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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/13/2005 9:49:12 PM | An x b/f and I headed over to his mom's apt (he was not living with her and she was out of town wrkg).
We were right in the heat of the moment and guess who arrives home? Mom! Turning on the light and seeing 2 sets of shoes, she yells out, " Who's there ?!?!?! " thinking someone was robbing her place (ya, like they'd take off their shoes!)
Embarassing part was that we were in her bed, which she witnessed once the lights were on.
But she was kind enuff to leave, let us get dressed and allow me to sneak out, while he stayed and got an earful.
Side note: She didnt come home early, he just had the dates wrong.  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/13/2005 10:02:12 PM | | Ok well this happened with my first girl. We in my room, and we ended up with me on my back, and her on top...So we're goin' and I didn't realize that somehow (I guess we were goin' pretty hard) we were inchin' up the bed...Next thing I know..she slid up and BAM...she slams her head right into the wall....It made a huge noise, and shook the entire house. I heard other members of my family walking around (to this day they think it was an earthquake that shook the house). The sound of it was terrible so I grabbed a hold of her and make sure she's ok...and she just tried to act like it was nothin'....Well the problem was...It was freakin' funny! and I couldn't stop laughing....Needless to say I went to sleep that night "blue" and tryin' to figure out how to make her feel better...wasn't the best night...but 2 nights later we worked things out and it was 10 time better! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/13/2005 11:28:31 PM | | Ok, this one was pretty bad. A friend of mine and I were f*ck buddies for a while. One night his dad was out of town so we took advantage of the appartment. After watching a movie we got to gettin hot and heavy on the sofa. At one point he was sitting up a bit and I was on top. As if one of us moving wasn't bad enough... at the same time... both of us leaned back. I started balling my eyes out. Poor dear thought he had violated me or something. All he knew was that I started crying in the middle of the deed. Once I cought my breath he came to realise that my belly button piercing had snagged on his beater and when we pulled away .... yeah... it tore! my piercing was dripping blood for about 10 mins while he sat there with a paper towel dabbing it up. Needless to say the rest of the night was much much quieter. | |
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cazar
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Joined: 4/28/2005
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/13/2005 11:45:38 PM | we were in hot tub and after several beers my lady and I decided to have a little fun leaving the other couple in the hot tub ..
just into the act the other couple came in and started making out on the floor...not 10 seconds later she yelled help and started yelling bloody murder
guy was having a diabetic seizure on the floor of my house...I called ambulance, gave some sugar to him...
needless to say didnt invite him over the house anymore...
didnt have another date with the girl either... | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/21/2005 2:43:55 AM | I was 22
I was in a relationship with an older devorced woman.It was my first attemp at anal sex.
She was very dry adn while f***ing the skin that attaches to the tip of my penis tore slightly there was no pain but I squirted blood for a while. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/21/2005 3:45:26 AM | Worst thing that has ever happened during sex??? I got really
wild and banged my head against a shelf. I had a headache
for awhile. I was bleeding, too. I wanted to continue but the guy
refused. | |
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b0unc3
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Joined: 2/13/2005
Msg: 39 | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/21/2005 5:12:27 AM | Worst thing...
When my partner, the last time we had sex at the end of our relationship mind you:
he was... the best way to describe it:
humping AT me.
I said OH no no no... that is unacceptable... (not my actual words) and I left the bed.
Less than a week later, I was "seeing other people" and put my profile up on Plent of Fish.
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as a conclusionary remark:
We did make love "one last time" on the anniversary of the day we met (about 2-3 weeks arfter the "humping at me" incident). I was pleased to have left that relationship (and the last time I have had sex) on better terms than that miserable night. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/21/2006 10:59:56 PM | | Ok me and my (ex)girlfriend were getting hot and heavy, she was really embarresed about her body, she was a bigger gal, so we had the lights off. Now it was great sex, but when I was done I went to the bathroom to have a shower, when I turned on the lights I noticed my d*ck was covered in blood, turned out she was on the rag and bother telling me LOL | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/21/2006 11:16:03 PM | Back when I waz a teenager , my g/f & i were tearin it up on a Christmas eve in my parents living room. She started bleeding ( that time ov the month ) so we stopped.
On Christmas day when my 6 year old niece waz handing out prezents , with all the relativez there , she held up a pair ov pantiez & sed " mommy , why are your pantiez with the preasents ? ". Everybuddy looked at me & my g/f.  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/21/2006 11:58:35 PM | | my worst moment was doing 69 and with my face well burried in between her legs, she decided she had to fart. i swear i could smell shit for weeks. wasn't too much fun. talk about memories, now i don't do 69 | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/22/2006 12:22:30 AM | Okay, anyone remember waterbeds...LOL My ex and I (me on top), push one and coast two, I went to lean down at the same time as he came up. We connect so hard, my nose was broke. Try and make people believe that he didn't hit me without telling them the truth...LOL It ended our night, but we made up for it later...LOL
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/22/2006 1:50:29 AM | The first time I was with a particular woman and, of course, giving her oral and she came rather violently with the result of a huge, continuous squirt right into my mouth and on my face of the most vile-tasting salty, nasty goo that could come out of a woman. I never did that again and only took her from behind after that, to keep my distance.  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/22/2006 6:09:28 AM | | Let me alert you all to fact you may not be aware of---a cop on a horse can really see things, especially up high---like high enough to look on a balcony---a balcony that has an open grill work---a balcony that one would think Mardi Gras participants would not be looking up at---and certainly not one that locks as the lady dashes inside---and did you know those cops sit high enough on the horse that they can arrest you---and send you to the Superdome to pay your fine---well, they can | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/22/2006 9:16:18 AM | Well lets begin picture this a GF with a bondage fetish and a rape fantasy, add one company Van, mattress and rope.We were on a animal reserve in uniform she wasnt military at the time, we were busted by two game wardens with guns drawn screaming at me WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, I replied HAVING FUN. They asked if I was Racoon hunting when i was pulled out of the van I told them "No but I got some Beaver in the van" they checked the van found my GF partialy getting dressed and untangling the ropes they almost arrested me thinking I had a hostage. Once they found out what happen boy did i get chewed out by Command lost a stripe for it too. But I cant help it, it was great sex but not worth the stripe men and women keep the fantasy and roleplaying behined locked doors ok.  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/22/2006 9:33:55 AM | | haha this is a good post...well my worst thing was... in the middle of having the worst sex of my life because this guy was floppin like a dead fish on top of me...I got up in the middle of it..threw him off me and said oh I gotta go..see ya!! hahah that was so mean but I couldnt take it anymore! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/22/2006 3:26:36 PM | | When I was 17, my girl friend and I were totally naked and heavily engrossed in a 69'r when her little brother and his friend picked the lock on her door and burst into the room. Let's just say it was very embarassing. Ironically, I am not friends with her anymore, but the brother and I are good friends!! | |
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