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 Untamed_Teddybear

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 76
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 5:44:44 PM
"Why don't we trade places..." big mistake! huge! very crazy... i meant for her to be on top for a while... but when i said it we were doing it doggy style... OOPS!
 myxtup

Joined: 3/29/2003
Msg: 77
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 5:53:18 PM
better...
 jared1075

Joined: 11/27/2004
Msg: 78
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 6:01:39 PM
Hmmmm
 blowthedustout

Joined: 3/19/2005
Msg: 79
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 6:50:19 PM
"hold that thought, i have to pee"
 brawny33810

Joined: 2/20/2005
Msg: 80
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 6:57:10 PM
HAHAHAHA...good to see you Lu!
Good post too!

ot: do you think your mom likes me?
 blowthedustout

Joined: 3/19/2005
Msg: 81
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 7:04:20 PM
thanks brawny!! thought i'd join in for a few tonight....some looked fun enough

OT...."slow down a sec, there's something stuck in my teeth"
 ManCow

Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 82
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 7:06:27 PM
I was with this girl and we were drunk,we got naked and I layeddown and she got on top and said"Stick it North!" lol
 ManCow

Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 83
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 7:20:13 PM
Get ready!Cuz i always scream when I cum!
 NiCoLa24

Joined: 6/16/2004
Msg: 84
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 7:44:52 PM
"stick it north" i love that, gonna have to use that one
 Linerunner

Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 85
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 7:46:37 PM
"I don't think that's supposed to bend that way.."

 memew

Joined: 9/19/2004
Msg: 86
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 12:19:51 PM
"I'm a school teacher from new york" as said by keither sutherland in Young guns 2 kind of just after sex...
not sure why... how odd...
 Need you

Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 87
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 1:31:07 PM
My girl friend had been away for two weeks. When she got home an we ended up in bed and after the fore play I got on top and looked in her beautiful eyes and said "Lets see ,how do we do this now! Nothing happened, her and her great sense of himor got her laughting so hard that it blew the whole thing.
 ajatplay

Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 88
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 1:44:30 PM
SOMEONE ELSES NAME!(UHHH!)
 nuttyrat

Joined: 2/22/2005
Msg: 89
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 1:47:35 PM
^^ thats when a spanking is in order ...

craziest thing ... hmmm ... i already said one ... what was it now ... crap ... probably the one about me screaming out "i'm getting sea sick" while having drunken sex on a waterbed ... yeah i said that one already
 SweetKristine

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 90
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:09:15 PM
I need to puke

well i did lol
 nuttyrat

Joined: 2/22/2005
Msg: 91
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:17:52 PM
some people get turned on by that
 SweetKristine

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 92
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:19:12 PM
Yuk

I was w/my ex-fiance and i was like if you dont get off me im gonna puke on you!

god me and tequila dont mix
 hot4teacher

Joined: 6/15/2005
Msg: 93
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:21:01 PM
I want a divorce.........ahahah just kidding that was a few minutes later.. did I say minutes? I meant months..no really ..months
 Semper Verite

Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 94
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:32:51 PM
I don't really know how you'd spell it.... I think it was something like, "Ghhhhhhhhcht......! Bahhh..."
 tiffi78

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 95
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:36:22 PM
well i haven't really said anything crazy....but i do go cross-eyed sometimes while i'm cumming

 nuttyrat

Joined: 2/22/2005
Msg: 96
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:51:10 PM
^^ i gotta see that
 pogolove

Joined: 10/18/2003
Msg: 97
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 5:01:46 PM
I LOVE YOU
 kadmus

Joined: 8/13/2004
Msg: 98
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Posted: 7/4/2005 5:13:41 PM
Okay -- not sure this is the right spot for this story and it wasn't me who said it... but still kinda humorous.

Went out on a first date a few years back. I broke my rule and we went to see a movie after a trip to a pretty cool pizza joint. Anyway, during the movie, we snuggled a bit and afterwards we walked back out to my car. Inside the car we started kissing and, next thing you know, we were steaming up the windows. All clothes were still on but we were going at it pretty hot and heavy. Well, I laid her seat back and she pulled me on top of her and there we were fully clothed dry humping away and making out. All of a sudden she blurts out, "No fair, I'm going to cum!" And cum she did. Fully clothed. So I made her cum a few more times fully clothed.

Now that was a fun first date.
 jts_kat

Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 99
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 5:16:17 PM
That was good but there is room for improvements.....
 MaxxRonin

Joined: 4/12/2005
Msg: 100
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 5:27:18 PM
I was with my best friends girlfriend and he come over to her apt. and he found is together and kicked me off the bed when I was still in her and man did the hurt.
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