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 Schadenfreudian

Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 101
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/30/2007 12:08:44 PM
"Well... THAT pretty much sucked! Screw reincarnation!"
 Yikesshaggy

Joined: 3/6/2007
Msg: 102
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/30/2007 1:27:19 PM
Hopefully...

Pull my pyjama's up when you've finished love!
 AIXIAIXIA

Joined: 10/13/2006
Msg: 103
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/30/2007 4:56:46 PM
Aww fook....it's a wimpo stalker!!



Can't I die in peace?!!








5,4,3,2,1.........
 aquaplane

Joined: 9/22/2006
Msg: 104
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/30/2007 5:13:18 PM
Awwwwwwww Fooooooooooook it's a Man U suporter, can't I die in peace???


but unfortunately that is nothing like 200 characters so I'm going to have to be creative.

I told you I was ill.... stolen from Spike. Not so creative then.

That was good, can I have another go?

Time for bed said Zebedee............................................
 limping bizkit

Joined: 5/23/2007
Msg: 105
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/30/2007 5:14:22 PM
i was told it was my grammar that was bad not me
 home bird

Joined: 10/10/2006
Msg: 106
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/30/2007 7:12:29 PM
I TOLD YA I WAS ILL LOL
 cheekitiger

Joined: 7/24/2007
Msg: 107
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/31/2007 6:00:27 AM
I knew I should have smoked
 Funk88

Joined: 8/26/2007
Msg: 108
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/31/2007 6:15:25 AM
"what colour was the bus that hit me?"
 ClockworkMonkey

Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 109
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/31/2007 6:48:31 AM
at last.... the perfect man ...oh pants! You're a woman
 batchelorboy

Joined: 6/5/2007
Msg: 110
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/31/2007 4:19:44 PM
"DRINK ... FECK ...GIRLS!!!"
 Tansi1

Joined: 2/15/2007
Msg: 111
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/1/2007 6:48:19 AM
"I'll be right back"
 JM4611

Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 112
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/4/2007 10:54:25 AM
"I TOLD you I was sick!"
 Nen

Joined: 3/29/2007
Msg: 113
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/4/2007 11:23:46 AM
I’d have died sooner but I couldn’t be arsed!
 Tin Hat Head

Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 114
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/4/2007 12:08:29 PM
Fook this is just like the death penalty.
 geordiecolin

Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 115
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/4/2007 12:12:21 PM
i must paint that ceiling !
 geordiecolin

Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 116
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/4/2007 12:14:00 PM
" studentnurse,are you sure your doing that right?"
 dinky41875

Joined: 12/21/2006
Msg: 117
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/4/2007 12:16:17 PM
[I'm flying without wings, pump up the morphine". ]

omg class,,,,,,,tell you what the golden gate wil sparkle when i get up there,give me ma cloth.........
 SpotlightsOnMe

Joined: 8/27/2007
Msg: 118
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/4/2007 12:27:33 PM
"Well apart from that Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
 Neysha61

Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 119
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/5/2007 11:48:29 AM
AC / DC playing loudly ...... I'm on the highway to HELL !!!
 Schadenfreudian

Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 120
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/5/2007 12:46:12 PM
I coulda had a V-8...

and...

None of you a-holes in the room are in my will...skedaddle.
 limping bizkit

Joined: 5/23/2007
Msg: 121
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/5/2007 12:48:39 PM
this is one deletion i cant live with
 ~Missy~H

Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 122
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/5/2007 12:49:41 PM
I know someones last words would be...

"Make sure you report "whoever" for naming a user in an opening post, and and and tell the mods I love them.
 short n ugly

Joined: 7/29/2007
Msg: 123
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/5/2007 2:33:09 PM
so and so has just made a spelling mistake on a post........for god sake as a dying wish can't you just let it ride for once?
 ~~Posh4~~

Joined: 6/21/2005
Msg: 124
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/5/2007 5:19:51 PM
It's a bit like planning the awards speech for the Bafta that you're never going to get. But we all die at some point or another, although, I've been quite lucky thus far apart from a run-in with a Spanish prostitute who turned out to be a bloke with a penchant for sharp instruments. And I don't mean trumpets! Anyway, back on track, how would you plan your 'moment'. Would it be a real tear jerker or would you or would you leave your loved ones with a bit of a conundrum?

I've thought long and hard about it and I think mine would be;

'The money is hidden under the....."

What about you?



Mine..

Children, remember when I told you I had given up the toy boys ?
Well I lied... we spent it all....... and I died with a smile on my face ..
 zpaulg

Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 125
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 9/6/2007 6:12:25 PM
Msg 43, LMAO!

Nice one..........
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