| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/19/2007 6:57:26 PM | You said,
You missed a crucial episode of Southpark then.
I said,
but you did not get that from 'South Park'.
Your right, I am wrong....the quote is close enough that I stand aside can claim you to have 'superior' South Park knowledge... Here is the quote:
"My mom said if you wanna become a lesbian you gotta lick carpet."
close enough, munch carpet vs lick carpet.
For those none South Parkers, here is a series of 'dialogues' between a couple of the characters, they are children, that heard the word "lesbian" and because they are sooo enamoured with the substitute teacher, they want to be what she is and what she likes...which causes problems as one of the little boys 'vomits' when he is 'in love' and when he does this because of the substitute teacher, his girlfriend Wendy becomes quite jealous and gets a 'make over' only to find that the substitute teacher has had a similar makeover...quite funny.
And for those men who once as a child had a crush on a teacher, we understand, mine was in 10th grade Algerbra, I thought she was really cute!
Here is the dialogue...from episode 11; "Tom's Rhinoplasty"; February 11, 1998
KYLE
Weak, dude. She only likes other lesbians?
STAN
Hey, man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too!
KYLE
Hey, Yeah!
CARTMAN
You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was
lesbian! That makes me quarter lesbian!
STAN
You’re just saying that Cartman!!
KYLE
Yeah, you’re not a lesbian, fat ass!
CARTMAN
I am TOO!! | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/19/2007 8:25:52 PM | | I actually had a guy tell me that. Not on the first date, and he made like it was a joke, but I found out later that he had an alter ego, a transgendered woman. So I guess he really meant it. A sad situation, since he was the first guy I was really crazy about since my divorce! | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/19/2007 10:29:35 PM | date from hell...at least you found out quickly...totally inappropriate behavior and topic of conversation for 1st date, 2nd and so on. he's a creep to even bring the nipple thing into play-freak!!! run like hell. some people have no concept about boundaries including conversation on a date. he's obviously not a gentleman and doesn't know how to speak to a lady.
have no idea about the lesbian comment because that's just bizarre. I am curious...did you go out with him again after that? it's important to ecognize the red flag the minute they go up, acknowledge it as being what it is, detach and be done with it. | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/19/2007 11:42:43 PM | | I had a guy say he wanted to be my b!tch. There are some patients who need more help than we can give them, people. | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 12:04:15 AM | | That actually was a 'Southpark' episode. All the boys had the hots for the substitute teacher. When she didn't want to go out with any of them, they decided she was a lesbian. In their research and discussion on what a lesbian was, Stan discovered that it meant "someone who loves to munch carpet". That's so unlike us guys when we're rejected! LMAO | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 5:00:32 AM | Oh please....
That's almost the same thing as a man saying to a woman, "I'm in touch with my female side when I relate to you"...or, "I understand how you feel..."
GET REAL!!!
How can a man be something he isn't....That's a ploy to get laid!
A woman in a bar once asked me, "Wouldn't you like to get in touch with the WOMAN inside you?"
I answered back, "Sure! ...And when you discover she's a bull dyke with roadrash and toejam, will you back off...and leave me the #&*#@ alone!!!" | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 5:07:09 AM |
There are some patients who need more help than we can give them, people.
I just had to repeat that cos it tickled me funny bone. | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 6:46:04 AM | haha I'll be your lesbian that's a good one.....
I have had a couple of guys say that to me, because they figure if they lick carpet it makes them a lesbian
Not quite though | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 9:55:08 AM | Lesbian: An inhabitant of the Greek Island of Lesbos....
I think that's the only terminology in which a male CAN qualify... | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:06:55 PM | Probobly that he likes to take trips down town lol
wow
what was your response to that?
There should be a dating show that shows vids of all the really bad dates it would be quite entertaining | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:41:05 PM | | i am guessing that it meant nothing at all..........don't attribute too much importance to what people think and say, most of the time they don't know where it comes from either................and as a footnote/reminder...don't ever , in a million years think it includes thoughts about you , in particular! | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 2:08:52 PM |
"I will be your lesbian". What on Earth does THIS mean?
Ah..... he wants to have sex with you.
:))
Witchy | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 3:46:57 PM | where do the nipples get moved to???
During breast-reduction surgery, nipples are moved -- placed in a more natural looking place on the smaller breasts. The woman cannot then ever breast feed.
Ya. I know: TMI --
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/20/2007 4:58:34 PM | I really love this guy. He just might be my new best freind...... The guys out in the world like that just makes us semi normal guys look better. Then again if there are to many wierd guys, then the woman will turn gay and once again I would be up the creek.   | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/21/2007 2:33:02 AM |
First meeting is already going badly ... he has talked about only his work for over an hour now. Then I get a left-field pronouncement that he prefers natural nipples to surgically enhanced/moved, permanently erect nipples. OMG! This ends with him looking at me and saying "I will be your lesbian". What on Earth does THIS mean?
Ummmmm......I'm guessing that it means that you still have not met mr. right ?
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/21/2007 2:50:03 AM | hah just tell him your nipples have been moved permanently, that should get rid of him (ahh one can hope anyway!)
what a freak , and not the good kind of freak either.
I'm thinking *maybe* he was trying to be cute/funny, either way, he failed miserably! | |
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| He said he wants to be my lesbian
Posted: 8/21/2007 5:41:10 AM | | Holeeeee!!! Does it really matter what that meant? That's just tooo wierd. You need to send this nutjob to Coventry, and quick! | |
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