| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 11/7/2007 8:04:28 PM | my x and I were on a beach in the evening we thought we were alone. I was laying down and opened my eyes to find a group of teenagers standing around us watching, I guess there was a party on the beach and we didn't notice. uggg! Thank god for blankets
Same x same beach only we were in the car, his brother was a police officer and nosey so he walked up to the car and flashed the lights on us.
ahhh to be twentyish again.. | |
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MsChar
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Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 304 | |
| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 11/8/2007 9:23:07 PM | | i have a small dog ( shitzu / yorkie ) who usually shares my bed ! my boyfriend and were hot n heavy and all of a sudden he starts laughing , im thinking wow never had this reaction before ! of course it wasnt anything i was doing but hmm lets say fred had found a couple of snacks and was licking away ! the best part was he still aloud the dog in the bedroom we just taught him to stay at the bottom off the bed !!! | |
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Vlad73
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Joined: 11/17/2007
Msg: 308 | |
| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 11/23/2007 2:59:51 PM | | I was really drunk and going down on my g/f when I got the idea to blow her up like a balloon. I moved my face out of the way and she let out the biggest **** fart I have ever heard. She was incredibly mad, but soon got over it | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 11/23/2007 3:03:48 PM |
I was really drunk and going down on my g/f when I got the idea to blow her up like a balloon. I moved my face out of the way and she let out the biggest **** fart I have ever heard. She was incredibly mad, but soon got over it
I used to do that in my teens, and if youre creative with opening and holding together her flaps you can almost make a rudimentary (rude-imentary) tune while youre at it
Sadly tho a lot of women dont seem to see why its totally hilarious tho, which is a shame really  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 11/23/2007 4:15:29 PM | | K it was the weekend and the whole family was home. My ex and I decided to have an afternoon quicky while the kids were downstairs playing. We went into our room and while we were having our fun we heard them wlaking down the hall and go nto my daughter's room (which was right across from our bedroom) We still kept going and tried to be quieter so they didn't come to the door. We forgot to lock the door so we didn't want to give them a reason to open it. lol Anyways after we were done we left the room and the girls were still playing. My ex's daughter (6yrs old at the time) asked what we were doing, he said oh we were just wrestling around for a bit having fun. Her response was "oh sounds like you won daddy" OMG I couldn't stop laughing it was hillarious. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/26/2007 11:14:22 PM | Started a fire.
We had a nice, romantic candle burning on the nightstand, but things got pretty wild and all over the place and at one point I smelled something burning - a pillowcase had dipped into the flame and it caught fire.
I managed to smack the flame out without popping out, and after a bit of a good laugh we picked right up where we left off.
That's hot! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/27/2007 6:11:18 AM | | many moons ago....i was working in a jazz night club as a teenage barback...i also lived 50 yards away from where i worked....i was 19 living with my gf and sleeping with an older bartender and a nieghbor....so i was busy with 3...shit i was young and delivering....it went on for about 9 months....and it all unraveled withing a couple of days....my gf worked 9-5... at 9:05 my neighbor would come over....then in the afternoon , my work mate......well....within a couple of days the bartenders husband followed her and was pounding on my door.....the neighbors bf found out from another neighbor.....same such neighbor told my gf....i went from king of the world to a shaken junkie going thru withdrawls....oh yea gf moved out next day...dont know if this follows the subject....boy do i still miss those days....that fat **** nark | |
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naeco
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Joined: 12/16/2007
Msg: 314 | |
| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/27/2007 10:37:34 AM | Although I haven't read all 13 pages, and there are some GOOD ones on here, this was the best in my opinion:
welll.......me and my ex were getting it on one night, and he gets on top starts getting really into it....adn i dont know what the guy was thinking but he screams out (as he was cumming)
"I LOVE YOU OPTIMUS PRIME!!!" and im thinking w.t.f!!!!! do i look like a fcuking 20 foot 2 tonne robot to you????? nedless to say we broke up shortly after hahaha
What in the F*CK could that guy have been thinking??? I don't want to know.
Personally, I've tried to really think back, and I can't think of anything bad every happening during sex. Nobody walked in on me and a partner, nothing wild or crazy ever happened (that wasn't intentional). I guess I've just been lucky. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/27/2007 11:32:06 AM | Ahhh memories.... lol... which was the worst one?
I think the worst was when my ex came in my mouth and I wasn't expecting it. I think that I smelled the ocean for days after wards! lmao | |
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Posted: 2/22/2008 7:10:12 PM | lol this thread is too funny. Ive only had one bad experience actually. I was doing a little work with the hands during 1 of the 9 hours of sex we had that night, and i was like wtf are you on your period?? And she says no... Needless to say i had blood on my fingers and she hopped in the shower, i dunno what happened, but she washed up and we continued, no more blood.It was weird.
LOL
I can't believe i told this story :) | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 2/22/2008 7:24:23 PM | | I got caught looking at the clock. This might have a little to do with why I'm home alone on a Friday night cracking up to stories of sex instead of having it. On the other hand, this is more fun than spending time with someone who has you looking at the clock. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 2/22/2008 8:19:40 PM | This has been a blast reading.....So of course i have to share..
I was 18 and a virgin ~ many years ago, me and the guy i was seeing went to see Iron Madion and Scorpians in concert. We took our leather flask filled with whisky..Needless to say i drank to much got sick several times heading to the girls bathroom...after the concert we go back to his house drunk as shit and he decides its a good time to pop the cherry....It wasn't....I got sick all over the place... he takes me home and i make it up the steps when my mom bust me...She proceeds to drill me what i was doing and like a normal teenager I say "NOTHING"... She pulls me into the bathroom and says look at yourself... Thats when i noticed i had put my shirt on inside out and looked like a dead corpse!!! Man did i get my ass beat!!!!! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 2/22/2008 8:21:11 PM | The worst thing to ever happen to me durring sex, would be:
I was having sex with an exgirlfriend at a park, and a police officer decided to drive through the park. I guess he was on patrol. He never saw us, or just didn't care. don't know. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 2/23/2008 6:00:39 AM | I apologized for literally wetting the bed. I was so turned on the sheets were very expensive and I thought I had ruined them from cumming so much...lol  Da**** I miss having sex. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 2/23/2008 9:05:40 AM | Hilarious thread!
Was going down on a girl I was seeing while stationed in Germany. She started laughing. I stopped to ask what was funny. She tells me I looked like Groucho Marx. (imagine the view from her down to me, with a natural bush in the way. LOL) | |
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