| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 8/18/2007 2:11:22 PM | Right I am clearly totally naive... so I am going to ask the questions what exactly was the stench and were was it coming from??? her what was it.....
I know I am really naive here..... did she not wash, was it her flower that smelt soooooo bad???? | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:47:43 AM | Don't ask me why I am so compelled to answer this ^^^^ Yes. Not every flowers aroma is pleasant.
Been a while back, met a girl, we hit it off right away. I am over there watching movies late. Her kids had gone to bed much earlier. Everything seemed right for our 'first' together, it proceeded to her bedroom. Complete darkness, we end up naked and I go down on her. Just a bit later I get a gentle nudge on the forehead from her. I think OK she's being playful. I go back to it I feel her tense up just before the light comes on. The kids heard a noise, called 911, hangs up and came to get her to check it out. We are looking for something to put on from under the sheets,when we hear the police at the door. One of them runs to the door to let them in , bringing THEM into the room too. First reaction from them was to draw on me. Hands go up, sheets go down. It takes her a few moments to convince them it was OK. By that time it was to late. The moment was over. The kids knew what we had been up to and everyone there had gotten an eyeful. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 8/20/2007 6:26:32 AM | welll.......me and my ex were getting it on one night, and he gets on top starts getting really into it....adn i dont know what the guy was thinking but he screams out (as he was cumming)
"I LOVE YOU OPTIMUS PRIME!!!" and im thinking w.t.f!!!!! do i look like a fcuking 20 foot 2 tonne robot to you????? nedless to say we broke up shortly after hahaha | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 8/22/2007 2:49:54 AM | | Ok the worst thing for me was the frist time I was getting a bj. She had no real clue what she was doing down there but I wasn't complaning yet. Then out of the blue she starts biting it. Not like playfull little nibble or something full out biting like trying to give little brother a hicky. That is one of the fastest mood killers in the world. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/5/2007 12:41:29 PM | well, it didn't actually happen to me, it happened to a girl i was having sex with
i had this girls legs almost over her head, i then started pounding away, and to my horror, i could hear fart! fart! fart! i thought what the hell? and then realised it was her pu$$y farting with air that had become trapped inside her as i was drilling away
man! was it embarrassing for both of us | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/5/2007 2:15:03 PM | | the worst for me had to be when the guy and i were going at it ...practicing safer sex with condoms, he decides to take it off in the middle without consulting me..being the attentive person i am..i noticed before he was able to shove himself inside again and tossed him out....it gets worse..he then hands me the line of "i wont kum inside"...what am i ..12? | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/5/2007 4:31:00 PM | I think the worst had to be when I was way younger. The girl I was with at the time was still living with her parents, and we decided to slip off for a bit of fun in one of the other rooms. Well, as shes on her knees doing some oral, her dad, a habitual non knocker on closed doors type, bursts in to announce dinner was ready. So, natural reaction for her was to look at the source of the noise in shock. Now, wouldn't have been so bad but well, Already past that point of no return, it'd been a while and um well, kinda whitewashed her about the face and neck. He just stared blankly, and shut the door.
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/5/2007 4:53:49 PM | Let's see...
Small child walking in mid-hump. Fun, that one...
And the other was having a lover who really enjoyed being forceful and a "normal" blowjob didn't cut it - he wanted deep throat on every stroke, never mind positioning or letting the woman do it at her speed - he'd grab ahold of my hair and shove himself as deeply in as he could... without warning. Yup, I puked on him. Then he didn't understand why I didn't want to continue without cleaning him up first... if at all. *sigh* | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/5/2007 6:25:21 PM | | The worst for me was about 25 years ago but still recall the experience very well. I met a woman at a night club who was separated from her husband and as the night progressed decided she would take me back to her place. After arriving we had a couple drinks and decided we didn't like our clothes any longer. Not long after her husband pulls up and began banging on the door very hard.All I had time to do was put my drawers on and run out the back door across a dark yard when I stumbled into her tomato plants with these long wooden stakes standing erect and attempted to hurlde but came up short and got stuck square in my ass with a stake. I let out a muffled yell as not to wake the whole neighborhood and managed to clear a chain link fence to get to my 4x4 as soon as possible. I drove home and vowed to never date seperated are married women again and never have. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:51:51 PM | | Me and my girl were into it, she was on her front and I'm well ya behind just doing our thing (face in the pillow to muffle) and the bedroom door opens... her MOM found my wallet on the floor and decided I needed it rite then. thanx MOM, I couldn't finish either, or look her in the face at dinner | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/6/2007 8:59:15 AM | while i was pregnant i was in hospital for over 3weeks so by time ex visited i was very horny so decided if we were quiet we could have a quicky behind the curtains even tho it was visiting time.
We were half way through when the cleaner yanked open part of the curtains an walked in and to make it worse hour later i went into labour.
My 1st time i was caught at it by my younger sister she came walking into Dh bedroom an sat on bed an for 20mins she nattered on an we were unable to move | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/6/2007 9:07:50 AM | yeah my ex-fiance and I were having sex missionary style and i looked up right as i was about to climax and he drooled on me, a lot. It was gross because it went on my face and ran down my neck.. definatly killed the moment. lol | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/7/2007 2:41:48 AM | Can't believe I am going to admit to this. But many, many years ago. I was a freshman in College and I was dateing a senior boy from high school. I lived in the dorms and he still lived at home with mom and dad. We had just went to my college homecomeing dance and had drank quit a bit of beer. We decided to "finish"our night at a city park, with a little lake on it. We were going at it pretty heavy. When we noticed the flashing red and blue lights. We were putting on our clothes in a hurry. He managed to cover himself in time. Of course, me having more parts to cover, I only managed to get the top half covered, before the cop came shineing his light on us. Well there I was, with my bottom 1/2 uncovered and the cop asking what we was doing there. I was so embarassed. However, I think the cop was just as embarassed. He threatened to call my boyfriends parents, due to the fact he was under 18, thank god we talked him out of that!! I could just see that scenerio. My face turns red just thinking about it.
He left a few months later, he was a millatary brat. I wonder if he ever thinks about that night. Oh what memorys!!!! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/7/2007 3:26:55 AM | | The condom broke. But that was long ago and have had 2 negative tests ever since and she did not get pregnant. Else, I would be the father of a Spanish-Greek kid, 14 by now! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/7/2007 4:42:44 AM | | I was in my thirties, married and two children, one conceived within weeks of the other being born. Can't keep my hands off her, can't get the birth control thing right either. So, off to the doctor to have my tubes snipped and all tied up so no more babies for me. Only problem is that something has gone wrong and I am still walking around with my balls in a wee hammock weeks later. Eventually, the hammock is removed and I am free to have sex and we did and it was fantastic until the moment of ejaculation came and I has hit by the most excrutiating pain I have ever known. I must have screamed the house down and got some funny looks from the neighbours the next day. After that, there was always a decision to make about the pain involved and that was kind of exciting. I made pain my friend and missed it a bit when it went away but that first time was definately the worst and a huge surprise in a very not nice way. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/7/2007 9:36:09 AM | Mmm. Tough one. So many to choose from.
I had been in hopsital for a couple of days having an eye operation. My girlfriend picked me up late in the afternoon and drove me home. I felt pretty good considering I'd had the operation only a couple of days earlier and very horny so we started making out in the bedroom as soon as we got back. We were going it at hammer and tongs when I suddenly lost all sight in the eye that had been operated on. It was like the lights had been switched off.
I feared a retinal detachment and knew that in such an event have to lie down flat on your back. She had become hysterical and was screaming "Oh my God! I've blinded you!" Pulled some clothes and shoes on. In this prone position I managed to get to the car where I lay on the back seat. It was dark and raining and she didn't know the way. So I directed her as best I could from the back seat.
Was seen in the main London eye hospital emergency department immediately. Had to explain that I'd just come out of a different hospital having had an operation and what we had been doing as soon as we got home. I did point out that the surgeon hadn't specifically told me to abstain from sex but still felt rather foolish. Turned out that a few blood vessels in the eye had burst under the strain of having sex. It was like putting a few drops of ink into a glass of water and the blood had turned the aqueous opaque blocking all light. Over the course of a week the blood drained down and the vision returned starting at the top and working its way down. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/7/2007 10:10:18 AM | | Was in Korea and wife was out of town for a few weeks and met this awesome woman. We was going at it when a friend of hers looked in the window and saw me on top. Needless to say, her friend knew my wife. A few days later, when I was arriving home from work, my wife was sitting on the floor with a 7 Up bottle in hand. Good thing I had fast reflexes! LOL. I begged her for forgiveness and never screwed around on her again. Marriage lasted 17 more years, but she ended up leaving in the long run. Oh well, such is life. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/7/2007 10:43:25 AM |
well, this was AFTER sex w/ my ex hubby right b4 we split up...he was nasty & screaming & yelling 24/7 all the time, then wanted PORN STAR SEX ALL NITE LONG & wondered why I was never in the mood
He used to demand that I cook all kinds of King Henry The 8th meals for him all the time...one time, he wanted Chili...so I made it, w/ beans of course...That nite after he snored away, I had wicked gas...I knew I was gonna leave him, so....
I positioned my...um..."gas opening" right over his nose & let it rip!
He immediately woke up & stopped snoring The look of fear & disgust on his face was PRICELESS I can still hear him screaming
Man, I'm rolling here. That is the ultimate payback. | |
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