Worst thing that has ever happened during sex??? Free Dating, Singles and Personals

Worst thing that has ever happened during sex??? Posted: 7/22/2009 10:48:19 PM
Being an old fart I've had several. 16 y.o dau came to stay with me and new wife. Opened the bdrm door and gasped: "what's she doing on top??" First time I ever got any. Christmas Eve tree @ family doings. Sis said we should go to her/bil's place to get a box of presents. Got it going in their bed, g'f left her nylon's hanging on the headboard. One winter night a cop shined his light in the window and knocked, told the girl: "you'd better get your clothes on younglady, I'm taking you home". Next day at work/grocery bagger. Her uncle came in and started attacking me. Hmmmmm!! Right after first wife got mar. Bought a small trl, set it on concrete blocks. Moved 50 miles from family. In the middle of it her Dad was going to shake the trailer and the blocks crushed. Nearly tipped the trailer over! We rolled off between the bed and wall, bed tipped over on top us naked. Had to get him to help get the bed off us so we could get up. He was panic'd thinking we'd gotten hurt. Fooled 'em, we finished!! Another time in the same trl. yr old kitten sunk her claws in my ball sack! Another trailer yrs later the bed's leg's caved in and dumped us on the floor. We finished. As I was getting up, she said: "you just got me pregnant". Sure as H, 8 mo 2 wks later son was born. Hmm! A g/f and I on the Galvestton beach in the surf. Felt great with the wave's hitting our crotch's. That sand sure cut us both up, oh man does that salt burn in the cuts. Another time, she moved and I jammed it into the sand, OUCH! Like another poster. Hammering away with 12" strokes and 6" peg, rammed it in the back door. My first tail too. "OOOHHH, uhhh damn, "Don't move, it feels good", so we finished. Another g/f was sitting on it as we set in her Dad's easy chair when Mom came in from outside. We just set there, she was squeezing it, sure felt good. "dau, come help me put the groceries away" "just a minute Mom" "right now I said!!" About that time she went into another room. Gave us a few seconds to seperate and put my tools away.