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 mr hamilton

Joined: 5/15/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 1/8/2008 4:26:29 PM
"would somebody mind wiping my arse i don`t trust them undertaker folk"
 The BFH

Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 227
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 1/8/2008 7:29:53 PM
Miss peacock did it, with Professor Plum, in the billiard room... My heart gave out watching from behind the curtain
 ooohmiss!

Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 228
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/14/2008 10:56:16 PM
Being a barmaid, the fitting words would be.......


Last Call!


 Tinky2

Joined: 2/25/2007
Msg: 229
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/15/2008 12:00:30 AM
See, I told you I was ill..........
 leelee 040

Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 230
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/15/2008 4:06:01 AM
'i should have put clean underwear on before going out!'
[mum was riiiighhhttt!]
 Brian_Hertfordshire

Joined: 2/11/2008
Msg: 231
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/15/2008 3:55:43 PM
Its been emotional.

 johnconiston

Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 232
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/15/2008 5:04:31 PM
And now to put the fun back into funerals!
 redwatty

Joined: 2/1/2005
Msg: 233
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/15/2008 5:38:04 PM
"OH MY GOD ITS A BUS"
 Gut_Reaction

Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 234
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/15/2008 5:43:54 PM
I ju st l ove sto ck ings.........
 4dexter

Joined: 12/4/2007
Msg: 235
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 3:56:14 AM
". . . from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
 restless_native

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 236
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 3:57:09 AM
Swallow it b1tch!

I want to go out in style.
 Dancing_Fool

Joined: 10/25/2007
Msg: 237
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 6:08:39 AM
is that the time already??? I'm not quite finished yet
 theyob

Joined: 6/6/2007
Msg: 238
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 6:17:43 AM
this is true ,

at a party in 2000

man collapses was heard to say , "dont look like im gonna finish my lager "

that man was me ,
 leelee 040

Joined: 2/8/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 6:21:43 AM
at a party in 2000

man collapses was heard to say , "dont look like im gonna finish my lager "

that man was me ,

proof at last!!..
there really is life after death!
[can i claim my prize from the National Enquirer now?]

seriously..good last words!
 ~shortwave~

Joined: 1/17/2008
Msg: 240
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 6:28:28 AM
I know a song that will get on your nerves
 PretaPorter

Joined: 3/1/2008
Msg: 241
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 9:45:35 AM
Bugger Bognor ....
 maggy456

Joined: 11/9/2007
Msg: 242
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 10:13:32 AM
Do I still have to pay for it?
 kath111

Joined: 3/27/2008
Msg: 243
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 10:40:25 AM
yourhaving a laugh...i wanted to go up not down
 foxyladyuk

Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 244
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/16/2008 11:23:23 AM
wow....its made from chocolate !
 Demonicxxx

Joined: 4/8/2008
Msg: 245
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/19/2008 1:48:41 PM
Fan of Mr. Milligan per chance Tinky2 ...?
 mancdave

Joined: 3/1/2008
Msg: 246
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/19/2008 1:50:27 PM
Have all the family around me...


"come closer...", they all lean in...

"closer...", they all lean in further...

"closer...", they're all craning down to listen...

"BOO!", then croak it!
 ~treeza~

Joined: 3/20/2007
Msg: 247
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/19/2008 1:50:32 PM
Peace .. at bloody last..
 prodigal cadavers

Joined: 4/15/2008
Msg: 248
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/19/2008 1:53:19 PM
"...and dont and dont forget to put those last words ive just said in that bloody thread in the pof forums my love!"
 Lorri49

Joined: 10/5/2007
Msg: 249
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/19/2008 3:21:09 PM
'I am worn out but my god it was good fun'.
 johnconiston

Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 250
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 4/19/2008 7:47:42 PM
Ah yes to confirm the transaction the security number on my credit card is XXX
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