| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/7/2007 10:13:56 PM | he has lost a few condoms in his day. "He asks where did it go?", i said "think where is the last place you had it". Dumbass. course there was the time he lost his erection ring...and a few beads...He had to go fishing.
More then one occasion i asked are you sure its in?
They dont make those erection pumps for the mini me size.
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/8/2007 4:14:30 AM | | I was getting a BJ in my car from a woman on our second date. We were parked at a roadside rest stop. She told me to watch out for people. She was sucking on me, when I saw a police car cruise nearby. I mentioned this to her, and she popped up and saw the cops walking towords my car. I was paralized. She finally told me to pull up my pants BEFORE cops saw what I am packing, LOL. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/17/2007 10:13:06 PM | | Okay... This is the worst thing to happen to me during sex. To this day, I still like it outdoors after this experience. I was out with the guy I was seeing at the time. He thought a nice romantic picnic by the lake would be nice. Sadly so I did. After about the 12 shot of Hennessey we start to fool around. So I let him go down on me. He asked me if I would return the favor (I have no problems with doing that). Then things got really heated. I was so close to finishing when he heard some thing in the bushes and he ended up knocking me down the rocky embankment. I must have hit my head more then once, because I woke up in the hospital pant less and with a lot of bandages on my body. The doctor wanted to call my parents and explain my misconduct outdoors. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/18/2007 2:50:47 AM | | The worst thing had to be when I was 20 and got dropped in the shower ontop of a faucet at a hotel. I ended up breaking my tailbone. I will not ever do it in the shower again. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/18/2007 4:09:27 AM | I've had a few not so pleasent experiences...I was having sex with my now ex husband.. well not sex but all out crazy f*cking and I think it had something to do with the position we had gotten into and the force of it all but at one point he thrusted I screamed, saw stars and passed out. he felt awful and I tried to hide how much I was hurting,I called an ex of mine who is still a friend whose an EMT and asked what to do and when none of his suggestions helped all he could say was go to the ER mind you I could barely move. I then had to ask my parents to watch my kids and had to explain WHY I was going to the ER and then explain to the doctor what happened I was so embaressed. then my ex almost passed out on me while they were hooking me up to an IV to give me pain meds. turns out he bruised my cervix and I had gotten a hernia. I was warned by the doctor about any further "rough" sex lol
I tend to be very vocal during sex and once I thought my kids were asleep and my ex husband and I were going at it and I mustve been screaming pretty loud because my son woke up and tried to break down the door to get to me yelling dont hurt my mommy! he later told all of this to his father...
On my wedding night I was so drunk that when my groom went down on me I passed out. it wasnt terrible for me but I felt really bad for him though when he told me he said he hadnt realized for awhile and said well you'll be glad to know that you still came lol | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/18/2007 5:47:56 AM | I guess this first one wasn't bad for me
I was doing breast sex, and I accidently shot her square in the eye.
Getting caught by her mother.
Getting caught be her lil brother.
Now this last one was really bad for me.
One day I'm with my girl and were on the bed, and we're doing 34.5 (meaning I'm orally pleasuring her). She's sitting on my chest and I'm going at her. Well, after a few she's really into it, she starts rhythmically pushing her....uhhh...cat into my face. I like it because she's getting into it. But the problem was the faster she did it, the harder it was to breathe.
Each backstroke of her thrust gave me a moment to take in a breath through my nose. The shorter those thrusts where, the less time I had to breathe. I managed to handle her rather quick thrusts, but then she just seems to forget that I need air because she takes her hands puts them behind my head and seemingly tries to put my head all the way inside her.
I remember thinking "wow's she's really into it, this is cool", and then a split second later feeling only the wet, and this heat against my face that's suffocating me. Everything was black; it felt like someone wrapped a wet towel around my head and was trying to kill me.
I tried to push her off me but she wouldn't let me up, her entire body weight was on my chest. For a moment I seriously thought she was gonna kill me. But then I managed to turn my head and gasp, she got the idea. She let up and I pushed her off of me. My face felt prickly and my eyes started to tear up.
When it happen I was mad and scared, but now that I look back on it, I couldn't think of a better way to die. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/18/2007 5:52:03 AM | Here's my one and only horror story.
I was with a guy for a while and we decided to take it up a notch and move to the bedroom. Things were going well... the sex wasn't spectacular but it wasn't terrible either... until.... it was over... and I seen the condom was full of blood. Well I immediately thought it was me. I thought my period had come, even though I wasn't due.
But...
It wasn't me.
It was him.
Anytime he comes, he bleeds due to an injury he sustained as a child.
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/23/2007 5:40:25 AM | | ugh...I got a major cramp in my hip/leg...we're going at it...and all of a sudden I sit straight up yelling "ah, ah, ah, ahhh...." and I'm holding my hip waiting for it to unclench...and he is poised mid stroke, staring at me wondering what the heck I am doing...lol...his expression was priceless... | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/23/2007 7:35:33 AM | | Some of the other stories on here are much more interesting but thought I should still throw my hat in the ring... Long ago I was pretty wild with piercings and all. I had just got a new earring. This girl Jennifer came over and we went at it pretty rough. Well she left and I was still asleep. I woke up with dried blood all over my pillow. After freaking out I realized my earring had got ripped out during the moment and didn't realize it LMFAO! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/23/2007 8:20:37 AM | well not worst but funny . My ex-girlfreind and I were having sex . mom and ada thauhgt we were moving furniter . that was one funny thing . 3 years l;ater I told them we were having sex . gives a whole new meaning to sqeeking bed .  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/28/2007 9:14:11 PM | | caught by the cops. but at least he was cool bout it.. stop now get dressed and leave. or finish and get a ticket. so we left, found another parking lot and finished. at least he was cool bout it. not all cops are ***holes. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/28/2007 10:13:15 PM | Exhubby and I were having fun with handcuffs (the real thing borrowed from a cop friend of ours). It was our first time using them and we were both excited. I volunteered to be the first victim.
After all was said and done he went to uncuff me from the headboard and no matter what he did, we could not get the stupid key to work. We laughed and tried and tried until I was no longer laughing. I thought he was kidding , but the key really didnt work.
He called our officer friend and told him we couldn't get the cuffs off, we needed assistance. His friend came over to help with other keys. My @$$hole ex didnt even cover me up when he came in.
His friend just stared at me...eyes everywhere and then gave my ex this look of acknowledgement. To this day, I think they planned the whole thing. I was so pissed.
It took me a long time to get over that envasion of privacy! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/28/2007 10:31:02 PM | The worst thing i can think of was me & my gf @ the time were drunk and we couldn't find the lube so i thought the next best thing was to use disinfectant soap (dumb dumb duummbbbbbbb drunk idea!) and after 3 strokes, she jumped out of bed holding her crotch going "Omg omg omg omg omg omg..ow owww owwww" and she ran desperately to the bathroom in tears to wash off the soap.. i looked at her like ...what the f...? then i felt a horrible burning sensation like as if i had paprika on my d**k. I tried to go to the bathroom to wash it off and she left the door closed yelling back.. "Suffer, motherf***ker! it hurts less for you! that crap went IN me"
I can laugh at it now.. but damn. shit buuurned!!!!
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/29/2007 4:41:50 AM | 1 - My first sexual encounter was when I was 18. My boyfriend and I were having sex in his yard and got caught by his mom. After she walked away we continued.
2 - When I was 30 I was dating a younger man, 20. He didn't know how to put a condom on. Unrolled it first and then tried to put it on. Apologized that 'it' was taking him so long. He thought he should be quicker. And, he looked down at me and said, 'did you ever think of doing some crunches?'! I pushed him off me and started to get up. He told me he wasn't finished yet. And I said, oh yes you are. | |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 5:59:36 PM | This didnt happen to me but i was part of it, my sister has never forgiven me!!
Years and years ago, when i was maybe 6 or so i went into my sisters room after she had been in there with her boyfriend. I was a snoopy lil thing! I found a balloon in her bed and ran downstairs to ask mom if i could have it because if i had asked my sister she would have known i was in her bedroom. Mom said no but did want to speak with my sister!
well as you might have guessed by now............... it wasnt a balloon hahahhahah | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/29/2007 7:01:09 PM | I can laugh now, but at the time I was sooo embarrassed...
My bf and I at the time were having sex, and I tend to be loud at the best of times.. so my dog who is hound..starts crying back and then barking... he wouldn't stop barking and crying... so we are just finishing up, and the door bell rings... my next door neighbour came over to find out if everything was ok? when he took one look at the towel around my bf waist... he's was like ok, glad to see everything is ok.
The next morning on my way out to the car, he smiled and said what a wonderful day today is... I went beat red like a tomatoe! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/29/2007 7:37:08 PM | Only thing happening was having rough sex with my current boyfriend on our 2 week trip in IL (we were visiting his best friend's place).
Well, I have large intestine issues. A lot of scar tissue, severe constipation, etc etc. Not good at all.
Anyways, we were going at it and the next thing I know I'm hurting and I thought it would pass and he contiunes and it gets severe he had to stop and I began crying and screaming from the pain that was building, felt like my sides were ripping apart -- so he grabs some clothes and dresses me and helps me down stairs and takes me to the ER... not sure what caused the flare up but I've had them before, we assumed he hit some scar tissue and plus I didn't use the bathroom in over 5 days.
How fun, lol.
Oh and we had rough sex another time and he shot my cervix all the way in me and it was ripped. I couldn't move for over an hour. Hurt so bad. | |
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