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dorsetdude

Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 26

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 12:49:58 PM
to quote WC Fields, "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." .............. or Not only was life a b-i-t-c-h, it had puppies. !!!! " or "All of you were lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions is called a philosopher !!! ........ at which point, anyone who was present would say " shut the fook-up and die will ya" ......

Watchutalkinaboutwillis

Joined: 7/1/2007
Msg: 27

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 1:15:42 PM
"It wasn't Barry george,it was me"

cheekitiger

Joined: 7/24/2007
Msg: 28
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 1:31:07 PM
F*** me, A bus I know an old chubby, but funny nonetheless

bogglebum2007

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 29
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 2:14:18 PM
Your last words on your death bed would be...? Oh no not again!

trooperbill

Joined: 4/26/2007
Msg: 30
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 2:18:49 PM
probably eff off and leave me alone at last effers :) lol mark

short n ugly

Joined: 7/29/2007
Msg: 31

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 2:20:23 PM
please phone oj simpson and apologise for any inconvenience i may have caused him!

Lady cheekychops

Joined: 6/20/2007
Msg: 32

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 2:30:56 PM
anyone for pin the tail on the donkey...ooops wrong word sorry so finally a man that can stay stiff all night without the use of artifical drugs... ...anyone for hoop-la

Captain Da

Joined: 8/4/2007
Msg: 33

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 2:32:07 PM
I told you l was ill

rachwales

Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 34

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 3:38:27 PM
i shot jr ! oh to short ok it was bobby ! lol

Original Sunrise

Joined: 8/19/2007
Msg: 35
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 4:09:42 PM
ok stop making me feel bad about going, im dying for gods sake.. dry your eyes, sod off and give me some peace.

billabongvw

Joined: 10/26/2005
Msg: 36
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 4:15:14 PM
I am not done yet.

spirittalk

Joined: 8/15/2007
Msg: 37

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 4:18:41 PM
"Damn! I missed a spot on the ceiling!"

QI2

Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 38

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 4:27:56 PM
Oh no not again! Damn! I was going to say that! Well, I already did as it happens!

rorythegeordie

Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 39
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 4:32:02 PM
Can I have another go?

DoctorZuess

Joined: 6/14/2007
Msg: 40

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 4:42:10 PM
...........are those my feet ?

geordiecolin

Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 41

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 5:32:07 PM
"when you do decide to climb off love,make sure you leave enough money in my pockets for the undertakers to have a sly drink on me.and make sure to clean me down with a few wet wipes to eraze any evidence of why i died smiling!" male leprocy sufferer to jodie marsh; "you can keep the tip love!"

oxxx||========>

Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 42
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 5:34:27 PM
Your last words on your death bed would be...? Given that i intend to go out with a bang, something like "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" would seem appropriate

Tin Hat Head

Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 43
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 5:46:49 PM
Your last words on your death bed would be...? Do me a favour love, i,m still logged onto POF, could you send a PM to admin to tell them you'll forward a copy of my death certificate as soon as possible and ask them to delete my account, oh and so sorry if you think i was cheating on you, i was only there for the religeous forum..

Nigel43

Joined: 7/8/2007
Msg: 44

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 9:05:15 PM
Since I intend to live forever (so far so good) there probably wont be anyone else to say anything too. But if I do it'll be "Damn! nobody to fill in the grave."

Bye Bye Blackbird

Joined: 9/6/2006
Msg: 45

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 9:37:59 PM
At last, a decent night's kip! toooooooooo shooooooooooort!

~Student Nurse~

Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 46

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 10:22:17 PM
Your last words on your death bed would be...? I'm off!!

Twin••Peaks

Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 47

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/28/2007 12:00:07 AM
Forgive me father for i have sinned.....with no regrets.

Artemis Fowl

Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 48

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/28/2007 2:35:11 AM
Something along the lines of: 'Am I late?'

~storm~300x

Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 49

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/28/2007 2:41:11 AM
Well you can start singing now! "ding dong the witch is dead!"

House of Flying Swaggers

Joined: 8/22/2007
Msg: 50

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/28/2007 2:59:48 AM
"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

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