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 GuitarGuy_

Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 51
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Posted: 8/11/2007 5:16:07 PM
I feel sorry for your husband.


:(
 Rapidfire

Joined: 4/6/2007
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Posted: 8/11/2007 5:28:09 PM
No guy "assumes" that. And if you got a guy with dried pee on his penis, I'd stay far away from it.
 LovinTiger

Joined: 7/4/2006
Msg: 53
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Posted: 8/11/2007 5:53:54 PM

I got nothin', I'm sorry.

I'm just utterly baffled by the notion of an openly sexual person being disgusted by oral sex.

I just..
yeah.
nothin'


 TickleMehPink

Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 54
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Posted: 8/11/2007 6:35:35 PM
Not to sound like a whore.... lmao but if you give you SHALL recieve. lol thats all im gunna say.
 Wullis

Joined: 7/2/2006
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Posted: 8/11/2007 8:29:13 PM
All I have to say is if I wake up with my Crotch crowing at 6 am................I scheduling a recircumsision forthwith

 willynkitty

Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 56
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Posted: 8/15/2007 6:53:36 PM
geshhhhhhhhh If your planning on having sex Im sure the person or know the person should take a shower.. make sure they are squeaky clean too.. who would even think of a person not being clean,, thats sick.. and as for dried pee,, most me ,, especially if they know they are having sex will keep their "roosters clean " leave some wipes in your bathroom and you can use them too so your fresh and clean also.. x nurse here lol
 musicjunky1967

Joined: 6/3/2007
Msg: 57
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Posted: 8/15/2007 6:56:39 PM
Rooster? Why am I suddenly thinking about Alice In Chains instead of BJ's?

Seriously, you have to wash up down there. There could be all kinds of funk going on down there. Respect the woman....wash that rooster!
 kreuztraeger

Joined: 10/5/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 9/12/2007 12:47:54 AM
OP, oral sex usually happens before real sex in most relationships, especially when you're younger. I have to ask you: Have you ever received oral sex?

A woman giving a man fellatio is far more sanitary than a man giving a woman cunnilingus. Think about it for a second.


Think about it guys, would YOU want to suck "Rooster"?


Suck my own? You mean auto-fellatio? Actually, I suck my own penis every once in a while. I can't reach very far down the shaft, but it feels good! I've never felt disgusted by it. It's just my own body. It's clean. Even if you lick inside the urethra. There's no harm because it's sterile. I don't have any STDs that could transfer elsewhere.

If I can do it to myself and it's not disgusting, then you can do it to me!
 Imperturbable

Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 59
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Posted: 9/12/2007 1:06:12 AM

OK guys, I have to ask...
Why do men automatically think that if a woman wants to have sex with him, that she wants to put his "Rooster" in her mouth?
Why do men think that if a womans interested in him, that he'll get his "Rooster" sucked?
Think about it guys, would YOU want to suck "Rooster"? Nope, didn't think so. It's disgusting and let's face it, not all men are clean down there.
I don't want no man's dried pee going in my mouth.



This should be a matchmaking criterion.

No, really. I'm serious. There needs to be a way to weed out the obsessive-compulsives, phobics, and prudes on this site.
 wodehousefan2

Joined: 9/12/2007
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Posted: 9/17/2007 4:30:45 PM
Intelligent guys wash their rooster after taking a leak. If his****is too dirty to go in your mouth, it shouldn't go into your vagina either.
 semilucid

Joined: 8/24/2007
Msg: 61
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Posted: 9/17/2007 5:32:44 PM
After reading her profile,I would not let her mouth near my "johnson", you could wind up "Bobbitized"
 RockOn!

Joined: 8/2/2007
Msg: 62
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Posted: 9/17/2007 5:52:33 PM
hey, wait, I have TMJ,
it has never been a problem,
that's all I'm sayin
 PrimandProper

Joined: 7/27/2007
Msg: 63
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Posted: 9/17/2007 6:14:05 PM
Wowser, I actually feel sorry for the guys when it comes to oral sex!!! Performing for a guy, no problem, treat it like a lollipop but the poor guys having to go down to the oyster.. that would be worse.. I'm not a guy and am not gonna tell them not to do it thats for sure but I feel more sorry for their deed than ours hahahaha....

Why ask such a silly question if you are married anyways?? He obviously doesnt mind but it is just a natural occurence when it comes to sex, even for the prudest of people..!!
 YourDarkAngel

Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 64
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Posted: 9/17/2007 8:27:21 PM


mrsjcc0312
I tried to post just the question of " If a woman shows sexual interest in a man, why does he always assume that he'sa gonna get a bj out of it?".


Because none of the women I've been with ever had a problem with it, and I've been honest and up front that's what I like having done to me. No ambiguity, just oral pleasure.

I'm sure if the man in question was a celebrity or of similar high status, you'd have less qualms about being prudish, but that's just a guess . . . but then again, I've known women who acted puritanical in daily life, but gave it up once they believed a man of some fame and fortune might shower them with some of their wealth and luxury.
 mrjerrylee

Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 65
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Posted: 9/23/2007 11:23:04 PM
OP, were you a former man?
pic1 is tranny looking
 atomikcomik

Joined: 1/1/2007
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Posted: 9/23/2007 11:30:23 PM
so, i guess putting it in your ass is out of the question too, huh?

hey, it's gotta be dirtier than the old meat flute.
 Bene elim

Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 67
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Posted: 9/24/2007 3:15:34 AM
Whether a woman wants my dingaling in her mouth or not I'magonna put it in! And she a gonna like it and I'm a gonna turn her throat into the French Tunnel!

Pffft! Women are a fine one to talk! They taste like sheeps eyeballs! Even worse! From what I've been told anyway.
 cedar77

Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 9/24/2007 4:24:48 AM
OK guys, I have to ask...
Why do men automatically think that if a woman wants to have sex with him, that she wants to put his "Rooster" in her mouth?
Why do men think that if a womans interested in him, that he'll get his "Rooster" sucked?
Think about it guys, would YOU want to suck "Rooster"? Nope, didn't think so. It's disgusting and let's face it, not all men are clean down there.
I don't want no man's dried pee going in my mouth.

I think you are dating the wrong type of guys if this is your experience and your attitude.
Your post is degrading to men , and don't do anything you don't want to do.
 Fairybread

Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 69
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Posted: 9/24/2007 5:46:39 AM

I have a severe case of TMJ, and my jaw has a tendancy to lock up.


So do I dear, but it has never stopped me from pleasing a man. But then again, I am not a selfish person.

away!
 islgurl

Joined: 10/22/2005
Msg: 70
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Posted: 9/24/2007 6:07:04 AM
WHAT a weird thread....this poster is on site for SEXUAL pleasure with men, and her hubby, with women, yet she disses the very organ that she "wants" ... ("thick, well-endowed")...WTH??? She enjoys watching blow jobs on her partner....but thinks the penis is unappealing?

UMMMM...I think we've all been "had" here...gotta be a jokester thread. Right?
 cjgregory

Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 71
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Posted: 9/24/2007 6:13:46 AM
kreuztraeger wrote:

Actually, I suck my own penis every once in a while. I can't reach very far down the shaft, but it feels good!


Now that's desperate.

PrimandProper wrote:

Wowser, I actually feel sorry for the guys when it comes to oral sex!!!.....
I feel more sorry for their deed than ours hahahaha....


You feel sorry for us? I can't even think with that. There is absolutely nothing for you to feel sorry for us about. It's quite yummy.
 Fairybread

Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 72
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Posted: 9/24/2007 6:14:49 AM

UMMMM...I think we've all been "had" here...gotta be a jokester thread. Right?


I think so.

Some great "marriage" this woman has!
 JanuaryMoon

Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 73
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Posted: 9/25/2007 7:58:09 AM
If you are with a guy you find gross, then NO... but damn... I dont think Id date a guy that Id have such concerns about his cleanliness, let alone have sex with him. Who the Heck are you dating anyway and why are you sleeping with them?

I have NEVER found it gross or thought about ANY of the things you said in that way... until now!!! I always liked it, as a matter of fact and found it an intimately rewarding act in the end, usually never one sided. I think I may be forever damaged now though... damn!

And his ROOSTER? Who calls it that? That makes it even WORSE. Roosters are nasty dirty things, the connotation itself is even gross. Blech If you do need to date someone that doesnt know how to bathe, then TELL him to shower before hand, I am quite sure he wont mind if it means putting his "ROOSTER" *cough* in your mouth. I cannot even believe I have referred to a mans penis as a ROOSTER now *hands on head in shame*

*MOon~*
 atomikcomik

Joined: 1/1/2007
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Posted: 9/28/2007 6:57:40 AM
i hate it when that little piece of skin that holds your tongue to the bottom of your mouth gets sore. man that sucks, but i won't stop. i like to refer to eating out as painting the fence, that way i can talk about it in public, and no one knows what the hell i'm talking about. they just look at me like i'm retarded and really loves to paint fences.
 Ron_mahogany

Joined: 9/24/2007
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Posted: 9/28/2007 7:25:08 AM
Maybe the men you have sex with are dirty hippies?

A good man cleans and trims so you WANT to put his penis in your mouth.

You think we like swallowing mouthfulls of your haddock scented hallway juice?
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