| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/30/2007 4:44:50 PM | ok, here's what happened.
so i was on a date with this girl, and one thing led to another, and she ended up going down on me. things were going along very well. then came the finale. just as i finished filling her mouth, i felt her teeth dig in. i said "ok, back off with the teeth," but she didn't. after a moment of that, she eased up off me and sat up. her mouth was hanging open in the strangest way, and she had a look of distress on her face. i could see her struggling with the load in her mouth, and that she was holding back tears. so i asked her what's wrong... but she didn't answer. after another moment she got up, and went to grab a pen and paper to write down what was wrong. she hurriedly wrote down that she had dislocated the left side of her jaw, and punctuated that with the word "HOSPITAL." and that, my friends, is hopefully the last time a sexual misadventure will land me in the emergency room. she was ok an hour later, and we still see each other sometimes. but of course, she's a little gun shy after that.
i don't know exactly how she managed to do that to herself. but i've been telling people i'm just that big. *shrug* | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/30/2007 5:01:36 PM | one night of drinking with my gf at the time but ex now we went back to my house where we got busy on the water bed, Being drunk and having no rythm on a water bed...the wave went down and i was going up and whaaaammmmmoooooo right in her a***....she jumped up yelling owwweeee ooowwweeee right to the bathroom and passed out...next day she had to go tot he emergency as she had rectal bleeding.....damn to be young again  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/30/2007 6:24:55 PM | my boyfriend had to go throw up right in the middle of the deed, after a night of partying! Back in a flash after brushing his teeth to get back to getting busy though! He was quite the  & quite the  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/30/2007 8:20:40 PM |
After me and my kids dad split up, we continued sleeping together. I was still pregnant with our third child, and he came over one night. We started having sex that night. In the middle, he decided to tell me that he was getting back together with his ex-wife. I jumped up and threw his car keyes, his clothes, and everything he had brought over out the front door. Needless to say, that was the last time!!! lol
I deny all allegations....LOL | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/15/2007 10:24:36 PM | | once time a guy and i ws having a hard sex and he pull it and put it back in hard and back and forward and accident slip right to my anus. thats hurt bad! i just jump and ran to bath room and owwww! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/16/2007 2:22:17 AM | well lets see
girl going down on me, dad opens the door to wake me up for school. didnt turn the light on tho. he says 'time to get up' and closes the door. I KNEW he saw what was going on, but told her 'no dont worry, he didnt see anything, keep going.' lol
um, having sex with a woman, im 6'1" so unless you have a king size bed my feet stick over the edge a little. well either her cat didnt like what i was doing, or just wanted to play, but that damn cat suddenly sunk a claw deep into my big toe. oh my god did that hurt.
same girl, going down on her, when the cat sticks its wet nose right in my ear. friggin cats.
one gf had never given oral before, first time was with me. she was a trooper, but it ended with me holding her hair while she threw up into a trash can. she was so embarrassed she cried lol.
cramps in various muscles of the body.
not very funny at the time. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/16/2007 3:43:20 AM | Went to "visit" a old g/f, ended up having sex with her in the front seat of my truck, about 5 min's into it I get hit with this wave of horrid stench. I ended up at the car wash putting 5 bucks in one of those smell good sprays and let it sit in the cab of my truck untill I was out of money to put in it. About a week later it finally aired out but for that week it was a nose assult from stinky pu$$y to strawberry and back every 10 seconds...
Been caught by her mom at 7 in the morning and my only way out was through a window which was a very unpleasent expeirence...
Having sex in the feed room of a barn and picked her up kinda threw both of our bodys against the wall, only bad part was a nail was sticking out and sank about 2 inchs into the middle of her back... | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/16/2007 5:20:48 AM | | Hahaha I love this thread! I was with this guy a couple of months back and it was our first time together....so we go up to my room and start getting it on, as you do! So he is going down on me and I am rather enjoying it......then he says "OH SHIT"! I am like what?? he says "I think I have a nose bleed"!!!!!!!!!!! So I turned on the light and it looked like he has massacred me!!!! It was al lover my legs and bed! I think it was more embarrassing for him than me tho haha. We never mentioned it again! | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/16/2007 5:53:36 AM | hahaah ok well this isnt as graphic as some others but makes me laugh..
me and my first fiance had split and she was leaving to go to uni.. I had offered to give her a lift down to portsmouth and we decided to have a one last night together thing... we were only like 19 or something.. and we drank 3 bottles of very cheap very sweet wine..
she whispered in my ear that she wanted it to be all about me.. so she got on top to ride me.. this motion mixed with the very cheap wine lead to me feeling rather ill, so i ran to the toilet to be sick ( i shouldmetntion at this point i still lived with my mother..) only to find the toilet door locked. so i ran down stairs to the sink to be sick..
my mother knowing how much i hate being sick came rushing down stairs to make sure i was ok.. only to find me pucking on the dishes naked bar a condom with a very embarrased ex finace going rather red..
luckily i was far to pissed to be a***d about it at the time and none of us ever mentioned this again.
(this is why i never have sex drunk anymore... nor in my parents house) | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/16/2007 7:20:51 AM |
I was having anal sex with my gf (she was 19 and I was 22) and she passed out on her parents house...I thought that I killed her...it took her 15 min before she came around. I was ready to call the hospital. I can't imagine what I would say???
I can laugh at it now...Took me a long time before I tried that again.
Almost spit out my coffee on the screen reading this one!
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/16/2007 8:57:33 AM | ... trying to be very quiet in the living room at a 'friend's" house , and somehow we flipped the couch, fell to the floor, knocking over the coffee table! Quite embarrassing.
...my boyfriend and i being passed out naked in a truck down a country road and being woken up by a farmer banging on the window and opening the door... {good thing though, we were being 'gassed'}
...same boyfriend in a hotel room, him doing the oral thing with me facing the door, and we didn't hear the chambermaid come in at first! {i don't know who was more embarrassed though - me or her}...
Some of the postings on here are just too funny!  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/5/2007 11:31:57 PM | | My ex really wanted to please me with oral sex but just didnt much like it and wasnt very good at it. But she tried hard. One night she threw up on me. It was dark and I didnt realize it till we turned the lights on. I felt so bad I never asked her to do it again. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/5/2007 11:41:58 PM | This was with my 2nd gf:
I was on top and kept feeling something cold tickling my arsehole. I didn't think much of it, I knew she was a little kinky. But it persisted. I had no idea what she was doing! It didn't feel bad or anything, but the tickling was making me laugh. She asked what I was laughing at. I told her whatever she was doing to my backside was tickling.
It was then I realized she had both hands on my hips.
Turned on the light, turned around and the kitten she'd gotten a few weeks back was sticking her nose up my bum I guess getting a good whiff.
Funniest. Thing. Ever.
We couldnt' stop laughing. Embarassing, Funny you name it.
Needless to say, that kitten loved me for the duration of that relationship  | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/6/2007 4:50:05 AM | I have too many to share, but my most embarrassing must have been when a bloke went down on me...i was quite enjoying it and as i looked down at him, he looked up and all over his top lip was blood........i had started my period!!
I made my excuses and got out as fast as i could!! needless to say never saw him again!
Another time, i had stayed over at a blokes house and come early hours of the morning i was desperate for the toilet. Being in a single bed and stuck next to the wall, i tried to roll over him, but he woke up and thought i was after some more action, so i thought to myself ' i can hold out a litttle longer'
that wasnt the case, just as he entered me, my bladder gave way, and i weed all over the bed....i felt very relieved, yet very very very embarrassed. I dont know what he was thinking, as he never said a word, he just carried on lol
I didint think i wood see him again, but he called me back and we met up and i realised he had brought a new bed!! hahahahaha | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/20/2007 10:58:15 PM | The absolute worst? An ex-fiance told me that she didn't want to give me oral anymore because she didn't like it. Whew that ticked me off! Not only did that mean I don't get to enjoy that anymore, but every time she told me she liked it was a lie. Plus 95% of our interludes I gave her oral (she couldn't orgasm from straight sex).
One time while standing the woman slid out of my grip and came down hard on my penis. It felt like it nearly got ripped off. | |
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| Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/20/2007 11:09:18 PM |
For me it would be the police tapping on the window and asking "is everything ok in there?" Yup, a real mood killer.
Add to that being an 18 year old female and being quizzed on whether or not I was there of my own free will... Holy crap. My boyfriend and I were staying at his dad's house and couldn't do anything there so we found a dark road and parked. Right at his "moment" I realize headlights are pointing straight through the foggy windshield and am trying to get off him but he's actually HOLDING me there till he's done.
He didn't give a rat's ass about the cop at the door. He thought it was funny as hell and actually gave them a hard time for interrupting while I hid behind my hair.
Aside from that, falling asleep on someone is about as bad as it's gotten since. | |
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