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| Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/28/2007 5:41:10 AM | "son come closer.........my breath is laboured and i need to whisper an old mans dying wish"
"yes.........of course father"
"son...............if you should ever by chance cross paths with cj d mooi off the eggheads i want you to punch that smug c*nt as hard as you f*cking can!" | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/28/2007 5:54:24 AM | "Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking"............
"I would just like to introduce you to my co-pilot, he's a blind mute, with no limbs"
"Goodbye Mother Fookers"
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/28/2007 10:42:21 AM | As i lay on my deathbed, i confided to my wife, “I cant die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, out with the lads ect I was sleeping with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”
She looked at me calmly and said, “Why do you think I gave you the poison in the first place you cheating b*****d". | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/29/2007 5:06:04 AM | 
mixture of someone feisty that would duff a guy up if the wrong comment was made....
and the name that was on the thread below when decided to post.....
No offence meant Lillykins.....   | |
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WTF?! Where did that come from?! 
I hope to God that Death erases my memory.........
