| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/18/2007 7:05:09 AM | | I want you to stay away from my hen house or I am calling peta! | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/18/2007 7:07:36 AM | Hmmm 'Mrs' Jcc is it?
Lucky old Mr Jcc to have you as his wife.
Most of the women I've had as lovers in my life have loved sucking me and I've loved performing oral sex on them. We have revelled in each other's sexuality and enjoyed giving each other pleasure.
I am house-trained as all of my lovers have been.
You can't even say the word 'penis' you idiot.
Let's face it too, not all men are clean 'down there' and not all women either. Most people take a shower on a regular basis you dope.
If he's got any brains, Mr Jcc will leave you for a woman who actually has a positive attitude towards lovemaking.
I would have kicked you to the kerb the minute you disrespected my sexuality. | |
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jmedic
| Joined: 10/8/2007 Msg: 103 | |
| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 2:07:08 AM | | i have to rate this as the number 1 most idiotic post ever(so far). are you kidding me with this? your joking, right? before you start spewing crap out of your mouth(not a pun) anymore, try this on for size. it's part of sex, period. maybe not you, but most women expect guy's to go down on them and that's a fact. your reference to would we want to suck rooster, come on, we dive into that musty, stinky(yes, they all have an odor), sometimes hairy, sloppy, gooey, do you want me to go on? most of us do that to please thwoman and yes, some do expect a return favor, so what. equating our penis with your snott cave is retarded. now go wash up your husband and ****buddies and do them all. | |
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marcob
| Joined: 10/4/2007 Msg: 104 | |
| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 8:38:36 AM | dried pee?
wtf????????????
is this chick disturbed, insane, or both? | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 10:39:27 AM | you don't like the penis??? Try putting your face close to an angry Vagina...then you'll know real fear.
For the record, if my rooster won't end up in your mouth at some point I'm simply going to move on to someone with a few less hang ups!
For the record, not only is this thread redundant, it's also in the wrong forum...and it "sucks". | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 11:30:48 AM | So I guess the OP doesn't think much of Golden Showers if she has a thing about dried pee.  | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 11:33:45 AM | | What in the bloody hell is a "Rooster", and why do you then say "Rooster" several more times in your post? | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 11:43:26 AM | | MrsJCC, not only do I never expect favors in return, I sure as heck wouldn't want to kiss a woman after she did something as toxic as you describe and I like kissing. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 11:47:27 AM |
MrsJCC, not only do I never expect favors in return, I sure as heck wouldn't want to kiss a woman after she did something as toxic as you describe and I like kissing.[ /quote]
C'mon Big Boy! Dats why I gots the Listerine! | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 11:51:28 AM | | Well ...a gentleman will usually shave and shower first before making love. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 11:57:29 AM | OP your post just about made me gag! What kind of men have you been with?? Apparently, hygiene was not at the top of their list!
Make them go shower first and offer them a set of clippers! Geezus! | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 12:02:01 PM | | BTW, one of the secrets to being a good lover is to use catch 22, what ever you do for a woman she actually has to like it. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 12:02:25 PM | I think you mean a "Gentleman will shave and shower first, before visiting that hooker"
However a Gentleman always shaves and showers before a date. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 12:06:01 PM | | Poor Santa, do you think he never gets lucky? | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 12:15:20 PM | | Ummm how on earth did I make that impression? I never went to a hooker. why would a guy need to shave for a hooker, resorting to sex like that is selfish act for a guy, the woman gets her gratification from monetary compensation. I would shave and shower before a date, on a first date or the first few dates a gentleman doesn't expect intimacy. I had a long term relationship with a woman who knew how to tell me she wasn't in the mood for making love, after I would shower she would say "why are you shaving tonight"? The woman I'm referring to never returned certain favors she liked lot, I never felt like I was missing out. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 1:06:15 PM | Msg.1
Well -Op, would you prefer his wet pee going down your mouth? Would that end your "rooster" phobia? You know guys have phobias about "kitty" licking as well. And not all women are clean down there as well.
All I can say to any of this is personal hygene, is a matter of that person. But do have the good grace to call a Penis a Penis, please. If a person is oral phobic, then their orall phobic, and call that what it is, please. If a person doesn't enjoy the taste of semen or lathered labia, then thats a matter personal, as well. But its a loss for sure.
But lets not get into swapping saliva, without brushing, flossing, and swishing mouth wash, and all the "wee beasties" that might be there as well. Ohhh noooo! That would be grosss! The whole kissing thing is sooo unsanitary, where's my body condom. ;)
I think y' all gather my point. If a person is hygenic, non-phobic, and STD free. Then why not? And call that what it is, a different way to give and recieve pleasure.
Sometimes intercourse just isnt enough, things get slippery, then you lose sensation and suddenly there is no point. Because she can't feel his or vice versa. Thats when other forms of stimulation come fully into play, in ones love play. Otherwise its the eternal quest for the magic Penis. A pointed quest that is pointless, when one is unwilling to explore other aspects of a persons sexuality, that is equally orgasmically fulfilling. and a persons sex life should be all about the "O", oh yes indeed.
But some people don't get that, and that leaves more for those whom do.
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 1:12:31 PM | | SHE CALL IT A ROOSTER, BECAUSE ANOTHER TERM IS A COCK | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 1:37:33 PM |
Ummm how on earth did I make that impression? I never went to a hooker.
Who said you did? Lighten up. I was kidding because usually "Taking a shower before sex" is a hooker requirment.
This whole thread is stupid. I need a drink. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 1:42:25 PM | you say on your profile you want "circumsized well endowed only"
why, if you dont particularly care for them! ? What a waste | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 3:47:00 PM | | Sorry about that. I would want to shower after a hooker with disinfectant. This thread is stupid. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 5:20:28 PM |
Sorry about that. I would want to shower after a hooker with disinfectant. This thread is stupid.
Glad we agree. I'll be waiting with my Listerine. | |
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| men and oral sex... Posted: 10/19/2007 6:23:25 PM | Well,after I read your profile I have an observation.You and hubby are into "swinging",which is your preference,but if you are into swinging,it would seem to me you are "taking IT" by all sorts of men while "hubby watches",but before you "take it",why not suggest everybody get in the shower and get soapy?And it would seem to me that you should make the "no Blow"rule clear at the onset of "taking IT" . And another thing I don't quite understand,the contradictory statement of "no married men",whats up with that?YOU are married,and hubby watches while you "take IT",so what is the difference if the other partner is married? Perhaps you should join up with "Adult Friend Finders"? | |
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