| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/22/2006 3:46:12 PM | Worst thing to stop me/us dead in our tracks.. That one is easy...
Not too long ago, I went to visit my FWB who was staying at his dad's place for the week, so he had a small single bed which made things a tad difficult. In the middle of a session, me on top, I wacked the back of my head on a shelf which was above the bed (on the wall). I stopped and I needed a good 15 minutes before my instant headache subsided enough to get a little TLC session. It was awful, but he was caring and the sex after the matter, that evening, was nothing short of wonderful.
Still have a small bump on my head though... and it still hurts a little.
I've had people walk in while having sex, but it never stopped me. Haha, shame on me. An audience is an audience; just more reason to do my best. Ive had boyfriend's mom walk in on us. She just went "oh" and left - then later that evening, after everything, she came up to him with me at his side and went "That's my boy". I think that was more embarassing to him then anything lol. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/27/2006 3:03:29 PM | | When I was very young I was at an annual outdoor picnic in a public place for my university's frosh week. I was down on my boyfriend in the tall grass which we thought was discreet....at one point I lifted my head and there was someone standing there with a camera ready to take a close up of me.....needless to say my head went down pretty fast and hard to avoid my face being in the picture! I thought my pic was going to be plastered all over the university's newspaper! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/28/2006 11:57:39 AM | i was having sex with my boyfriend at the time..you know, his birthday and all..lol, gotta do the deed.
anyway, his mother had the key to his house and decided to surprise him with the rest of the family by bringing presents and a b-day cake.
so they obviously snuck in the house, quietly walked up the stairs, opened up his door to sing happy birthday and found me completely naked on top of him.
i was sooo embarassed that i swear i had a heart attack.
his mom was so upset she dropped his cake and threw his presents at us.
wow, that was bad...hahah | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/28/2006 12:11:13 PM | | guy pulled off the condom half way through, I didn't notice cause it was dark, finally caught on, he said, you said I could, which was a lie, I said unsafe sex is not cool, get off me. Thankfully he didn't cum in me, I went to the doctor the next day and again 3 months later, clean. I don't take chances, that was by far the worst. I hated that guy after. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/28/2006 12:13:56 PM | | I hope you smacked the shit outta the guy...LOL. Fortunately I don't have any bad things I can recall happening....hmmm....but don't you dare ask any of my ex's....LOL | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/28/2006 1:38:57 PM | | i was down on my girlfriend at the time on the living room floor,when her cat came up from behind and buried her nose up my ass.......i started to laugh so hard that it kind of ruined the moment......... | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/28/2006 1:58:34 PM | | Christmas me and my x had broke up for a while and had not seen seen each other, christmas party we sneak off to my grandmas old trailer house abandoned, we fool around in the hall way, its cold and so we decide to go down by the lake and finish the adventure in her car, at the trailer i was drunk and for some reason i decided to stick the co9ndom in my sock reason one, i didnt want used condom in my pocket becouse, i knew i would forget to throw it away and end up pulling it out at an embarrasing time...lol.. this is so funny and stupid. So we drive down to the lake theres snow on the ground and the car gets stuck so i get out and push it , i get completely soaking wet from the snow, so we give up go back to the Christmas party, im sitting in the living room and my shoes are completely drenched and socks to my uncle says no problem and goes to get me some socks everyone has ate and were just sitting around having drinks so i go to change my socks and as i pulled my first sock off condom goes flying right in the middle of the room... embarassing yes stupid yes funny hell yes | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/31/2006 4:41:06 PM | Most painfull was a few years ago a Gf was riding me hard and fast when she went a bit too high up. When she came down,,,well it missed and i heard a loud snap and felt a shooting pain. Luckily it never broke or swollen up.I was out of commission for a week.She was ok.
Was very hard week physicaly at work and was a bit sore.That weekend my Gf and i went for a drive and watched the sunset in a secluded spot by a lake.One thing lead to another and I was on top of her in the car when my back cramped up.All i could think about ,other then the pain, was the movie where the fire department used the jaws of life to extract a guy in a similar situation. Luckily i could move after a few minutes
Embarassing /deflated ego.Well, i am average size and a bit, and have never had any complaints about my other brain.This larger woman and i had been dating for months and decided we would be intimate.On went the fore play and i eased myself in and started thrusting.After a few seconds she says, "is it in" ? I said no, not anymore.Thank god she wasn't the first person i had been with or i would be in therapy. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 12/31/2006 4:58:21 PM | Ummm, well there was this one time when I was 16 and me and my first girlfriend at the time just started gettin into it then she proceeded to go down on me, while she was going down on me I released some gas uncontrollably, and then she started gagging and then needless to say I didn't get to finish that day !! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 1/10/2007 10:31:10 AM | Oh I"ve had a few, but they're more funny than "bad".
I was at this party at a house in the country. It's about 3am and I'm seriouslly out of it drunk, and this guy that Ide been jonesing after during the party and a few other people were still up, everyone else was passed out. His friend needed theire contact solution from theire truck but was too drunk to go get it him self. Well the guy I was after went to go get it and I was somehow volunteered to help. We get out to the guys truck and he we were talking and then making out then my belt was undone. (How he did that with one hand, amazzes me). Pants down around ankels and going at it doggie style standing up.
Well it had been awhile and we hadn't made it back with the contact solution, so they sent someone else. We could hear them walking up so we quikly pulled our clothes back on and tryed to down play everything. They took the solution and left.
So now were back at it and pants down to the ankles and getting hot and heavy. When we hear some people talking and they're heading closer towards the truck we were partially inside. So we once more quickly pull our pnats on. A group of like three guys searching for a missing cell phone, yeah right.
Ok this time pants are off and were in the cab of the truck and we finally got the deed done, lol. It was some of the greatest sex ever. Being outside having sex in an old truck cab that didn't elong to either of us and having a potential audience, lol.
Crazy Drunk Fun | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/25/2007 11:19:00 PM | | I can talk about this now because I think the statute of limitations is up. When I was 19, I drove a big 4x4 truck with a shell, grill guard, monster tires, it had the works. At a favorite make out place in my city, the girl I was with wanted a more private area. So I put the truck in 4x4 and went to the top of the hill. We got in the back and started, you get the picture. My truck popped itself out of gear and rolled down the hill. On it’s way down the hill with us in the back naked. It took out 2 trash cans, a sign pole that said “off road activity prohibited” a fire pit, bushes, some small trees, and a bench. Only luck explains why my truck missed all those other cars that were parked there. It continued down this hill, coming to a rest after crashing into one of those electrical boxes. I will never forget the sound that box made after being struck. It blacked out a large area of my city that night due to the crash. I think only luck saved anyone from being hurt. From encouragement from the other couples that were there, I left the scene of the accident and the girl and I went to a different make out point and watched the lights come back on as the electric company fixed it throughout the night. I can’t believe there was only minor damage to that truck after all that devastation. I really miss that truck. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/25/2007 11:22:59 PM | key word is during! can anything bad happen during?
before yes there could be no sex, after yes because your no longer having it. but during, i dont think so because its the mmost enjoyable moment. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 12:38:08 AM | Wow this thread brought up a memory I haven't thought about in years  My bf and I were at his place and he had a big statue on a shelf above his bed. Not sure how it happened but we managed to knock the shelf and the statue fell off and hit me square in the forehead. I got a big goose egg and a gash that bled everywhere. I told all my friends and family that I got hit with a baseball | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 8:22:55 AM | | Probably the worst thing that happened to me was having my mother (she's pretty nosey) walk into my now ex husbands and my room to find us having sex. The front door was closed (not locked), and our bedroom door was closed. She quietly opened our bedroom door and pretended to act surprised! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 8:26:40 AM | For me it was the cops tapping on the car window with their flashlight - then shinning it in on us mid stride!!! hehehe Kinda funny now!!! Thank goodness they only told us to move along!!!  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 2:12:46 PM | Oh Lord, I have a list for this thread, but i'll limit it to one moment.
I was with my gf at the time (I was 18, she was 17)... we were in my bedroom at my parents' house. I didn't think anyone was home, so we got 'down to business' like a couple of wild animals. Now, when i pulled the 'finishing move', it was done 'porno-style' (pulled out and pulled the trigger), BUT JUST AT THAT MOMENT, MY MOTHER WALKED INTO THE ROOM!!! (I swear, it was still flying through the air at that moment!!! no joke!)... I immediately threw a sheet over the both of us, but it was far too little, far too late. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:06:22 PM | wondering what the hell i was doing with this person and how the hell did i get myself into this.....and........thinking that for 12 months..........noone said i was a quick learner (or thinker)  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:27:50 PM | middle of a four way (3 girls one very lucky guy) and one of the girls period came on...
they guy puked everywhere... and one of the other girls puked because he puked...
and i just about freaked out because it was on my bf's (the guy *Duh*) new 300 dollar sheets...
it was great though *lol* | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:31:00 PM | can't believe I"m about to admit this....
left a bar with a guy to go to his hotel...I kinda knew that it was close to that time of the month, but he was REALLY hot....
During sex, he kept saying "you are just so unbelievably wet, you rock.." we had tons of sex..... Fell asleep, I woke up first and it was kinda light out.... I see that EVERYTHING (me, him, blankets, sheets....) is covered in blood!!!!! What did I do..didn't wake him up, and ran like the wind! BAD GIRL, lol | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:42:30 PM | 1. Me with a girl she is all naked on the sheets and my face is buried in her nookie at 3AM with my naked ass in the air, and her 7 year old daughter walks in... that will make a bone go away.
2. Another girl doing me in a hot tub and basicly sitting on my lap, then her 10 year old son walks right up to the hot tup like nothing and she talks to him like nothing is going on... another case for ED.
Both these cases the woman swore up and down that the door was locked and no one would be around.
3. My ex was yaking on the phone while I was having sex and would not shut up, so I hung the phone up on her. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 5:49:52 PM | | when me and my ex were nearing climax and my little sister (whos 9) bangs on my door and half opens the door to tell me dinner is ready!! my heart was in my mouth, luckily she didnt come in and close the door back behind her...i think the mood was killed pretty much after that haha | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 6:22:44 PM | | i was on top but wasn't having sex yet when i thought it would be a good idea to be a brat and pin his arms down so i did with my legs. next thing i know he bucks me forward and trying to prevent my head from slamming in to my metal head board i put my hand out to break the fall bad idea cause my hand bent back and touched my arm. it felt life i broke it so we went to the emergency room at 3 in the morning and when asked what happened i explained but for some reason i don't think anyone believed me | |
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