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 rugby15

Joined: 1/19/2005
Msg: 51
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/18/2005 6:20:02 AM
i said she was shit and called her a taxi
 7times

Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 52
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/18/2005 6:23:32 AM
will you marry me
 rellik639

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 53
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/18/2005 10:44:16 AM
by all standard logic, shouldn't you be bone dry by now? (i actually said that.. *shakes head*)
 Dr. Me

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 54
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/18/2005 10:47:54 AM
Smile for the camera !
 CdnSkyDiva

Joined: 5/9/2005
Msg: 55
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/18/2005 10:48:29 AM
I sometimes have a bad habit of getting polite during sex. I have said in the past, "Oh, would you mind doing that?" "Oh that would be lovely" "Oh, yes please", "Thank you for doing that"....

I often wonder if the guy starts feeling like he's having sex with the Queen!!
 gurlznotgrey39

Joined: 12/12/2004
Msg: 56
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Posted: 5/18/2005 10:57:48 AM
Once, I blurted out...."OMG,I forgot to put the milk back in the fridge..." OK, I have said a lot of stupid off the wall things during sex....
 demechanic

Joined: 5/5/2005
Msg: 57
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/18/2005 11:34:26 PM
ur sister is better! which was great cause then she became more wild oh wait that was her trying to get out from under me
 MidnightChild

Joined: 6/16/2004
Msg: 58
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/18/2005 11:40:35 PM
It was a line from "Dr. Dolittle". "I'm a pony, I'm a pony". Stupid yes... but she laughed her ars off.
 squeak365

Joined: 12/21/2004
Msg: 59
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 12:23:28 AM
How does a carburator work?



Squeak
 Semper Verite

Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 60
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 12:35:06 AM
It wasn't an intelligible noise....
 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 61
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 12:36:25 AM
who the hell did you have sex with before you came home????
 CROSSFADE

Joined: 4/22/2005
Msg: 62
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 12:41:58 AM
I have like a buck seventy five in my pants pocket... is that gonna cover tonight?
 tiffi78

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 63
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 1:51:04 AM
well its not crazy, its just kinda mean.... thank you, you can leave now lol
 mind_reader

Joined: 5/9/2005
Msg: 64
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 1:53:06 AM
I asked: "Why are you breathing so fast?"
 CROSSFADE

Joined: 4/22/2005
Msg: 65
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 1:53:50 AM
Oh... you guys meant with another person.. my bad. Craziest thing I have ever said... hmmm...

"There are some idiots outside the truck staring at us" (partner looks up)... "Hurry up, thats my brother, hes giving me a ride home."

21 yrs old, parking lot sex at a bar... lovely times.
 CHuBByLiCiouS

Joined: 1/3/2005
Msg: 66
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/21/2005 7:58:07 PM
"Stop! I can't breathe"



or

"Stop! My hands stuck!"

He was going so hard and so fast he didn't realise my hand was on the headboard to stop my head from hitting it, but on one of the pull backs.. my hand slipped down betwen the mattress and the headboard. That was a first for me.

Guess ya had to be there.
 CHuBByLiCiouS

Joined: 1/3/2005
Msg: 67
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/21/2005 7:59:39 PM
YaY!! I can edit now. HaHaha.. gets all exited... 'cuse me! LOL
 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 68
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/21/2005 8:03:48 PM
owwwe..godddd...well...it hurts
***also..beacause, I don't like it
 DropDeadGorgeous

Joined: 4/9/2005
Msg: 69
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/21/2005 10:41:04 PM
Well...we were getting it on and DUH...what else are you thinkin when you're doing the deed...and I said "What are you thinking about?".....he said "What? What do you think I'm thinking about." Yes, I felt stupid...cause DUH!
 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 70
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/21/2005 10:49:02 PM
^^^you shouldn't feel stupid....sometimes I have to fantasize...we all do from time to time....hell...sometimes I am thinking about bills....or things I need to get done..lmao
 DropDeadGorgeous

Joined: 4/9/2005
Msg: 71
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/21/2005 10:50:30 PM
lol...I know what you mean. "When's my son gonna wake up" Stuff like that.
 batgirl

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 72
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 2:33:28 PM
*what was that?* - lol... not because he did something wrong... just because i thought I heard someone coming.

I've also said "oh, god" repeatedly and I'm not religious at all.

an odd thing i've done during sex is while i was sitting on top of him, i pressed in on my abdomen so that i could feel him inside me from the outside... he really liked that... so there's a pointer for anyone who has never tried that before...
 Passionate Artist

Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 73
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 2:54:20 PM
I was told by a woman that in the middle of making out this guy stops, looks her dead in the eye and says " I have down syndrome". Then asked if he could take her back to his place and tie her to his gargoyle bedposts.

I never heard it but that's the weirdest thing I've heard that someone has said to the other in the heat of the moment.
 Passionate Artist

Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 74
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 3:59:34 PM
Your bad breath is turning me on!
 mainaka

Joined: 12/11/2004
Msg: 75
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 4:05:36 PM
I forgot to turn off my cell phone.
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