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 gc33

Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 101
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 5:34:05 PM
In the middle of sex I once had a girl say I love you. I replied "how very sad for you".
 atta_dude777

Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 102
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 5:37:04 PM
I'm with this girl and getting into it, then she say's call me a b*tch, I say ok your a B*tch then proceeded to lmao....
 Blastkist

Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 103
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/11/2005 5:41:13 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!

Holy crap this thread is funny as hell! I love it! Got a really good laugh.

Hmmm...I don't think I've ever said anything strange during sex. Let me think about it.
 gzilla69

Joined: 11/5/2004
Msg: 104
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/11/2005 9:05:44 PM
**** pig!!!!!!!! It was not one of my finer moments. Plus she was totally hot. I think it was a case of short term sexual retardation
 LindsayM

Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 105
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 10:05:57 AM
f u c k the sh*t out of me
 squirrly

Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 106
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 10:11:41 AM
oh god,oh god, oh god

to which he replied...I wish you would use my name and not my title.
 vulture23

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 107
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 10:13:22 AM
"short term sexual retardation" this phrase can be very useful
 T N T

Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 108
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 10:17:45 AM
"What time did you say you had to work at" ...Needless to say it was "the mood killer"
 vulture23

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 109
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 10:20:35 AM
how about "oh by the way my ex-wife called today"
 7times

Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 110
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 10:28:54 AM
holy shit.. you can drive a bus in there
 Webbum

Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 111
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 10:30:16 AM

Suck my froghole


LOL............wtf?
 virgonomic

Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 112
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:36:07 AM
"Can we close the bedroom door? Your parents' bedroom door is open."
 vulture23

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 113
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:37:49 AM
at least it wasn't "your parents are watching"
 passionfly

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 114
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 12:24:34 PM
"who's your tabby, who's your tabby?" LOL
 sooner_28

Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 115
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 12:36:03 PM
thats awesome.... I dunno. the craziest thing? I tole her her head was in the way of the TV. it was the playoffs.
 Thumpurr

Joined: 7/1/2005
Msg: 116
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 12:58:55 PM
Just to set the stage a bit, we were in Vegas & had a hard night of partying - my friend won 25K & we hit the town hard. I was quite drunk and was just wanting to pass out and my friend was wanting some action. We started and I laid down on him and said "sorry baby, I'm not a very good lay when I'm drunk." Didn't live that down for a very long time. Funny thing is, it's not at all true!
 teddah

Joined: 1/7/2005
Msg: 117
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 1:07:24 PM
its ok but only one finger.....lol
 lilmisspink

Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 118
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 1:14:59 PM
um...i was talking on the phone while having sex and on the phone i said something with the words "try the other door" and my husband took that as do me in my butt.....ya well if the person i was talking to didn't hear me scream...i have never heard the end of it since.
 Big8daddy

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 119
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 1:36:26 PM
Wait a minute officer i am almost done
 meinallofu

Joined: 7/26/2005
Msg: 120
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 5:33:40 PM
At the time I was driveing down Palm Beach Lakes Blvd, she stoped what she was doing and said take a left at the second stop light and went right back to it, I will never forget that girl.
 NaughtyBlonde

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 121
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 5:46:01 PM
Leave me alone I hate you lol
 dreamswords

Joined: 6/24/2005
Msg: 122
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 5:54:19 PM
Don't talk with you mouth full...lol
 ~Joe

Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 123
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 5:57:53 PM
I never thought it would fit in your nose.
 Bailey Rayne

Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 124
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 6:02:04 PM
" You dirty **stard.....now get on your knees and lick it up..........."


lol........."oh god........I need another drink............".....
 pickles51

Joined: 1/17/2005
Msg: 125
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 6:02:15 PM
"God Neil that is so awesome"

His name was John

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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