed by atypical sexual behavior.
Look, anyone who's taken more than a nanosecond to look at my screen name has a pretty good idea what I'm into. But there are still fetishes which have no appeal to me (I *still* don't grok furries, but hey, they like it!!). And that's OK. It works for the people into them.
It would be nice if we as a culture could get to the point when confronted with someone into what we're not where we said, "Oh, that's interesting, but it has no appeal to me." So much nicer, I think, than choking on one's drink and bolting out the door.
A word of advice: The next time someone says - or even implies - that they're a bit kinky, find out what the kink is then and there. Because there's a very wide world of kink. And more and more folks are out there enjoying them every day.
D.
"Everything you do is evil for somebody."
- Joseph Campbell | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/10/2008 8:26:26 AM | | Actually, I get that a lot of people are into alternate forms of stimulation, even some pain, but when it crosses the line and you're being mutilated to the point that you should need medical attention or are possibly causing permanent damage to yourself or others, that's NOT a sexual fetish but some deeper issue that needs attention. Society has to draw the line somewhere or people could just walk around maiming and murdering whoever they felt like since that also causes sexual arousal for those that do it. The problem here is that the people with the problem are in complete denial and believe that it's just a "fetish" of some sort. There are many illegal sexual activities that people will justify to the bitter end because it's okay in their minds. This doesn't make it normal or right. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/10/2008 8:37:43 AM | Wow, a cheesgrater, eh? That's pretty harsh, dude.
I mean, I could see if she went 'easy' and was talking about a garlic press, or somethin' like this., but a cheesegrater , no way.
well, either way, she had her own 'special ' way of ending the date,, now didn't she?
I like strong women, but this is a wee bit over the top....
 `~~~~~~~~~ 'Kimbo ``````````````````````````` | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/10/2008 10:04:44 AM | "She then said what she'd really like to do to me that night was tie me up and blindfold me and rub a cheesegrater on my privates and draw blood."
Nothing tastier on my spaghetti then some fresh grated mozzerel with spicey scrotum bits. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/10/2008 10:37:23 AM | gotta be the funniest post i've read in a long time
OP...finally I found you...you ran out in such a hurry i forgot to tell you what else I wanted to do...see i have this pet goat...he has a really long tongue...and loves peanut butter....dont be so conservative...explore...you me..my rusty cheeze grator....a goat name charlie and some vicodin ....could be fantastic.
whats your Goat called LoriMac, and had you got a lady goat | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/13/2008 1:48:07 AM | In what way did she scare you? Being dominant or the rolepart? Or was it the painpart (painpart totally understandable). Maybe you are no secure in your role as a man that dominant women scare you, that would be my guess if it is because of the dominant part that you choke your drink. And if it is the rolepart then I assume you are scared of unknown things.
And besides, I thought when a person was dominant that this is something you are and not something you play?! But as I state below, I doubt what she wanted to do with you is just "dominant"... If that is what dominant people does then I don't know what...
As for this part:
"She then said what she'd really like to do to me that night was tie me up and blindfold me and rub a cheesegrater on my privates and draw blood."
I think it sounds like she is more than just dominant, BDSM:ist? BDSM. And that however can scare the best man away because then the man she is with requires to like pain and I don't think so many men like that kind of pain... | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/13/2008 1:56:24 AM | Is anyone ever on the same plain as me? She got free drinks all night you ding-a-ling! Telling you she wanted to use the cheese grater
on you was her strategic and pre-planned method of getting rid of you once she had her fill. | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/13/2008 2:07:44 AM | OMG that just make me laugh right out loud.
I think that is the best line I have ever heard.
My luck though the guy would say "Oh baby, that sounds fantastic"
Then I would have to run away  | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/13/2008 2:52:41 AM | Boy, kink is relative. I ran into a guy on another thread that referred to using a toy that required batteries as "kinky."
I have no trouble at all in believing the story is true as written. Check this out; I had heard of this, so I googled it: Butterfly Board: "A butterfly board is a sex toy used in some play piercing games. It comprises a card or wooden board with a hole cut to the shape of the male genitalia. The board is placed over the genitals and the skin of the edges of the penis and scrotum is pinned with needles or nails to it.
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/14/2008 12:59:56 AM | | I don't know? A cheese grater sounds like a nice trip to the ER!!! That's a little more than kinky in my book!! Perhaps she has anger issues against men!!! Thank goodness you made an exit or your story would have been a little longer! | |
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| my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/14/2008 2:28:34 AM | | Damn, the ol' cheesegrater to the balls routine. If I had a nickel for every time a girl told me she wanted me to bleed for her.. well actually that's never happened before. I have to admit, while rough sex is 1 thing, a f*cking cheesegrater on your balls? Is she kidding? That's... I'd rather have sex with a UFC fightin chick that can't tell the difference between the bed and the ring than take a cheesegrater to the balls. | |
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