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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 10:31:32 PM |
key word is during! can anything bad happen during?
before yes there could be no sex, after yes because your no longer having it. but during, i dont think so because its the mmost enjoyable moment.
Oh contraire chadster. An asthma attack can happen during. Trust me... 
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CaR
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Joined: 8/17/2004
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 12:22:21 AM | OMG! ROFLMFAO!!!
Thank you Fox, for making my day! I thought I was the only person in the f***ing world, this had ever
happened to.
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[ An asthma attack can happen during]-raerae59
I've had that problem (asthma) since I was a kid, so yeah, that sure can be a drag. But, if you can relax
& not freak or get too tense, it can actually make for better, more intense orgasms, due to temporary
oxygen deprivation. (I got this idea from watching CSI, an episode where someone dies from erotic
asphyxiation) | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 12:35:54 AM | I hooked up with this girl on new years eve, so we were makin' out pretty hard, dry humping and such. She kept wanting to **** but i didn't have a rubber so I was reluctant (plus she wasn't good looking), but then one thing led to another and I was barbacking this girl on a couch in front of all my friends apparently (i don't remember doing that cause it was new years!) and for some reason instead of pulling out I just bust one off inside her and it was one of those things you regret doing right after you do it. She took a prego test that week which said she was pregnant (apparently) and we had to go to all these doctor meeting and shit but it was a false alarm. Probably the happiest moment in my life realizing I didn't knock up this random chick and I certainly learned my lesson.
I have some other strange stories but...I'll save them for another time. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 2:01:15 AM | Long ago when my wife was alive , every time I went on bussiness travel she would checkout the bathrooms , she always pulled me in for a mile high session on every flight , one time some one was in a hurry and wanted to hurry us up cuz all the restrooms were occupied , my wife yelled "hold on were having sex , almost finished " it was so emabarrassing thank goodnes it was bussiness class and no kids were around , people just stared at us and commented in wispers for part of the flight to italy .
Now i travel alone in Japan right now .
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 6:49:02 AM |
I would have to say the worst thing so far was running out of quarters. I was so close.
Jumbo, you did it again... gave me a laugh. Thanks!
Hey! We now have a photo of you, wow. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 7:49:33 AM | | I had sex for the first time on Christmas night when I was 17. My girlfriend and I were just getting into round 2 (doggy style) on the floor in my bedroom while my family is all out in the living room chillin and my lil sister whos 11 at the time burst in the door to let us know that dinner is ready. I never broached the subject directly with my sis but later in life when I mentioned my x girlfriends name she says she doesn't remember her. She musta blocked it out LOL. I should be so lucky. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 8:04:51 AM | Male Female Male threesome... big night of drinking... not me cos i dont drink... me on the bottom.... girl in the middle.... friend on top!! some how my friend push the girl a lil and went to put himself on her while i was kissing her. Next thing i know i feel his penis in my belly button thrusting!! I couldnt do anything but larf at my drunk friend having it off with my belly button!!! Thats my sex story and im sticking to it!!
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 9:08:56 AM | Well..
A couple spring to mind...
When i was 15, the girl next door was using me as a sex toy..
(heh.. i knew this and wasnt complaining. she was pretty hot, and had a dull B/F.)
One day when i was over her house, we got dirty on top of her metal bunk bed..
When we rather "energeticly" shifted position, Her ankle got stuck in the metal gaurd rail and broke with a rather sickening crack, she screamed..
Was kinda hard to explain this to her mom who came barging in
and found us both naked on top of the bunk with her in tears clutching her ankle... 
Her mom never told the B/F or my mom the truth though.. narrow escape for me..
The things we do for kicks when were young...
Ok.. cant believe im about to actually admit this one... but.
in recent years , Was close friends with a girl who had just split from one of my m8s..
i was always her shoulder to cry on.. so you know where this goes from here..
Anyway.. Id heard from my m8 (her ex) in the past that she occasionally sh1t herself during sex.
On our 3rd date, i took her to an indian resteraunt.. Something gave her a belly ache
so we went back to hers early.. One thing led to another.. and during our first
time having sex together, she said her belly was sore with me on top, so i went flat on my back, she was sittin riding on me goin for gold..
And BAM!! her ass exploded with Diohhrea all over my crotch n legs...
Was absolutely disgusting!! and it stunk!!
Dunno who it was worse for.. me or her..
After a few verry awkward weeks though we spent 2 happy years together.. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 11:11:02 AM | | Hmm the guy i dated last summer, decided to talk about penis enlargement surgery ,when we were in the middle of it..lets just say it wrecked the moment. I did not want to tell him it was true..to hurt his feelings. It felt like he was not in or started yet. Now i can say he prob needs one..funny how we can laugh at these moments later..lol | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/28/2007 6:18:23 AM | | me and my ex were goin at it hot and heavy....and well somehow between her ass and the bed my nuts got squished a bit.....needless to say i had frozen peas and such on my swollen nuts for awhile...hurt like hell,no sex for 2 weeks | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/29/2007 7:16:13 AM | | When I was 18 years old, I was having sex with my (ex) boyfriend and he wasn't the slimmest guy in the world. Well, I usually like being ontop but this made me change my mind. I was riding him and he came and that was that. But when I came back from the bathroom I noticed he'd left shit skiddies all over his sheet as he hadn't wiped himself properly!!! When I asked what it was he said it was chocolate he'd eaten the day before, let's just say it hadn't been there when we'd started!! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:28:00 AM | | When I was young and foolish, last week. kiddin. I brought a girl back from a nightclub to a friends house, I got his bed, he was nice like that and we were having sex, not with my friend with the girl. He had a used brass shellcasing from a tank or something on his bedside table. Basically it was open ended and phallic. I asked if I could use it on her, she agreed. Straight away something was wrong. To cut a story short my mate used it as an ashtray and I'd just emptied it out in her. Oops. I couldn't apologise enough. She showered and when she returned I was asleep. That soon changed when I was awakened to find some of my toes being inserted in place of the cigarette ends. Needless to say we never married and I haven't had sex since. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/29/2007 12:25:45 PM | | The worst thing that happened to me by far was with my ex when I was 20. She actually comes on this site so she might see this (oh well) We were making out, I was getting the absolute greatest handjob of my life and didn't think anything of it. Turns out that after we finished, I went to turn the light on and we were both covered in blood. Because of me not being circumsized, she had managed to yank down way too hard and rip my foreskin. It was the most disgusting thing ever, and one of the freakiest. I sat in her shower for at least an hour afterwards. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/29/2007 6:23:52 PM | | After me and my kids dad split up, we continued sleeping together. I was still pregnant with our third child, and he came over one night. We started having sex that night. In the middle, he decided to tell me that he was getting back together with his ex-wife. I jumped up and threw his car keyes, his clothes, and everything he had brought over out the front door. Needless to say, that was the last time!!! lol | |
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