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AIXIAIXIA

Joined: 10/13/2006
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 10:16:31 AM
I hope to God that Death erases my memory......... ...I've just come back fom Elland Rd

restless_native

Joined: 12/17/2006
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 10:18:39 AM
The suitcase with all the cash that I was hiding from the taxman is..............

Tin Hat Head

Joined: 7/27/2006
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 10:24:18 AM
Put them utube videos on love on let me die laughing my ass off once more before i go.. Man City 5 Man utd 1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10ELLHpGir0 Man City 3 Man u 1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcsDYSZPXy4

Neysha61

Joined: 7/31/2006
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 2:32:58 PM
That bright light? Carol Ann went into it and we all know what happend to her ....... I'm just gonna put on some shades, ignore that ba$tard bright light and be right here, chillin' like a villin.

elusive angel

Joined: 6/6/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 2:54:11 PM
Guess this mean's ..... i'm not immortal

~Missy~H

Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 81

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 4:12:08 PM
At least one of us will be getting stiff tonight...

ste_13

Joined: 6/3/2007
Msg: 82

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 4:13:20 PM
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

the great gonzo

Joined: 8/9/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 4:18:08 PM
I love you too or .........

bogglebum2007

Joined: 4/20/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 4:19:53 PM
Your last words on your death bed would be...? Oh no not again!

-Hams-

Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 85

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 4:29:30 PM
I buried the wife under the patio in the back garden along with the mother in law....

picker_grinner

Joined: 7/26/2005
Msg: 86

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/29/2007 6:47:48 PM
I see it all now. The meaning of life is.... ... (hold séance here for rest of post)

tinkabell2007

Joined: 8/5/2007
Msg: 87

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 1:34:52 AM
Anyone got a light?

elusive angel

Joined: 6/6/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 4:01:23 AM
Never trust a knife thrower.......they do miss!

Yuki-Ona

Joined: 8/26/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 6:12:56 AM
Sod off! I'm not dead yet!

cheekitiger

Joined: 7/24/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 7:04:04 AM
I buried the wife under the patio in the back garden along with the mother in law.... What were your Wife's last words? "You're going to re-unite me with Mother?" "I think we should take out the patio and have a swimming pool" "Turn that football off" "You're not going to the pub" "A new shed? Over my dead body"

TaffyKev

Joined: 1/17/2006
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 7:29:10 AM
See I told you I was ill!!!!

limping bizkit

Joined: 5/23/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 7:36:27 AM
whos turned the lights off

~Missy~H

Joined: 5/2/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 7:39:08 AM
I'll have slimfast shake to go please.

xxOff My Rockerxx

Joined: 1/13/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 7:41:40 AM
' My will is fake' I'm leaving all my money to the UK forumites on POF for a massive piss up'

MrMrMe

Joined: 7/8/2007
Msg: 95

Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 7:49:31 AM
Can you get your fanny off my face now. I can not breathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,,, OH WHAT A WAY TO GO = YES PLEASE

angel75x

Joined: 8/12/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 7:58:52 AM
Please play Mika at my funeral and if anyone cries I will come and haunt them. Have a piss up on me and smile...you're rid of me ha ha!

geordiecolin

Joined: 3/12/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 9:51:57 AM
my spinster aunty died a virgin, so i requested her headstone to be inscribed with"returned unopened!" four days after death fingernails and hair continue to grow,but pof messages taper off!

Neysha61

Joined: 7/31/2006
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 10:59:53 AM
In Heaven there aint no beer ........... that's why I drink it here!!!!! And when I'm gone from here, all my ba$tard friends will be drinking all the beer!!!!!

Ali~Lou~Yah

Joined: 8/27/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 11:05:29 AM
I would say goodbye and thanks to the people around me that is if I don't die alone. If someone murdered me (hopefully not by strangulation) I'd say "see you in hell you f*cker"

help99

Joined: 5/25/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/30/2007 12:08:35 PM
Never trust a knife thrower.......they do miss well no this time............. fill my pockets wae coal i.m gonna keep the fire in for u................................

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